Itachi's frightening analytical skills

Danzo glared at the Root ninja who were stunned, "Danzo-sama!" Tenshi smiled gently, "The usual, Danzo-san?" Danzo glared at him, "Forget about that! You and the Ice Blood Limit boy come with me. Immediately." Tenshi tilted his head and asked strangely "Huh? But the cafe's not closed."

Haku frowned tightly, he didn't think playing dumb would work this time…

Danzo glared at Tenshi dangerously, "I said now. This is for Konoha! It's your honor to contribute to the village!" Tenshi smiled gently, "Oh yeah?" he grinned slightly, "Are you ordering coffee, old man?" Danzo frowned and Tenshi curled his lips, "Then you can get the fuck out of my cafe, immediately."

Tenshi's wings shot out all the way, "Danzo, you are forbidden from stepping foot in Hibari's cafe forever." Danzo froze as the Cafe started shaking, he looked around and found that he couldn't move!

Tenshi curled his lips and said "Ban him!" a giant hammer appeared in his hand and he swung it, smashing Danzo.

The hammer lit up and 'BANNED' burned into Danzo's forehead. As he was shot out of the cafe, shooting through the doors, sliding face first on the ground.

Tenshi twirled the hammer and smiled as he stepped out of the cafe.

He looked down at Danzo and said "You've been sending Ninja after me ever since I saved everyone at the arena. Do you think I don't know? Every morning and night even when I'm sleeping! Honestly, I'm tired of you and Konoha. How many times have I told you that I just want to be left alone?!"

Tenshi was really angry this time.

He had a limit!

Threatening him in his own cafe was a bottom line!

Tenshi pointed the hammer at Danzo and snorted, "If I come back to Konoha, it's a blessing. You, Danzo, have broken my last straw! Everyone get out, today is free." everyone was shocked and looked at Tenshi in a daze.

Haku frowned, "Get out, please!" They got up and walked outside.

Everyone was glaring at Danzo as though they wanted to eat him alive. Danzo stared at Tenshi in a daze, what was this huge reaction?! Tenshi looked at him coldly, "Congratulations, you've succeeded. See you never." as he walked inside and locked the door.

Tenshi frowned slightly, he felt bad for Guy and Kakashi. But enough was enough. This fucking guy sent ninja one after the other after him, how long until he would sent everyone in Konoha after him…

Not to mention, he never hurt a single one of them and this stupid pig actually came to his cafe and threatened him?! If he didn't show some backbone, everyone would think it was fine!

Tenshi looked around and said "Ready to go?" Haku waved his hands and chuckled, "I never had anything anyway." Karin sighed and held her cheeks, sitting down at a table, "I was kidnapped."

Tenshi let out a breath and took out a golden token.

He looked back at Danzo and sneered before snapping the token.

Haku and Karin were stunned as they lit up.

The Cafe flashed golden and everything dimmed, a large sign falling over it saying 'CLOSED'

Danzo stood up and stared at the Closed sign angrily, waving his hand and sending a wind Scythe Jutsu at it.

Everyone watched him coldly as the Wind Scythe bounced back and shot towards Danzo instantly, slicing his left arm and leg right off, dropping him to the ground.

Nobody even looked at him and a woman even spat on him, saying "You stupid fuck, that's what you deserve! Fuck you!" before kicking him in the face and walking away. Danzo felt humiliated and everyone sneered at him.

Tenshi, Haku, Karin, and Mocha disappeared entirely.

Konoha was in an uproar!

Kakashi even left Itachi alone, not caring at all. Itachi was dumbfounded and they ran next to each other, going to the cafe, seeing the giant Closed sign.

Itachi was speechless, he turned and stared at a passer by, "What happened." the person replied in a daze, "Danzo came and threatened the Boss in the Cafe, saying that he should be happy to contribute to the village. The Boss banned him before leaving. After that, the sign appeared like magic and Danzo's Jutsu bounced off, slicing his left arm and leg off. A hero spat on him and kicked him in the teeth before leaving, everyone else left and even the Ninja reluctantly dragged him away by his leg, sliding his face in the dirt."

Itachi was stunned and Kakashi was really angry!

These fucking guys never learn!

Itachi was very upset.

Kisame, Asuma, Guy, and Kurenai arrived.

After hearing the situation, Kisame grinned, "How about I chop him off?" Itachi frowned and said "No, we're leaving. Everyone in Konoha Upper Echelons is an idiot!" Asuma, Guy, and Kurenai looked at him with furrowed brows…

Buddy, we're right here?

Kakashi sighed and agreed!

Itachi sneered at the rest, "You ever see coffee before? You ever see someone who can use Coffee as a Jutsu? A coffee Blood Limit? Angel wings? Starred eyes? I can tell you I felt Sharingan from him too. You think for 5 seconds, what sort of existence Konoha offended. If I were you, I'd offer that idiot's head as a gift!"

Kurenai and Asuma froze.

Guy sighed, "I just want my friend back." Kakashi looked at him and sighed, "Me too." Itachi was relatively softer to these two, "It's a shame what happened that year, if I knew their relationship, things would be different…" he sighed and shook his head, "Well, it doesn't matter anymore. We're looking for Naruto… and I'll tell you a little secret…"

Itachi curled his lips mysteriously, "I can't feel Tenshi, Haku, or Karin in Konoha anymore. Forget Konoha, they didn't leave through the air." he looked up at the sky, "I wonder where they went…" He was slightly excited at his absurd thoughts.

Kakashi frowned, "You… Then…" he sighed, "I really want to-" he stopped and turned to Guy, "How many beans do you have left?" Guy laughed and touched his nose, "None…" Kakashi laughed, "Me neither! Heh…"

Itachi nudged Kisame and they left.

Kisame turned to him, "What was that, Itachi?" Itachi pursed his lips, "Don't you find it strange? Suddenly Coffee appears. Nobody has heard anything about it except this guy? Then apparently his Blood Limit is similar to Boiling Water but Coffee? What about the wings, have you ever heard of Angel Wings other than Konan's Jutsu? Or his starry eyes?"

Kisame retorted "There's all sorts of Blood Limits in the world." Itachi nodded and replied "Yes. But he was born in Konoha. I've checked the records, his father died in an ambush in the Third Ninja War and his mother was a civilian. The Cafe was a bookstore before. One day it changed to a Cafe… Not to mention, his eyes are from a girl in my clan. I watched her give them to him."

Kisame scratched his head and didn't get it, "So?" Itachi looked at him helplessly, "His eyes are still starry! But he has the same feeling as her eyes! He never changed his eyes or they would be Sharingan! How did he do it? Why does he have so many Blood Limits when his parents were ordinary?"

Kisame muttered, "He's an alien?" Itachi almost coughed up blood, saying angrily "Are you even listening?!" Kisame sighed, "Honestly, I don't get what you're trying to say? He's a reincarnated soul like in those fantasy novels? Come on, stop joking!"

Itachi rolled his eyes and retorted "I never said that! But he's definitely not normal! Raised as a civilian even if he never killed before, he wouldn't be so against it! I'm saying that he must be very special! Maybe something incomprehensible!"

Kisame asked curiously, "Oh? Like what?" Itachi turned back, frowning "Orochimaru had many theories… He's not just a lunatic but also a genius… he said one time that we must not be alone!" Kisame asked in shock "So an alien?!"

Itachi sighed, "Whatever you say, Kisame…" Kisame chuckled happily, "I met an alien today. Awesome." Itachi rolled his eyes and theorized that the next time the Cafe opens… It must be an insane shock to everyone who walks in!

He really wanted to be there for when that happens…

He called a crow and told it to watch the cafe carefully. The crow squawked and flew back to Konoha as the duo left quickly.