Where's Go**le when you need it?

Seeing that I'm at the wrong airport and city, I don't know where to go from here.  All the popular places I know in Japan are in Tokyo! Like the Tokyo Tower from all the anime that I watched and was it Harajuku or was it Ikebukuro that has all the goth loli dresses and anime merch?  

          Wait!  I think USJ is in Osaka?  Osaka is in Kansai, right?  I grabbed my hair in frustration thinking of the place.  Where is the ever-dependable internet when I need it! Oh, I miss mister Go**le!  Where are you when I needed you the most? ヽ(;▽;)ノ

          I wandered around near the entrance of the airport.  I tried to look inside if there are any maps that I can look at and hopefully it will be in English!  I saw a lot of backpackers falling in line at the ticket booth. I looked up to see if there are any familiar English words that I can read to give me a clue on what places to see here in the Kansai region.

          I heard a couple argue where to visit first.  "I want to visit the Matsunoo Taisha Shrine! They say that the water from their well will make you look younger if you drink from it!  Plus it says going there will help me tie the knot with you!" The girl mumbled the last words but I still heard her. She must be desperate to get a ring from the guy?

          The guy looked at her with a bored face and looked at the pamphlet she was holding.  "Babe, that place is in Kyoto, we are in Osaka right now so the nearest is USJ! It's like literally 15 mins away from here.  Let's visit that first before we visit the places that you want." The guy said looking more excited about going to a theme park than spend some intimate time with his girlfriend.

          The girl pouted.  She looked up at the guy with big watery eyes.  "But I want to go to the shrine first. Can't we go to USJ some other time?  It's not like you haven't been to Un*****al Studios in the US before? Pleeaasseee?"  She had her hands held together as if begging.

          The guy sighed and just smiled at the girl relenting and the girl squealed in delight and started clinging on to him.  Ugh! They are too sweet and loving it's starting to disgust me… and I'm not being bitter, okay?! Just don't like that lovey-dovey scene!  I feel like I will have diabetes just from watching them!

          So…  I'm already in Osaka and near USJ to boot!  Guess my luck is not that bad. Plus I can experience riding a bullet train going to Tokyo!  That's fine with me! I excitedly looked for the train going to USJ. I looked around and kept my ears open for anyone going there as well so to avoid getting lost.

          I tend to make mistakes in riding public transportation when it's my first time going to a place and most especially if I can't read the destination!  Hmph! Go**le will come in handy right about now. How I miss my phone! (ಥ﹏ಥ) I walked around looking for the train station and got lost. I found myself in the shopping/dining area of the airport.  And got distracted when I saw the food kiosks and restaurant and saw a variety of food that they are selling!

          I saw that they have all types of cuisine.  They have cakes, pastries, Chinese, Western, and of course Japanese food.  I can feel my mouth watering looking at the shops and can't help but gulp at the food that the customers ordered.  I really wish I can have a bite at the cakes and pastries that are on display.

          I kept walking around trying to avoid looking at the restaurants and food kiosks so I won't envy other people enjoying their food.  Tsk! I can see some of the foreigners not finishing their food! So wasteful! If it was me I will finish them all, they look expensive so I bet the food will be expensive as well so better savor it till the last drop or crumb!

          In the last hour that I was walking around, I just realized that in Japan, there are a lot of vending machines.  Whether it's for drinks or snacks I can see them, even at one of the restaurants that I looked at, they have a vending machine to place an order and just wait for the food.  So amazing! I saw that they also have Fa**ly Mart here as well! I entered the place and looked around.

          Wow!  They have bubble milk tea on the shelves and cheesecake!  I love cheesecake! Ooohhh… They have different kinds of cakes as well!  I looked around and saw that there are donuts, soups, noodles, bento, fried chicken, and they have melon pan and dorayaki!  I wanted to try the melon pan ever since I watched the anime about making bread and the dorayaki… It looks soo yummy every time I saw Do****on eating them!  I saw that there is also natto on the shelves and mentaiko. I wanted to try natto they say it's good for you, but the visual… It doesn't look that appetizing?  Or maybe because I haven't tried it before so it looks icky to me?

          I heard a group of foreigners talking but can't understand what they are talking about.  But my ears perked up when I heard USJ from one of the guys! Lucky! I will just follow them they must be going to USJ!  I quickly followed after them and road the JR line. I was ecstatic that I can't stay still and looked out the window to see the view.  Wow! I didn't know that KIX is like an island! I see the beautiful ocean and since it's a bit cloudy the sun reflecting on the ocean doesn't hurt the eyes.  

          I hummed to myself feeling excited about the rides that I will try to get on and hoped that I will not be left behind on the spot since I haven't tried riding any rollercoaster or any fast-moving vehicle before so I'm not sure if I will be able to enjoy the rides there or will I just be disappointed in the end.  I sat down to calm my excitement and looked at the other passengers on the train.

           I looked at the other end of the passenger car and I froze.  I saw the same couple that was flirting on the plane and the same short-haired ghost girl that was glaring at the flirty girl.  As if sensing me looking at her, her head quickly looked up at me and stared at me. I tried pretending that I was just looking around, but I noticed that she started moving towards me!  I can feel my pupils shaking at the thought that she will go near me and kill me! Well, I know I'm already dead, I mean I'll be dead-dead, you know? She's coming! What should I do!? Help! I need to buy a ghost repellant, asap!