NAMI'S ACCOMPLICE

After I tossed the idiot I didn't do much till luffy came back with nami and the mayor in tow.

(luffy) hey, Louis where did that polar bear guy go.

I simply point to the sky in the general direction of where I threw him.

(luffy) the sky so he flew away?

(nami) that's ridiculous humans can't fly.

I hope im good at charades. to try and tell them what happened I begin by pointing at myself.

(nami) you.

then I made a motion of picking something up.

(nami) lifted

I nod and made a throwing motion.

(nami) so your saying you picked up the pirate and lion and threw them sending them flying through the sky?

(luffy) good job Louis you'll be in my crew, not theirs.

(nami) will you quit it with the pirate thing!

nami continued on a tirade about pirates or something while I sat there with glossy eyes alongside luffy though I don't know how I got pulled into this lecture. when she finally finished I was about to leave when a loud boom sounded out. The pet shop and the house moss head was sleeping in along with a couple more buildings were demolished.

(luffy) The pet shop was destroyed!

(nami) wasn't your friend in that other building?

(luffy) Zoro! hey Zoro are you ok answer me

(Zoro) that's a hell of a way to wake a guy up.

(luffy) your ok that's good but now the pet shop is destroyed.

(mayor) buggy that does it im not gonna take it any longer im going to kill you.

and he took off running. well better go after him and followed after.

when we finally reached him buggy already had the mayor by his neck when luffy swooped down and saved him though I don't know if that was a good thing as when he was spouting nonsense about how it's his responsibility and we should stay out of it luffy locked him out. I was still watching the show when nami came up behind me.

(nami) hey little guy your strong right.

machop {yes} I said with a nod

(nami) well buggy had a lot of gold hidden away I was only able to steal this much because I wasn't strong enough to carry it all would you mind helping me carry the rest.

I looked a little doubtful because as we were talking the injured Zoro was fighting a freak on a unicycle.

(nami) don't worry about them their pirates they will be fine.

ma-chop { well if you say so}

sneaking around the back nami somehow knew exactly where they kept their gold and slowly unlocked the door.

(nami) come on the guard seems to be asleep.

tiptoeing through the door the first thing I see is a mound of gold. while staring at it nami busied herself packing the gold into bags for me to carry.

(...) hey, what are you doing?

looking over the guard woke up but he seems very drunk.

(nami) oh ow ow ow.

nami says bending over clutching her stomach.

I would be worried if not for her bad acting but it's enough for the drunk.

(drunk) hey you, all right?

as he is checking on her I go around and give him a good kick that sends him through the wood roof.

(nami) you dummy why couldn't you knock him unconscious now that you made such a big noise more people will come.

hurry up and grab the rest of the treasure let's run.

picking up the rest of the treasure we rushed away.

(buggy) ill kill anyone who steals my treasure!

looking back half of buggy was flying towards us with knives in his hands.

ma chop {so he is a freak to huh}.

before he could reach nami I use the comically large bag of gold I was carrying and smashed it on top of him. and because it was to heavy buffy was unable to get up.

(luffy) gum-gum.... bazooka!

I managed to lift the bag before luffy hit buggy with his attack and buggy sailed into the distance but he ended up splitting the bag anyways causing it to spill all over the ground.

(nami) dang it luffy you spilled all of the treasure machop was carrying!

(luffy) machop? that's not his name it's Louis.

(nami) I call him machop because that's the only thing he says. machop please clean this up while I deal with luffy.

so like the simp that I am I clean up because a cute girl asked me to.

once I finished we had even more problems because luffy angered the civilians who came back for the mayor and chased all of us.

(chou-chou) ruff ruff ruff { you guys leave this to me.}

machop {thanks }

(luffy) thanks, puppy

the angry mob couldn't get past chou-chou I gotta say he's a good dog.

we finally got to the ships and set sail after tossing a couple of goons.