Chapter : 29

"I want you to take my virginity."

"Ah, so I wasn't hearing things," Naruto murmured. Somehow, he knew this was all Kiba's fault. That girl had mentioned Kiba when he first showed up. It couldn't be anyone else's fault.

Well, it could be Issei's, but even Naruto wasn't willing to place the blame with him this time.

Either way, when Naruto saw Kiba again, he was a dead man.

And speaking of Issei, he wondered how the other newest member of Rias' peerage was doing. Surely, he couldn't be any worse off than Naruto was, right?

Issei's situation was not much better than Naruto's. In fact, it may have been even worse.

Unlike Naruto, who had enough magical energy to teleport due to his recently healed up chakra coils and being in peak physical condition, Issei's magic was practically zilch. He had absolutely no magic to speak of. This had caused him a problem when he was using the magic circle that would have summoned him to the person he was going to make a contract with.

It hadn't worked.

According to Rias, he just did not have enough magic to use a summoning circle.

It was just another reason to hate Naruto. Not only did their cute little Kohai, Koneko, love sitting on his lap and nuzzling against him, he could use summoning circles just fine. Stupid, blond bastard.

With the summoning circle out of his reach for the time being, he had been forced to ride his bike to his first contract. This sucked big time because the person who had summoned him lived nearly thirty miles away, meaning he had to really haul ass if he wanted to get there before it was too late.

Only his desire to become a harem-king gave him the strength needed to carry on.

Sweaty and tired, Issei had finally arrived at the residence he had been summoned to and rang the doorbell before waiting for whoever had summoned him to answer the door.

He didn't know what kind of person would be waiting for him on the other side, but Kiba had said that he was often summoned by beautiful girls. Hopefully, the blond prince's information was accurate. It would be totally awesome if he managed to get a hot girl as his first contractor.

After a few seconds of waiting, the door cracked open.

"Nyo..."

"Nyo?"

Issei blinked several times, having not expected that to be the first thing he heard from the person he was to be making a contract with. Then he sighed. Great. Not only was his contractor a man, he also had something as weird as a catch phrase.

The door opened further and Issei began the necessary introduction. "Sorry for intruding, but I... was... wondering..." he trailed off, his eyes widening in horror.

"Welcome nyo~"

Standing on the other side of the door was what could only be some kind of monster. It was large, beefy, built like a brick shit house with muscles on its muscles and arms bigger than Issei's head and definitely not female.

Not that it wasn't trying to at least look female. It was just doing a very horrible job of it.

It was wearing its hair in twin pig tails with ribbons tied into bows. It was also wearing a sailor fuku uniform that showed off its disgustingly hairy legs, with a pair of white wings sticking out from behind its back. Issei abstractly recognized the clothes as a Magical Girl uniform, but that wasn't something he was immediately focused on. It was more an after the fact detail.

The... thing, for that's all it could be in Issei's mind, loomed over him like some kind of indomitable fortress of pink.

"I've waited for so long nyo~"

Issei, who was staring up at the thing with wide, teary eyes and snot dribbling down his nose, just barely managed to speak, such was his fright. "Your... wish...?"

"I want you to turn Miru-tan into a magical girl nyo~"

"Eh?" He really should have expected that, what with the cosplay and all, but for some reason he hadn't. In fact, he was so startled that he was knocked out of his terror of the monstrosity before him. "I think you need to go to another world for that..."

"I've been to another world, but no one has the ability to give Miru-tan magical girl powers." The hell? This thing actually went to another world? "At this point, I have been forced to make a request from my enemies, the Devils, to grant my wish."

"E-Enemies!?" Oh shit! Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! This was not good! So not good!

"I want you to give Miru-tan... I WANT YOU TO GIVE MIRU-TAN MAGICAL GIRL POWERS NYOOOOOO~"

"WAAAAAAHH! I'M GONNA DIE!"

Yes, Naruto may not have been the luckiest guy in the world for his first contract, but at least he didn't end up with Miru-tan. You've got to be thankful for the little things in life.

Right.

Naruto walked into his first class much earlier then he usually did, which was normally just as the bell was about to ring.

Several people looked at him as he entered, their jaws dropping as the 'foreign' kid arrived to class early for once. Everyone knew that he hated class. Hell, he always slept in class. If that didn't say 'all my hate' then nothing did.

Really, it was a wonder Naruto had grades as good as he did.

It was a good thing that no one knew he was a top class ninja.

Taking a quick glance around, Naruto easily spotted his target, which may have had something to do with the fact that said target smiled and waved at him as if they were old budwdies.

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