0.4 [Really, this is it, next chapter is the start of the journey to edgelordhood and beyond.

[POV Self-proclaimed God]

He made his decision, after what seemed like forever.

"Seriously. Why do humans take forever to make decisions?" I grumbled to myself. After the human was shoved into a dimensional gap and punted off to only a few knows where, I could finally relax.

The white void shifted into a more familiar view. A white sandy beach, lightly embraced by the sun, with the brilliant blue ocean stretching across and beyond the horizon.

"Well they live short lived so naturally they can be oh so indecisive and over analytical." Ah, a familiar voice. *his* voice. It's hard to describe it fully. But take that guy whose full of himself and overly confident, merged with a silver tongued solar panel salesman, you have *his* voice.

"Well we can at least say this was the worst most uninteresting person to have ever graced my beach." Oh and i did mean beach. Every grain of sand was a universe, the ocean held every soul that was, is, and will be. The air was saturated by the ether. This beach was a nexus point for the omniverse.

"Oh Don't be like that 'god'. Remember the last one? Wanted pervert powers and a harem of pokemon girls." He had to remind me of that.

"At least she had a goal in mind. Besides she was excusable, life as a doujin artist can sap away your faith in your own race sometimes. She spent a good hour complaining about how people would ask her to 'fix' things and for 'feet' art. Like how is that my responsibility!?" I was agitated. I did nothinf wrong, just doing my job.

"Well you do introduce yourself as God." He pointed out.

"What? I Don't know what i am. the first one i met was like 'Oh God!' So i figured that was my name." I really didn't get it.

"Ah, so you never bothered checking it out?" I shook my head at his question. "Well basically you claimed you were some omnipotent deity responsible for well, everything."

"Damn."

"Indeed. Well I would love to help with your budding Identity crisis. Howeve i have a mortal to mess with." His voice was gettinf farther away

Well damn. Still.

I wonder why he would want to go THERE...

"So what should I d-" A pop and flash of light and another human soul appeared.

"Hello I a- " I began.

"Oh Fuck!" He blurted out.

"So you claim to know me too?" This was gonna be a long day...