I reincarnated in Naruto without wishes?!

A random teen in an apartment was lazily scrolling through the internet while munching on some doritos and drinking some cola.

If someone saw his screen then he conclude his activities and hobbies in just a single word.

Weeb.

Yes, He was lazily scrolling through the internet in search of a good anime/manga/Light Novel to entertain himself.

Suddenly a white lightning struck him and his PC and both of them were reduced to ashes.

The poor teen didn't even register anything as all of it happened in a single moment.

Next morning, when the manager of the said apartment complex came to check on the inhabitants , he found that the teen died due to last night's lightning. Needless to say, he was mentally scarred and he immediately called for help.

The room was taken care of after a few days. It was concluded that lightning killed him. The insurance reimbursed the company managing the complex and the life went on. There was no trace of his body as the lightning and fire reduced him to ashes.

This incident was promptly forgotten as the said teen was an orphan.

(MC POV)

H-Huh?

Why is it so dark suddenly? Did the power go out or something?

"So he died huh?" said a voice. The voice was really strange as I couldn't tell the gender of the speaker.

I tried to look around but I couldn't move nor see anything but failed.

For a second I thought I was kidnapped but the next statement of the random voice left me confused.

"Welp, Let's hope no one finds out that I accidentally launched an attack on that planet and someone died. I will just erase the connection to previous world and insert it in a random world. Hopefully no major gods finds out." said the voice.

I was really confused. Is reincarnation finally happening to me? I am a weeb- no I was a weeb in my previous life and I've seen these types of stories many times. I think I should receive a cheat now.

Hmm....What should I wish for? Time control? Reality bending?

This is really confusing for me...What should I choose?

"Off you go! Bye! Don't show yourself again." said the voice.

I panicked and thought 'WHERE IS MY WISH?'

But I felt as if something latched on me and I was being dragged. After a few seconds, I felt really heavy as if I was anchored to something.

I suddenly felt a really warm fluid covering me, leaving me in disgust.

'This fluid is really warm and disgusting.' I thought.

I tried to move but I just couldn't. Then the realization struck me.

I was killed by a strong entity, possibly a god and was just thrown away without anything for compensation.

After a few moments I shrugged the despair I felt and accepted this as it was. I cannot be grieving forever, for I don't want to potentially mess up my new life.

From the entity's statement and my current situation I conclude I am currently inside a womb and currently I wasn't born.

[Booting the AI....]

[Starting the processes]

[Starting up in..]

[3]

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[Welcome, Host.]

I have a system? But I don't think that entity would leave anything like that for me because such things may point towards him and he said that he wanted no one to find about this incident.

[Host is correct. What host is hearing is a mutated AI chip that was made after the PC was imbued with the lightning with a strange attribute. The mutation was really unstable and was attached to host's soul so that it could sustain itself.]

Oh..

'So basically you are my PC with an artificial consciousness.'

[Affirmative but with little to no memories of said PC.]

'What about the memory and content of my PC?'

[Only about 1% was recovered but that only had but a chunk of lost data can be recovered through memories.]

'Hmm....Ok do it.'

[Syncing memories of Host...]

[Process complete.]

[Data was recovered host but it was incomplete. AI concludes this is due to influence of the minor god as he needed to remove the connection to previous world and hence accidentally erased finer details of relatively new memories too.]

'Now that you mention my memories are a bit vague and seem like were in distant past even if they were recent though 2 to 3 year old memories are a bit more detailed. Curse that god! He only brought me trouble.'

'Anyway. Lets calm down and approach this rationally.'

'What are your capabilities?'

[The AI functions with exceedingly fast speed, precision and accuracy. Moreover AI can also assist in battle, daily life, training etc.]

'This has high potential. Can you tell me where exactly am I?'

[Host is currently in the womb and is expected to be born in t minus 30 minutes. Host is advised to sleep as being conscious may complicate the progress and affect Host's Health.]

'Ok. I will talk to you later then. Until then process all the data and create a folder by name "Boring and Depressing Sh*t which just might be useful" and place all of it inside that folder.'

[Affirmative Host.]

I dozed off and woke up when the doctor slapped my cheeks to check if I'm alive or not.

[A stra...rgy....det....con.....kra.]

"Con..tns Say...It... boy." A nurse said.

I couldn't hear the AI and nurse because of the trauma and embarrassment I felt.

(A few traumas and embarrassing moments later.)

I was cleaned up and was given to my mother wrapped up in a piece of cloth like a burrito. She was really...happy?

"Your name will be Kazuya. Kazuya Uchiha." She said.

Something in my mind fused. I was shocked as Uchihas are only in Naruto world. I felt really happy that I would have a chance at having true power but was little scared too. I subconsciously smiled. Seeing me smile, my mother smiled back to me.

I thought which era I might be in but I could only hope I'm not near Naruto's birth as I would seriously be spawn killed if that happens.

regular baby stuff happened.

(A/N: I'm not writing any of that.)

and I slept yet again.

(Next day)

(A/N: This is after feeding, crying etc. regular cycle for babies happened. These guys sleep a LOT. So its just sleep, cry, eat, repeat for them and I'm sure you wouldn't wanna read them. its like a real life time skip for them, with food ofc.)

'F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK.'

'WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT BLOODCURDLING SCREAM I HEAR?!'

After hearing its voice, my mother rushed and checked on me.

My mother and me saw a Large Orange fox rampaging with a really crazed look. After seeing him My mother took me from my crib ,wrapped me in a cloth in hurry and started running towards Hokage rock where I presume the safety shelter was located.

She was really weakened and I could feel it. She must be pushing herself with help of chakra or else we wouldn't be running. No one should be able to recover in just a single day after birth.

We arrived at the safety shelter where there were a lot of people. I was relieved a little.

My mother placed me inside a basket that she carved with a tree that was nearby and a kunai. She rested for a bit.

A few moments later a ninja with an animal mask appeared and announced "All Chunnin and above ninjas are to rescue civilians and assist the village. Refusal won't be accepted."

"Looks like I need to leave for a bit, little Kazuya. Mama will come back in a bit. You rest for a little bit." She gave me a smile and left. She was little wobbly.

I could tell her body was really weakened and she wouldn't hold up too long before collapsing from fatigue.

SHE MIGHT DIE LIKE THIS!

'no no no NO!'

'THIS MUSTN'T HAPPEN! NO! I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY MOTHER!'

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'Why am I getting so agitated over a person I don't even know? Why do I want to save her?'

'I was orphan so all my decisions were made so that no morals and emotions come into the play. Being an orphan was really hard on me so I matured really early...all of my decisions were calculated and it was always like that as long as I can remember. I could care less about a random person dying. I never needed nor wanted my parent's love because I never knew neither love nor my parents' identity in the first place so why?'

I couldn't think of a good reason but suddenly something clicked to me.

'Sh*t I think its Curse of Hatred of Uchiha. Fanfics made it look really easy to but it actually makes your emotions twist very subtly and turn it into hate. I need to keep my emotions in check so that I don't do something stupid in future.'

I commanded AI 'Keep a track on my emotions and keep me them in check.'

[Affirmative host. Emotions will be tracked and kept in check.]

I was feeling really tired.

'Maybe this was related to being a baby?'

I felt that I was wrong about this and asked AI to check my body and mind.

[A chakra with different properties is being released by host's brain. The chakra from lower abdomen is also being relayed to host's eye.]

My vision sharpened up a bit. I could see a lot better and everything felt a little slower to me. I think I just unlocked my chakra and sharingan.

[Congratulations host. Host has successfully awakened 1-tomoe sharingan in both eyes. AI suspects that the current situation as well as host's awareness about it has forcefully unlocked them.]

'Hahaha! I unlocked chakra and sharingan at 1 day old! Take that Madara! In your face!' I joked as I fainted.

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(3rd POV)

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Kazuya's mother was currently in a bad situation. Nine tails was rampaging and one of its claws was coming towards her and a couple of ninjas and civilians.

Her Sharingan was activated and was 2-tomoe and was spinning and became 3-tomoe.

Her perception was slowed by a lot but that was only perception and not her body.

Her last thoughts were ' I really am pathetic am I not? I couldn't protect my husband and now I can't even protect myself. Atleast my little baby is still alive. I hope he lives a good life and will be happy.'

She smiled inwardly but one could tell it was filled love and little sense of self-mockery.

She deactivated her Sharingan and her perception decreased to normal level.

BOOM!

The Kyuubi's claw hit her and the people alongside her. They all became mincemeat and there remains were splattered all over the nearby building in a split second.

one couldn't even which chunk of meat belonged to whom...

And so Sayuri Uchiha, A chunnin level ninja died...

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{A/N: I hope you like this Fanfic Readers :) Comment about your opinion in comment section below. I have a lot of plans related to him and I think I would need your suggestions.}