this is a mess

[yah yeet]

Kokobop: i hate you all

touyota: oh?

knive diva: she found my knife didnt she

touyota: what the fuck toga

Kokobop: i found that two months ago, but what the fuck guys

skwah: ?

Kokobop: yall cant go around telling your bosses about me

touyota: dry hands mcfuck saw me texting you all and asked me about it while i was slightly tipsy, that was my fault

skwah: babe why were you tipsy?

touyota: you were out and the burning piece of trash named Todoroki Enji decided to bring me up in the news

skwah: oh i stabbed him for that

knive diva: i saw the word stab, who are we stabbing?

skwah: endeavour 

[Copy paste] and [ken dough] have come online

copy paste: why the fuck are we even in this chat

ken dough: good question but dont think that you can get out of that stunt from lunch!!!!

knive diva: what happened?????

ken dough: exploding boi, monoma, crtl+c vision, you know the rest

ken dough: oh but then shit went down

Kokobop: keep going this is interesting

ken dough: he ctrl+c'd deku's quirk and broke his arm and leg

Kokobop:  good

knive diva: wait how is that good?

touyota: same?

Kokobop: for the first 5 months of the school year, deku could barely control his quirk

Kokobop:  cause its not his it was never his. he was quirkless like most of the population of earth.

skwah: um?

Kokobop: the quirk was given to him

touyota: is this some all for one BS?

Kokobop: one for all.

Kokobop: all mights quirk

Kokobop: #copy_paste if you even mention this info out of this chat i will personally hunt you down and kill you.

copy paste: am i allowed to question this all in this chat?

Kokobop: yeah ofc

skwah: hey #Kokobop how did you find out?

Kokobop: i was hanging out in the in-between and came across his phone and read a couple texts. 

Kokobop:  i read every interesting conversation on any phone in 1-A or 1-B.

Kokobop: i have blackmail material

Kokobop: i know who has a crush on who, people who are low-key in relationships, people who are just fuck buddies, i know it all

Kokobop: so dont piss me off 

skwah: is that a bet?

Kokobop: your fucked

[hell]

ayaneru: so there i was, barbecue sauce on my tiddys

Pika Pika: omg she quoting vines

boom boom: #newqueen?

momma momo: yes #newqueen

[kokobop] has come online

Kokobop: Dabi and Hawks are dating and dabi sexts hawks while he is working

Kokobop: one of them said "god dammit babe im hard meet me in the alley by _______"

Kokobop: enjoy

[Kokobop] has gone offline

shouto: i need to rethink my life choices

sleep™: big mood m8

sleep™: #murder what are your thoughts

murder: 

murder: i

plants are cool:  you've broken him

Wotm8: isnt that your job

plants are cool: 

plants are cool: i

 [yah yeet]

skwah: why did my brother just send me some cryptic messages about my sex life

touyota: you might want to check #hell 

touyota: my brother is currently spamming me with messages 

touyota: ive told him to fuck off and go back to sucking dick

touyota: he replied with the "i hope you reflect on this" kpop meme

touyota: i've done a good

skwah: YAO WHAT THE FUCK

Kokobop:  yah yeet 

copy paste: what the hell did you do?

knive diva: i was sent a screen shot by ocha and i might have started cackling

knive diva: Dry hands mcfuck is confused

ken dough: petition to kill dry hands mcfuck?

knive diva: signed

touyota: why?

knive diva: id rather not be disintegrated by his crusty hands and he is a useless fuck now that AFO is dead

touyota: true, signed

skwah: AHHHHHHHH TOORU WANTS TO S T A B M E 

Kokobop: what the fuck do you think, ofc i signed

Kokobop: WE BEEN KNEW

skwah: HE K N E W A B O U T M E D A T I N G T O U YA 

Kokobop: he didnt know that touya meets you in back allies during your rounds

Kokobop: only for touya to suck you off

skwah: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[2 hours later]

ken dough: why are we in this chat?

copy paste: good question.