Dao accidentally reveals that he is dating his student

Dao is asked about his love life and accidentally reveals that he is with Asuga, who prompty explains why.

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[Love is in the air~]

YEAHHHHHHH: SOOOOOOOOOOOO i heard y'all talking about me and Shouta today!!!!

Sanicc: ah.... right...

the-suns-mom: Tensei was jealous of your relationship goals. 

Sanicc: NO I WASNT

No: You were. I could hear you

Sanicc: YOU WERENT ASLEEP?!!??

No: never assume im asleep unless you see 'zashi screaming and i'm not reacting. 

the-suns-mom: so back to relationships, We know about Tensei's stuggling love life, but what bout yours

the-suns-mom: and by yours i mean #STRONK, #CountChocula, #Duh_ow_cat_sue_me, #Furry™ ?

STRONK: i well....

Furry™: That is private information that I'd rather not share, Kayama.

Count Chocula: hm....

Sanicc: Kan is fucking Ryou

the-suns-mom: HOLY FUCK REALLY

don't laugh: AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

don't laugh: REALLLY?!?!?!

Count Chocula: ....yes....

Duh ow cat sue me: y'all fuckin crazy

Duh ow cat sue me: but if y'all want tea, Toshinori is seeing Ms.Midoriya!

STRONK: i THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU

Duh ow cat sue me: RULE #1 DONT FUCKIGN TRUST ME OR MY STUDENTS WITH SECRETS. ESPECIALLY YAO AND EITA.

don't laugh: oh shit your right! Eita told me that Ravi isn't as pure as we thought Nem!

the-suns-mom: wait what!?!?

don't laugh: uH yEAH!

the-suns-mom: wHAT DO YOU MEAN!?!?

Duh ow cat sue me: Ravi is a sub and gets fucked (literally) by Lee Chanyeol.

YEAHHHHHHH: we dID NOT NEED TO KNMOW THISSSS

Duh ow cat sue me: Ayano also didnt need to know about you and Shouta fucking at 3 am on a saturday morning with shouta moaning about your dick but here we are

No: your just spilling all the tea now.

Sanicc: its because your not dating someone right?

Duh ow cat sue me: ....

Duh ow cat sue me: im actually in love and dating someone excuse me!

Duh ow cat sue me: shes so nice! and sweet! and gives me coffee every few days when i look like im not okay!

the-suns-mom:  tHAT NEON GIRL DOES THAT FOR ME TOO

Duh ow cat sue me: no no, my student is just v nice.

No: why do you text like my daughter and son?

Duh ow cat sue me:  because my S/O is 4 years younger than I aizawa

No:  istg if your dating a minor

Duh ow cat sue me: nononononononononono!!!!!!!! they are legally an adult!

No: are they almost/are they in their twenties?

Duh ow cat sue me: ask me again in a year

No: okay.... so its legal, and they will be turning/will be twenty next year?

Duh ow cat sue me: yes eraser 

YEAHHHHHHH: Shou! i know who hes dating!!!!!

Duh ow cat sue me: you promised

YEAHHHHHHH: i did....

YEAHHHHHHH: shouta is looking at me with *that* look

YEAHHHHHHH: i told him im sorry

Duh ow cat sue me: you betrayed me

YEAHHHHHHH:  ILL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU KATSUMI! 

Duh ow cat sue me:  tHEN PERISH 

No: so.....

[10:00 am]

No: your dating one of your students who is in their third year?

Duh ow cat sue me: she was held back a year so she is in second year, but will be in third next year.

Duh ow cat sue me: she was held back because of her home schooling for all of elementary school.

No: will you share with the class who the student is?

Duh ow cat sue me: uhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhh

YEAHHHHHHH: do it or ill tell them

Duh ow cat sue me: uHHHHHHHHHH uHHHHHHHHHHHHH

the-suns-mom: if you dont tell us i will make hizashi tell us!!!

don't laugh: im just here for the gossip

Duh ow cat sue me: uHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Duh ow cat sue me:  uHHHHHHHHHH uHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Duh ow cat sue me:  uHHHHHHHHHH uHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Duh ow cat sue me] has added [lonk and zelma] to [Love is in the air~]

lonk and zelma: what chat is this katsumi?

Duh ow cat sue me: the teacher chat

lonk and zelma:  ahhhhhhhhhh 

lonk and zelma:  this is what Yao was talking about~

Duh ow cat sue me: im conflicted

lonk and zelma: you are an adult

Duh ow cat sue me: legally you are too!

lonk and zelma: yes but i am student

Duh ow cat sue me: fuck i hate you

lonk and zelma: no you dont

Duh ow cat sue me: no i dont...

Duh ow cat sue me: sigh fine

Duh ow cat sue me: this is my S/O

lonk and zelma: hola

No: hello there

YEAHHHHHHH: HELLO AGAIN!!!

the-suns-mom: hi?

don't laugh: hey hey!

Sanicc: memes?

STRONK: uh hello #lonk_and_zelma

Furry™: dao who is this?

lonk and zelma: OMFG YAO WAS RIGHT 

lonk and zelma: SFSHDFJSLFHKWJR

lonk and zelma: yes i was 'score of course im right you fucking idiot

lonk and zelma:  and can you not leave your clothes in the dryer? 

lonk and zelma: Yao... sigh

Duh ow cat sue me: she did that again.

lonk and zelma: yeah//////

lonk and zelma: as for who i am?

lonk and zelma: I'm Highscore! the Gaming Hero!

lonk and zelma: if you cant figure it out from there then your fucking stupid

lonk and zelma: and im looking at Midnight Sensei here.

the-suns-mom: uHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY 

lonk and zelma: i called you stupid

the-suns-mom:  YAMATO ASUGA YOU HAVE DETENTION WITH ME FOR THE NEXT TWO LUNCHES 

lonk and zelma: lol there it is

No: i ..... 

YEAHHHHHHH: asuga?

the-suns-mom: oh fuck i was right

don't laugh: asdhhakjsdjksfdljlsd

Sanicc: memes.

STRONK: is this legal?

Furry™: this is legal.