My eyes widened in shock as I looked at my, now new, Status Page.
"What!?" I exclaimed a little surprised.
After all, why would not I be surprised? The status page which I was looking at was not something that was in Mir Grand. The level of detail it gave to each and every skill was, really, amazing. But the biggest reason had to be the fact that I felt more 'connected' with my Status. It was a strange feeling, but it was something that existed.
Though, I was only surprised about my Status Page for two seconds, as, I quickly stopped thinking about it and took a thorough look at all my skills and abilities, careful to not miss a single one of them.
"Well, seems to me why this evolution is called a Divine Evolution," I nodded to myself as I looked at all the new and powerful skills I had gotten out of my new Evolution.
I then turned towards Lo Recant, "So, I want to ask you something?"
Lo Recant nodded to my words.
"Is my Status Page caused due to my Wisdom Skill?" I asked.
Lo Recant's body shook as he heard me say those words; he was taken aback.
"What!?" he exclaimed, surprised, "That's quick of you, isn't it? I had thought that it would take you at least a month till you figured it out yourself!"
Hearing him say that hurt, especially since it was something that could happen. But still, there had to be a limit to how dumb he could think I am.
"You're underestimating my intelligence!" I retorted with clear dissatisfaction in my voice.
Lo Recant's body again shook as he heard me say those words.
"Says the guy who thinks Science is Black Magic!" Lo Recant mocked me.
I wanted to counter, but I knew that I couldn't do it. I tried to think of anything which would end me not looking like an absolute retard.
"Sigh. You're right." I said, defeated with facts and logic.
To be honest, it was really stupid on my part to try to counter against the world itself. It was like a 5-year-old trying to argue against an adult.
I quickly shook my head, trying to forget that this conversation ever took place and making sure that my brain forgets this event by forcefully putting it in the traumatic category—not that I expected to work or anything, I had the Sex Demon as an example.
"Anyway," I quickly changed the subject, "Can I destroy everything around me with the Breath Of Ouroboros?"
I was too embarrassed to call the Breath Of Ouroboros World Annihilator Breath in front of Lo Recant—basically a god.
"Sure," he replied. "I don't mind it; considering with my current power, even if you destroy the world a hundred times it won't affect me too much." he shrugged it off as nothing.
"Thanks!" I thanked him. "Though, I'll probably learn to fly first."
"Really?" he asked, "Not be to mean or anything, you're probably going to take an hour trying to learn how to fly—and that's the best outcome—so I don't know if you should do it or not."
"Seriously!?" I exclaimed. "Only an hour!"
"That's more way lower than I thought!" I replied.
After all, I had probably thought that it would at least take me two days to learn flying, as it involved the mastery of my two, three if you wanted to be accurate, 'limbs.'
Now, hearing him say that I had become determined to learn how to fly in an hour.
'If I remember correctly, I need to use my wings for lift and my tails for balance and other things.' I thought as I slowly started to remember the information about flying.
It took me about ten seconds to fully memorize all the information required, but I was still a little worried—and scared. Though, now that I thought about it, there was nobody who could disturb me. So I didn't know why I was getting afraid.
"Here goes nothing!" I said as I started flapping my wings.
Just like how I spoke, my wings used magic to get lift. The cost wasn't that high—only being 200% more than speaking; my natural mana regeneration was higher than it. Though, I realized that thinking that didn't say much as my mana regeneration was probably, at the least, a hundred times faster than the norm.
While I was thinking about that, I suddenly felt my body rising in the air and my feet being separating from the ground—true, it was slow.
I could not control the shock I had felt, so I couldn't help but exclaim, "Whoa!!"
Though that excitement didn't last long as I immediately fell to the ground. My body was very strong, so I didn't feel anything.
'What am I kidding,' I thought. 'Even a child wouldn't be hurt.'
Though the same couldn't be said for my mental body; I felt embarrassed—very much so. Even if there was only Lo Recant looking at me, who was a literal deity; I still felt embarrassed.
So, with a wry giggle, I again tried to get lift. Then I fell, I tired, fell, tried, fell, tried, fell.
This process continued for about a minute, after which, I was finally able to lift off, off the ground—though still very clumsily.
It was an amazing sensation. Even though I had flown in a hypersonic jet before, flying this way was a different sensation altogether. Something which was way better than just flying a jet. I finally knew why humans tried to create those flying machines, well not before we started using them for war and mass-destruction.
"Look at me!" I exclaimed. "This so fucking cool!!!" I looked at Lo Recant.
Lo Recant couldn't help but give me a wry smile—even with his lack of facial expression I knew it was that. I didn't mind it, no, you could say that if he hadn't given me that I would have felt a little weird.
After all, I was barely one meter above ground—not even including how clumsily I was balancing—and was excited about it. Lo Recant could easily fly like kilometers into the sky in mere seconds, while I, his only friend, was excited to fly just one meter above ground—and clumsily at that.
"You know what," Lo Recant said, a little bit of malice in his voice—the kind you make when you're going to prank your friends, "Screw this! I am going to make you learn how to fly within a minute!"
…
"FUCK YOU LO RECANT!!! IF I EVER GET BACK I'LL BLAST YOU FUCKING ASS WITH MY BREATH, YOU FUCKING HEAR ME YOU FUCKING BASTARD-CUNT!!!"
"I have written a Mistake."
-Bigdaddy_mew, not talking about this chapter whatsoever but talking about the new character he has made who has big funny gay-memer(gamer) name.
PS: But, seriously, I have just made a character name so fucking sad and funny that I was literally crying due to how sad and funny it was.