Group Chat
FIVE DRUNK INFLUENCERS
twitter personified Olivia Blake
might be a witch Emma Miller
prepubescent shakira Maddy Riley
all types of aesthetic Valerie Brown
lord and savior henry Zane Hijazi
prepubescent shakira:
My dear ladies
....and Zane, i come to you with a proposal
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all types of aesthetic:
It better be a good one
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prepubescent shakira:
It is
I WANNA HANG OUT WITH YOU BITCHES AGAIN
WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER IN FOUR HUNDRED YEARS
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twitter personified:
Well first, WOW we FINALLY hear from you
Second, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS BUSY RUBBING UGLIES WITH YOUR NEW BOYFIE
Third, I wanna hang out with you're ugly ass too🥺
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prepubescent shakira:
.....
First, shut up about me and David, the Dobrik Dick is more powerful than you think☺️
Second, I'm not ugly, I'm just less pretty than a lot of people😚
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lord and savior henry:
Wow, thanks for the TMI Madds, really needed it😬
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prepubescent shakira:
Hey, you've given him a lap dance
I think that's close enough
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might be a witch:
Definitely NOT close enough to what you two do in your room
I can tell you that😏
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prepubescent shakira:
You're evil Emma Miller
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twitter personified:
Can we PLEASE move on from Maddy and David's sex life?
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might be a witch:
If only they would stop humping like bunnies
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prepubescent shakira:
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH
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all types of aesthetic:
Dear God,
LET'S MOVE ON LADIES
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lord and savior henry
YES
LET'S
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prepubescent shakira:
Thank you
As I was saying, it's been a while, and I want all of us to hang out
SOON
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all types of aesthetic:
Well how about later today?
I have nothing to do and I'm sure Liv doesn't either
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twitter personified:
Firstly, I'm insulted that you think I don't have a personal life
And second, you're right.
I really don't have anything to do
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lord and savior henry:
HEY
WHAT ABOUT ME?
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might be a witch:
What about you?
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lord and savior henry:
I wanna hang out with my ladies too🥺
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prepubescent shakira:
Zane, baby you KNOW you can always hang out with us😘
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lord and savior henry:
I know, but I'm just SO BUSY today
I guess I can't hang :(
Sorry ladies
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prepubescent shakira:
You asshole
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might be a witch:
WHATEVER
We'll be fine without you then😡
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twitter personified:
Let's just meet up somewhere
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prepubescent shakira:
How about Urth Caffé?
I'm in desperate need of coffee rn
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all types of aesthetic:
Won't lover boy miss you?
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prepubescent shakira:
Oh please, he's 23 years old
He can live without me for a day🙄
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might be a witch:
THAT'S the Maddy I know🥳
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prepubescent shakira:
Yeah, yeah,
Let's just meet up there in about half an hour
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twitter personified:
Sounds good
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all types of aesthetic:
See you then!
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lord and savior henry:
Bye then....
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