209. To Asgard

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"So you were a test subject in a lab and escaped from there? That's tough." Peter had already formed a friendship with Rocket.

"Yeah, it was a tough life. What about you? How did you end up in the Federation?"

"Well, my father turned out to be a primordial entity that wanted to absorb the universe. He got me kidnapped so he could use me as well. But my kidnapper didn't send me to him; as it turns out, I was not the only kid he had kidnapped and killed."

"Oof... family drama. It's always entertaining. What about these two stuck-ups? What's with their frowning faces?" Rocket asked about Gamora and Nebula.

"Oh, they are daughters of Thanos. The guy is dead now, so they are here." Peter revealed.

"Oof, more family problems. Well, I got Groot. He's rare. And Drax... he's dumb."

"Good boy," Logan suddenly appeared and patted Rocket's head. However, after the petting, he started to growl.

Peter japed, "You can't fool me. I saw your tail wiggle when he was petting you. You clearly like this, so why not just enjoy it?"

"Haha, what a joke. I never enjoy such things."

"Boy, come here. TREAT!"

"YES, BOSS!"

(°ー°)

"Yup, he likes it."

...

Mister President ate pancakes for breakfast.

Mister President ran a hundred miles for warmup.

Mister President went to a children's hospital and donated ten million dollars.

Mister President is dating Wonder Woman. When will they marry? The horoscope tells you.

Mister President vows to fix past mistakes. Pulls out all troops from Afghanistan and reveals plans to go there himself. All terrorist organizations in the region promised to disband after this announcement.

Mister President to Meet the Russian President next week.

Ten times Mister President left the world shocked. WATCH.

Ten reasons why people dislike Mister President. It's not what you think.

Biggest Youtuber, Mister President. Pewdiepie catches up.

Moony is the king of Dogs?

*BAM*

"What the hell is all this?" Hector threw the newspaper on the table in annoyance. "So many useless articles about me. These companies talked crap about me not long ago and even now. One will always take the side of the left, and the other will always take the side of the right. There is no remaining paper that actually tells you unbiased news."

Peggy agreed with him, "This is a problem around the world, sir. Not just here in the US. Politicians have always known the benefits of controlling the mass media. Now with the advent of the Internet, it makes more sense to control it. Every company now either supports the left or the right. So these news media houses have to pander to either the left or the right to get ads and brand deals from these companies."

Hector rubbed his long but neatly cut beard. Diana trimmed it, after all. "Hmm... maybe I should pass a new law. I came to power as an Independent Candidate, the only person to do so after George Washington. Since I don't care for either side, I have the best reason to do it.

"Fine, let's create a new law that brands news channels as either neutral true news channels or propaganda. According to the law, if a channel is found taking sides, it will have to put the word 'propaganda' under its channel, paper, or website logo."

"What about the companies who support these media houses?" Peggy asked.

"Haha, they are easier to deal with. Call Senator Jasmin Dianas to make this new bill and introduce it in the senate. I will be going to Asgard tomorrow, so tell the secretary to keep my schedule open." he ordered.

He was not going to Asgard to meet Odin or do something good. He was going there for his selfish needs. Moony's humping had gone beyond tolerable amounts. He humped the wall, the sofa, the TV, the fountain, and the pillows. He left nothing untouched.

"Alright, sir. I will get to it." She saluted out of habit and left quickly.

However, Fury appeared next, walking haughtily with an annoyed expression. "Sir, why did you cut SHIELD funds in half?"

"Because HYDRA infiltrated SHIELD, and they were trying to make multiple Helicarriers for themselves. Pierce may have died, but his well-placed spies remain. But don't worry, after I'm done dealing with them, the SHIELD will have three times the budget. The reduced Military Budget and less spending on wars will benefit you."

Fury took a breath of relief, "That's good to hear. But what are we to do with the new money?"

"HYDRA was also using their own money to fund the creation of so many Helicarriers. Project Insight is their pet project too. And I was just using them until now. With these new ones, SHIELD will travel the planet while recruiting superheroes from around the world. Creating teams and adding them to the Avengers in a phased manner.

"Earth is literally sitting on a goldmine of cosmically powerful beings. Let's not waste this potential." Hector explained.

"What about the Winter Soldier? Can we trust him? He was brainwashed by the Soviets, after all."

"Don't worry about it. I thoroughly cleaned the work done on him. He's a normal person now, just superhuman. Use him as a special agent or something. Ah, one more thing. Inject this in your veins." Hector took out a full syringe and threw it at the guy.

"You want me to do drugs?"

"Haha, not drugs. It's the Superhuman serum. Don't you want to be strong and long-lived? Forget it. I guess you don't want it."

As Hector proceeded to take it back, Fury didn't waste a second and stabbed it into his arm. But he didn't know it was going to hurt like hell. "MOTHER OF GOD! It hurts."

"Of course it does. It's a really advanced formula that does not require exposure to the Vita-rays. I recommend you go to him and take a nap. By the time you wake up, you'll be taller and ripped. Good luck." Hector made a portal beside his desk to Fury's home.

"Thanks... I guess. See you later, Pres."

*Sigh* "Time to go home. God, I love the idea of finding Moony and Diana at home. It makes my heart warm."

He was living the life of a married man without even marrying. Diana and Moony would always stick together and do their superhero work. But in the evening, they would return to Mount Vernon. Hector also didn't live in the White House.

"I'M HOME! And are you two prepared to head out?" He announced.

"WOOF!" ~YES! I wanna eat gold!~

(￣▽￣)"

"Yes, let's do that, Moony. Where is your mum?"

Moony pointed at the bedroom. So Hector entered, and there she was. Getting ready. She was not wearing her regular battle suit. Rather, they were comfortable trekking pants and a jacket over a white T-shirt.

Hector wrapped her waist from behind, "You do know that no matter how much you try not to look attractive, people will still think you're hot."

"Hehe, I don't care as long as you think I'm hot."

"Oh dear, just calling it hot is an understatement. You're the magma... the core of the sun. Ah, I'm being cringy again. Let's head out now. I'm sure Odin is waiting."

Hector didn't change his clothes, however. He was always in his uniform, except when sleeping. Then he was either in pajamas or his birth suit.

*DING DONG*

"Ah, Jean must be here." He opened the door.

"Here's the delivery, grandpa. But, seriously, this guy is so obnoxious. How can anyone even like him?" Jean threw Loki inside and clapped her hand clean.

"You're coming with me. Don't you want to see Asgard?"

(✧ ∇ ✧)

"Really? YES! I always wanted to learn about the old gods. Do you think Zeus will be there too? Maybe Athena? She's the goddess of war, right?" Jean babbled her questions.

"I don't think the Olympian gods live there. They probably have a different dimension. I will ask Odin later about it. If you want to see it, we will go. I'm sure Diana would like to beat some sense into Zeus too." He jokingly said.

But Diana appeared, cracking her knuckles, "Oh, I will enjoy hurting that leech."

"Good. Then we must go there. All right, stand close to me. We will be there in no time."

*WOOSH*

There was no need to use Asgard's teleportation rainbow when he had the whole Infinity gauntlet. They simply vanished from their place.

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