yao wants to be yeeted into the void

[we gay]

Kokobop: Ya know what fuck Himari

Kokobop: i dont even know if you guys can read these texts

Kokobop: fuck this shit 

Kokobop: american highschool is hell and i want to come home now 

Kokobop: Himari bring me home please

Kokobop: himari you bitch 

Kokobop: ISTG if you havent been trying to look for a way to get me home, I will kill you the moment I get back home

Kokobop: I do not care if I go to jail at this point

Kokobop: I dont know how much longer I can keep myself from strangling this kid

Kokobop: fuck him, fuck you guys

Kokobop: thanks for worrying about me i guess

Kokobop: OH WAIT NONE OF YOU SEE THESE OR KNOW I WAS MISSING 

Kokobop: FUCK ALL OF YOU

Kokobop: WHY DID I BECOME A HERO?

Kokobop: I COULD DOUBLE TEAM FOR YOU GUYS, I SAID

Kokobop: I COULD MESS WITH THE POLICE AS A PRO HERO, I SAID

Kokobop: I COULD HELP PEOPLE OUT WHILE STILL BEING IN THE MAFIA, I SAID

Kokobop: COME SAVE ME YOU FUCKS

[3 hours later]

discount kurogiri: Highkey scared for my life

discount kurogiri: Also we are looking for a way to get you home you ungrateful fuck

discount kurogiri: If you are so mad at me then why are you asking for me to help you huh?

discount kurogiri: fuck off

Kokobop: wow couldnt you have replied 3 hours ago?

Kokobop: you are so fucking lucky that I have a shit sleep schedule

Kokobop: also im at work bitch

discount kurogiri: like i said

discount kurogiri: we are working on getting you home

discount kurogiri: #ayaneru

Ayaneru: OWO MY BITCH

Kokobop: hey babe

Ayaneru: I've thought about it - and why dont you just travel back through your phone?

Kokobop: I don't exactly want to loose this phone tho.....

Kokobop: WAIT I CAN ASK PETER AND STARK TO HOLD ONTO IT

Ayaneru: who?

Kokobop: this famous fuck in this universe. more or less He's hella rich and makes some nice stuff. 

[Kokobop] has added [Stark] to [we gay]

Kokobop:  okay so he just handed me one of the brand new stark phones (his branded phones) and told me that if I ever need to come back or something, I can leave my normal phone there and use this new phone as my every day phone - it has all my files and all that so ig?

Stark: This is 'Stark' as Wei likes to call me. They will be taking home one of my phones, which should theoretically work. They will be home soon.

Stark: Of course we will miss them, but if Iron Man or Spider-man or any of the avengers need you guys - we will send a text over.

Loud Dad: oh okay. Uh when will we be expecting yao? 

Stark: Right about now

Kokobop: in coming bitch

[20 mins later]

Stark: #Kokobop

Stark: I will hold onto your phone for you.

Kokobop: Rad. will it go next to the pager that nick dropped off last month?

Stark: Probably. Pete, Harley and I are going to find a safe place for it. If you ever need to come through it again - I'll make sure there is room to do so

Kokobop: thanks b.

Kokobop: tell MJ that I left n' that if she wants to talk, just give her my number - If i can text you normally then I should be able to text her normally.

Stark: will do w_yao! - Peter

Kokobop: oh peter I never told you what I said that one day in the GC did i?

Stark: you didn't, or at least i cant remember you telling me? - Peter

Kokobop: I said "W_Yao: Peter you a bitch"

Stark: yeet ig - Peter

Stark:  see you next time you come around i guess?- Peter

Kokobop: Yep. I'll make sure to send a message before i come by. 

Kokobop: Thanks for being my friend Peter. You were the only person I knew I could trust there.

Kokobop: If Eugene give you anymore trouble - just say you have me on speed dial and that I wont hesitate bitch

Stark: ahdsklasjfdk okay - Peter

Stark: But seriously Yao - Thanks for standing up for me. Mr.Dad got mad at me for not telling him I was being bullied but since you fixed the problem - I should be fine. -Peter

Kokobop: See ya' later bitch

Stark: you as well mx.dynasty

Kokobop: you fucktard

[kokobop] has removed [Stark] from [we gay]