Midoriya throws a tree at Kaoru
Note: Yes... Astolf calls Yoru Master, on purpose. He's been doing it since before they were dating. its just a demon thing.
[This is the worst timeline]
Plants are cool: Midoriya I came out here to help you and honestly i'm feeling attacked right now
Hands?: midoriya i dont know how you could even make him feel this?
smol might: he was telling me to forget about my anger and to throw it out of my mind. but it doesnt work that way
Pika Pika: what even happened thats all i want to know
what is tape: oh please be better then denki's fence incident.
Katsuki: wtf did you do
smol might: I threw a tree at him.
IcyHot: .....
Naruto?: ....
Pika Pika: OMFG THAT IS HILARIOUS
what is tape: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Katsuki: what happened next?
Eijirou: babe no
Red: i see...
ucantseeme: I saw that happen, please continue!!!
Acid trip: AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH
MTV: omfg midoriya
Pink: ...
sleep™: ...
Ayaneru: HAHAHHAHAHHAH
Wotm8: AHAHAHHAHAHHA
Kokobop: AHAHAHAHHA
Plants are cool: :/
Murder: what did you do in return babe?
Solace: he beat him up
*insert run here*: WAIT WHAT?!?!?!
keyblade master: Hey eita wanna go play ddr?
mind fucker: sure.
Solace: yeah.... Izuku chucked the tree at Amaimon - who in return tied him up in vines and punched him.
Solace: both have bruises.
Ayaneru: HAHAHHAHAHHAH
Wotm8: AHAHAHHAHAHHA
Kokobop: AHAHAHAHHA
Ayaneru: HAHAHHAHAHahahahhahah
Wotm8: AHAHAHHAHAHHA
Kokobop: AHAHAHAHHA
Acid trip: AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH
Pika Pika: OMFG THAT IS HILARIOUS
what is tape: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[ 3:00 pm ]
Plants are cool: hey babe, if you mention this one more time today - you will face consequences.
Murder: ha, like what
[Private chat: succ?]
Kaoru: context for everyone else: a 1-A kid at UA.JD threw a tree at me and Tooru wont stop talking about it
Kaoru: now then - #Murder
Tooru: yes?
Kaoru: if you mention it one more time - no sex for the next month, AND you get really desperate for me, well - you must show me how much you need me.
Tooru: ..... yes sir...
Virus: omg this is the best thing to happen to me today!
Tyler: i literally sucked your dick five minutes ago after i was sick for a month and you had a blackout orgasm.
Virus: maybe so.
Yoru: ah.... Midoriya?
Astolf: i believe so master.
Kaoru: Midoriya.
Yoru: ah....