Tenshi's Rage!
The ship was stopped in the waters before Amazon Lily by some Kuja warriors.
Tenshi walked out and stood on the figurehead, smiling "Hello!" The Kuja warriors froze and started at Tenshi, sweating. One of them said "Call the Empress!" they scrambled to call Hancock as Tenshi smiled, "Please move."
He pressed out and a massive hand made of Coffee pushed their ship to the side as his ship sailed right on past.
Actually, he didn't like the Amazons… They were too arrogant! Then they get swept every single time they're on screen… It was funny but… it got annoying.
The legendary land of Women…
The only feature was good looking women, their strength… It wasn't for no reason they stayed in the Calm Belt.
The only Amazon Tenshi liked was Shakky.
She was super cool!
As for the rest…
If it wasn't for the fact that having Amazons in the Cafe would bring in customers, he really wouldn't bother to come here. Although… Aphelandra was cute. That was about it.
He docked on the island and was immediately met with the entire population holding arrows at him. Tenshi blinked and smiled gently, "Hello." a little old woman, asking loudly "Why are you here, Angel Tenshi?"
Tenshi scratched his cheek and smiled, "I run a Cafe. Why else would I be here… Where's Hancock? I need to talk to her about something… Though, I can talk to you as well." Glorisa frowned slightly, not understanding why this troublesome lunatic was here…
After all, you had to be crazy to advertise a cafe in the middle of a war!
Glorisa didn't want the problems of this guy being here. Not to mention, a Billion Beli for him! This was a big deal!
Tenshi ignored the Amazons and put down the plank, propping up a sign that they were open before waving "Well, when Hancock arrives, come get me." he paused before smiling with closed eyes, "She is not allowed on my ship."
He returned to the cafe as the Amazons were baffled.
Glorisa frowned, this was bad news! She really just wanted this guy to leave quickly!
Tenshi looked at everyone and smiled, "When a lady appears later, don't look at her." they were all confused and Tenshi added softly "You'll die if you look into her eyes. Well, you've been warned." the people were horrified!
What the hell?! Die?
They were too young!
Tenshi stayed on Amazon Lily for 3 hours before a few Amazons trickled into the cafe, looking very on guard.
Tenshi smiled, "Please, put your weapons away." they frowned and Tenshi tilted his head as several ninja appeared around the Amazons, holding Kunai on their necks.
The Amazons were horrified, dropping their snake bows.
Tenshi sighed, "This is why I don't like Amazon Lily. So arrogant, and for what? You have no strength to show for it. None of you are even educated, this place is really a joke." he really had a lot of contempt for Amazon Lily.
The Amazons were angry, but… Kakashi drew some blood, saying boredly "Continue, please." the woman frowned and stayed silent. Tenshi waved, "Send them out, please Kakashi."
He looked at the Amazons, saying gently "When you learn what respect is, you can come back. Otherwise, get out of here." he turned and added, "The rest of you as well." the customers smiled happily and nodded.
Tenshi smiled and continued cleaning a cup as Kakshi led the rest, tossing the Amazons off the ship and going back.
Vivi smiled happily, "Tenshi-san showed a domineering side." Conis giggled and sipped her Latte happily.
Mocha meowed on the Piano as Su (Conis' pet) rolled around next to her.
The next day
Tenshi was running the Cafe as usual when an Amazon walked in saying "The Empress is here." Tenshi walked out and came to the edge of the ship. He looked at the statues on the side and frowned, turning to Hancock as he said "Change them back."
Hancock frowned at him and questioned "Why are you on Amazon Lily?" Tenshi exploded into a full Susanoo, deploying his strongest state as he looked down from the side of the ship, replying softly "I said change them back."
The Susanoo exploded into flames with a flaming halo, holding a massive spear over its head.
Tenshi looked at Hancock and the rest of the Amazons who were horrified. Hancock bit her nail and the stone statues returned to normal people, who looked terrified. They ran out and left.
Tenshi watched them go and closed his eyes, clenching his fist. He grinded his teeth as he whispered, "They'll probably never come back to my cafe, you know that?" Hancock felt a real terror rattle all her bones, she swallowed and stepped back as Tenshi turned to her, staring at her with his eyes open, "You must have a brain problem. To scare off my customers…"
He raised his hand and muttered "Guess I'll apologize to Luffy when I hand him your corpse." The Susanoo grew and slammed the spear down like lightning right on top of Hancock's head.
Glorisa shouted quickly "Wait, stop! Please!" Tenshi clenched a fist and the spear stopped inches from Hancock's head. He looked at Glorisa, who pleaded "I'm sorry, please don't hurt our Empress. Whatever you want, you can have! Plus, they weren't hurt!"
Tenshi looked at them and turned around, saying "I changed my mind. I don't have any business here anymore." the plank was raised and the ship paddled away as Tenshi added, "Tell Rayleigh and Luffy I'm leaving them something at Sabaody." before leaving the terrified Amazonian island behind.
Hancock collapsed in a cold sweat, Glorisa let out a breath of relief before sighing "Fortunately… Fortunately, you weren't killed!" one Amazon asked, "He… He knows Rayleigh and Luffy?" Glorisa fell silent, "Well… Doesn't matter anymore." she turned to Hancock and comforted, "We may have missed a good opportunity, but what matters is you're alive. I will apologize to Rayleigh-san."
She sighed and walked away as Hancock sat there staring at the ground and shivering.
Tenshi came back to the cafe and walked through the doors coming to Alabasta. He found one of the statue guys and personally apologized for what happened to him. After that he left and went to the other victims, apologizing to them as well.
Then, Tenshi was silent for the rest of the day.
Nobody said anything and he didn't speak either.