Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world. “Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.” “Tsk! You think I’m stupid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Myth-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.” I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.
Spy
編輯: Pranav
The battle with the "Wood Spirits Are So Cute" team ended in five minutes, and four additional "elite undead" were added to my undead army…
Don't misunderstand! I didn't kill them—there was no need to.
I simply told them that I was undertaking a special mission for the wood spirits, that I had disguised myself as an undead mage in order to obtain intelligence… and they all actually believed me!
Yep, they believed me immediately and without any hesitation. They even tried to extort me, saying, "You must be getting paid so many Justice Points for this. As a righteous Holy Knight, you absolutely can't hoard the payment to yourself! We should all share with each other and do this mission together!" Sure, I replied, why not. And they joined me in order to receive some Justice Points for very little work done.
"This rotten meat is disgusting."