Chapter 35:

Somewhere in Grandline

Marine Ship

"Damn, Sengoku." Garp cursed as he looked at the horizon, there are three pirates ship.

"Why do I have to do this shit again?"

"Because, this is your job sir."

"Really?"

"Yes, vice admiral."

"*sigh, fine..." Gap said as he walk in front.

"Alright Young F*cking Idiots! Surrender and we will act peacefully!" Garp said loudly enough so the pirates can hear him.

"Like hell f*cker! you are outnumbered! It's 3 against 1 so how about you surrender!!" One of the captain replied as he transformed to a fusion of a man and a mantis.

"That's right!" both of the other captain in the other ship said.

"Who are they again?" Garp asked his assistant.

"They are the Insect alliance, a recent formed alliance by the Mantis Pirates, Rat Pirates and Roach pirates."

"So this Captain's eat some Pests Zoan devil fruit?"

"Yes, high. Another pests that I have to take on. Really, this vacation is getting tiring, shouldn't vacation be like relaxation?"

"But sir, we aren't in a vacation."

"Really? Then why am I wearing my vacation outfit?"

"I don't know sir."

"Hey don't ignore us!!" The three captain and their crew shouted at Garp.

"Fine, hey prepare to retrieve and detain some survivors." Garp said as he walk towards some cannonball.

"Should we prepare the cannon?"

"Nah, don't bother. I'll handle this, you just have to get those who survive from this." he said as he grab three cannonball and balance them in his one hand.

"Alright then you brats, hope you can survive this." Garp tossed the three cannonball ball in the air and grab one and threw it at one of the ship and followed by grabbing the others cannonball and threw towards the other ships.

*Boom!

Three of the ships broke apart from the cannonball that was thrown by Garp, some got injured and some jump. The ship's started to tear apart from the damage of the cannonball and start falling apart.

"Alright, start fetching them." Garp said as he walks back and the crew start moving to do their job.

"Alright, what's new?" Garp said as he opened the phone. He wasn't online for a few days as Sengoku give him some assignments to do his job and catching some rare and exotic ingredients so they can be cooked in that world since the food in that world is heavenly, especially his chef and new friends Yunyun and Furuichi. Those two were great cooks.

Before going to the group, he first pulled out some snacks from the phone. It's quite convenient cause he can bring many snacks and can store it in this phone.

Bringing out a 10 box of donuts and start munching as he opened the group.

[Garp: Sup, I'm back.

Furuichi: Welcome.

Garp: Where are the others?

Furuichi: Well, Yunyun have gone to do what about asked her to do by researching about magical runes in her world. Happy said that he and his partner have gone to search his partner dragon parent. And Tama have gone to try some misfortune charm that I made.

Garp: I see, so you?

Furuichi: I got nothing to do. Right now I'm just relaxing.

Garp: That's good, anyway about this misfortune charm do you still have some.

Furuichi: I might have. The question is what charm do you want?

Garp: How about ruining someone's day?

Furuichi: Oh, that easy charm. I have some.

Garp: Sweet, give me.

Furuichi: Although for the exchange, you started on the habitat research?

Garp: Habitat? Oh yeah! My men are doing it for me.

Furuichi: Cool here.

[Furuichi has sent an Item {Misfortune Charm: Worst Day}]

[Item: Misfortune Charm: Worst Day made by Spell master Furuichi Takayuki

Class: C

Type: 1 time use (24 hours/1 day)

Effect: Imagine and say the name who you want to have a bad day and crush the charm. The person will experience 24 hours of Misfortune and will have the worst day.]

Garp: This stuff is great.

Furuichi: Thanks, it was just really understanding and how it can effect along with putting bending a rule and law of the world by a tiny bit.

Garp: You really are a genius on how you can think of this.

Furuichi: Please, you only need imagination and how to make it happen. easy really.]

"Vice-Admiral, another Pirate ship has been sighted." A marine soldier said to Garp.

"Again? Fine, hope this bring a little fight." Garp said as he stand up.

[Garp: Bye, I have to do something right now.

Furuichi: Sure]

Garp first extracted the charm and hold it in his hand. He imagine a afto haired man and said.

"Sengoku" and crashed the charm.

"Sir what should we do?"

"Alright alright, I'm coming."

Somewhere.

"Finally I can rest a- achoo!!!"

The man sneeze and all the paperwork that he sorted and finished for all week fell from his desk.

"Fleet Admiral here is your coffee Ahh!" the soldier that was bringing coffee to the Fleet Admiral hit his foot on the large paper that fell along with the chair that fell from the sneeze.

The coffee fell and hit the floor and the paperwork that was finished bathed in the coffee content.

"N-" the fleet admiral look at his finished work that has been spiled by coffee.

"NOOOOO!!!!!!!!" The Fleet Admiral's scream can be heard all over building he was on, and this is just the beginning of his worst day