Wasted Time

"The hell do you mean dead?" Kingsly of all people cried. Clapping his large hands over the desk, I nodded and lifted the scarlet ice cream in my hand. "Put the damn snack down and talk!"

"But it will melt!" I pitifully defended.

"Asura!" Kingsly barked firmly. He was fuming, and for a good reason.

"Fine," I moaned, shaking my head. I glanced at Lilith, Arkanos, and Ty, who simply ignored Kingsly and continued smacking their lips.

Crossing his overly large arms over one another, he frowned, "This is important, Asura. How did they die?"

Rolling my eyes, I slowly began to explain all that happened, with the first attack by Lemuria Sol Devaia. Informing him of what actually happened, I left a few details regarding the test by the angels and bullshitted the rest.

"And your daughters there will back you up with this statement?"

"Ty only remember a fire,"

"Same! Same! Large fire!" added Arkanos licking the tip of her fingers stained with chocolate.

"And how did you by some greater miracle come to this planet so quickly?" Kingsly insisted on knowing. His firm eyes glaring profusely at me.

"This is bullshit! What about Amilia's bitch ass! Why are you coming at me!" I blamed, pointing coldly at Lilith, who lifted her head. She gave a loving smile and glanced at the kids.

"Oh, look at the time! It's time to eat."

"They just ate!" I angrily barked.

"They are dragons; they get hungry fast." Said Lilith swiftly, carrying a devilish smile." Kingsly, if you will excuse me. Allow my husband to explain everything."

"My God, how are you two married! No one is going anywhere! And act with some decency. This virtual meeting is being transmitted to every major lord in the Holy Swords. Four Heavenly Lords are dead, Asura."

Rolling my eyes helplessly, I sighed. Falling back into her seat, Lilith joined my bitter sigh. Somewhat irritated. I took a seat near Lilith and slowly explained more of what happened; I also began playing around with my soul flame.

Spending a few days going back in forth in this annoying torment of repetition, I shook my head and gave Kingsly the finger, "Fuck all of you! Even the lords that are watching! It's been a fucking week! Screw you all! I'm done. YOu sent us on this damn mission. You have all the facts. You deal with it. I'm done!"

"Papa is angry. no cursing!" Said ARkanos, as I gave her the finger as well.

"Ark, let me tell you something you better remember for all time if someone annoyed you like this. Give them the finger. Screw how powerful they may be. There is a limit to everything. Dear God! Screw you all!"

Glaring at the starstruck Kingsly, whose jaw couldn't have fallen any lower, I too crossed my arms, "Well? is there anything else? Like where this so call target is? I just want to kill this fucker and be done with this mission. Too many have died already, and I am already here. So unless you are telling me this mission has been canceled, I am leaving."

"Boy!"

"It's Asura fucking Bloodgrave!" I viciously barked, "Do I look like a damn boy?"

"Ok!" Shouted my lovely wife, rising to her feet. She placed her hands over my shoulder as if to soothe my burning anger. "How about we call an intermission till we arrive back at the Holy Swords? You all will need time to investigate. I suggest we talk once we arrive back at the Sect."

Kingsly lifted his gaze and nodded at someone that was not present to me. "Fine," he gravely agreed, dismissing himself.

"Thank God! I knew I married you for a reason! That was worse than hell!" I moaned, falling onto my back, completely exhausted.

Peer over my head, Ty smiled, lowered her head, and kissed the tip of my nose. "Papa is a dummy! They are going to beat Papa up later."

A/N: My Godson did this to me yesterday. The feels!

"Ty is so smart." Lilith praised, patting her head and bore down at me, "That was stupid. Could you really not bear it?"

"I was never one to act all humble. Those bastards were just wasting my time. Screw that shit. Also, where the hell is Talgor? The faster we kill this prick, the faster we can leave. I already hate this place." I gravely stated.

"That's cuz all there is down here is fish. Think this is cannibalism?" She asked as I nodded.

"Another reason the word 'cannibal' should not exist. Bunch of bitches. I need a vacation. Another hundred years just to--"

"I know all that you will be doing," Lilith interrupted. She licked her lips and chuckled. Lifting me back onto my feet, she smiled, "Let's go."

Growing more annoyed that I was on this somewhat pointless mission to prove god knows what, I nodded. Leaving the chamber room prepared by Talgor for this debriefing, I gazed upon the hundreds or so members of the branch family of the Holy Sword Sect.

"You their octopus man!" I shouted, pointing towards the palish grey man with eight long tentacles with oddly shaped suction cups trailing down his lips. He turned towards me with his large beady golden eyes.

"I have a name, you know?"

"Did I ask for your life story? Where the hell is Talgor?" I darkly asked, still a bit fed up for wasting so much time.

Scuffing outright, unaware he was asking for his own death, the Octopus shrugged, "Find him yourself, dick!"

Dragging out the Spear of Pestilence from the Ring of Bael, Lilith reached over on me and sighed, "My God, what the hell are you doing? Kill him when people aren't looking. Come on! You know better!"

Clitting my teeth, I glanced at the wondering eyes of everyone around me, all locked on to me. "The fuck are yall staring at?"

"Someone needs a time out. Are you seriously that annoyed?"

Glancing at my wife, I nodded, sending her a soul whisper, "You can time travel; you can get a battle prowess of Paragon at a moment's notice, and I was just forced to waste an entire week repeating myself over some stupid shit. I think I deserve to be angry. I'm not one to be insecure, but I am very annoyed right now."

Narrowing her eyes, she snatched the spear of pestilence and plunged it through the Octopus's chest, "Where is Talgor! Bitch! My hubby needs an answer!"

God, I love this woman!