I'll Slap Your Buttocks Using a Wad of Money

After having dinner with Lin Xing Xue, he sent her home. 

Because it was already 11:00 pm when he arrived home, Xiao Tian opened and locked the door quietly because he thought his mother and aunt were already sleeping.

To his surprise, Xiao Tian saw his mother and his aunt watching TV when he stepped into the living room.

"Tian, look! Miss Yun and the director of Li entertainment company are on TV," Ye Xueyin spoke abruptly, "They want to announce that Miss Yun's album release will be postponed."

Xiao Tian instantly shifted his gaze from his mother to the TV.

'Mmm? Yun Xin Er?'

Even though he was startled, he did not show it on his face.

Yun Xin Er was wearing a blue dress, and as usual, she looked so beautiful in her clothes. There was a mature and elegant middle-aged man on her right side. 

That mature man was none other than Li Wen, the director of Li entertainment.

'Why did director Li himself explain to the media about Yun Xin Er's album release being delayed?'

Xiao Tian believed it was not Li Wen's job.

'Is Yun Xin Er that important to Li entertainment?'

Xiao Tian thought of many possibilities but still couldn't figure out the reason.

"Tian, don't tell me, they want to add your song to Miss Yun Xin Er's current album?" Ye Xueyin knew that her son had sold a song to Yun Xin Er.

"It seems so" Xiao Tian also thought like that.

Of course, Li Wen didn't tell the mass media about it. They only told the mass media that they were having a bit of a problem.

"Not bad, Tian." Ye Qingyu was surprised when she found out that Li entertainment decided to postpone the release of Yun Xin Er's album because they wanted to add her nephew's song into Yun Xin Er's current album.

She then continued, "Why don't you become a composer instead of an businesman? You've already earned 100,000 Yuan just by selling one song. If you sell ten songs, you will instantly become a rich young man. If I were you, I would think about becoming a composer."

Xiao Tian sighed before answering, "Do you think that making good songs is easy? And I also don't have any musical equipment that can support me in making songs now."

Illusion was the best song he ever made. It was not easy to compose that song because he had changed the melody and lyrics of the song many times before. In his view, being an entrepreneur was much better than being a composer.

If he became a composer, he had to work hard every day to compose a song. If he didn't compose songs, he wouldn't get any money at all.

However, if he managed to become a successful businessman, he could spend all his time with his aunt, mother, and Lin Xing Xue but still be able to earn money. 

That was why he chose to be an entrepreneur rather than a composer.

"Is that so? Then why don't you buy musical equipment using the money you got from Miss Yun and the piano competition?" Xiao Tian had a lot of money now, so Ye Qingyu believed he could buy musical equipment.

"Aunt, don't underestimate my dream! Just you wait. I'll slap your buttocks using a wad of money later." Xiao Tian was sure he could become a successful businessman with his knowledge from his past life.

Ye Xueyin covered her mouth and giggled cutely after hearing her son's words.

"Oh! Is that so? Then, aunt will wait for you to slap aunt's buttocks using a wad of money," Ye Qingyu spoke as she displayed a mocking expression.

Xiao Tian only smiled and pretended as if he heard nothing. He approached his aunt slowly before giving a peck on her lips. "Just you wait, aunt."

Like what he did to his aunt, Xiao Tian also kissed his mother's lips.

"Good night, ladies." After saying that, Xiao Tian headed to his bedroom and lay down on the bed.

Ye Qingyu shifted her gaze from Xiao Tian to Ye Xueyin and spoke, "Big sis, look at your son! He is pretending to be a gentleman, even though he is a beast."

Ye Xueyin giggled cutely, "Let it be."

"He even behaves as if he is already a successful businessman." grimaced Ye Qingyu.

"Let him smile now. We can make fun of him if he fails later, and it will be satisfying. Hehe." Ye Xueyin said jokingly

"You're right. At that time, we will take revenge for what he did to us till now." of course, Ye Qingyu would not do something bad to Xiao Tian.

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The following morning, Xiao Tian woke up at 05.05 am. Because he was thirsty, he headed to the dining room after washing his face.

The dining room was around 5x6 meters. There was a rectangular table in the center of the room without a tablecloth with four chairs on either side.

There was also a small table in the corner of the room with plastic flowers on it. The refrigerator was placed next to the small table.

After Xiao Tian stepped into the dining room, he saw his aunt sitting on the chair with a glass of water in front of her.

Ye Qingyu was startled when she saw Xiao Tian because usually, he was still sleeping. "You are already awake?"

Xiao Tian took a glass of water before walking over to Ye Qingyu. 

"I just woke up." Xiao Tian kissed her right cheek before sitting on the chair next to her. "Good morning, my gorgeous aunt."

"Good morning." Ye Qingyu behaved normally when Xiao Tian kissed her cheeks because they had done more than that.

"Why did you wake up so early? You're off work today, right?" Xiao Tian asked curiously.

Instead of answering his question, Ye Qingyu asked, "Do you think I'm like you? Why did you wake up so early?"

"Hey! That hurts, you know! I'm also a morning person," Xiao Tian said and paused for two seconds before he continued, "...Sometime."

"You should to get up early and do more exercise so that you can stay healthy." Ye Qingyu never saw her nephew exercise lately. That was why she said something like that.

Xiao Tian touched his chin and uttered, "Now that you remind it, I think I should start exercising again because it's been three months since I last worked out."

Of course, when he said three months, that included his previous life. He always practiced martial arts every day in his previous life.

That was why he had a fantastic body. And from the shape of his new body, he knew that his predecessor also did some exercise.

A wild idea suddenly appeared in his mind. "Aunt, I know some exercise that can be done together. Not only can it help us stay healthy, but it also gives us pleasure. How about we do it together now?"

"What is it?" after asking that, Ye Qingyu started drinking water again.

Xiao Tian brought his face closer to her left ear and whispered, "Sex."

*Spurttt….

Water splashed out of her mouth after hearing his words.