1.0(a) Whoops

"Timmmmeeee Ssssskkkkiiiiiippp!!!!"

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"Was that supposed to do something sir?"

The pink haired guild receptionist asked. The look in her eye told me everything i needed to know. Around me the hustle and bustle of people armed with weapons and many animal appendages seemed to pause at my cry. Only to resume, it seemed such outbursts may be common.

"I was hoping it would." I rubbed the back of my head. I had to follow the tropes to establish myself as a main character and avoid becoming an extra. Indeed I had managed to aquire the generic anime male black hair as far as i could tell. Damn it itches. They never address that. I just needed to check a mirror to confirm my eye color. "Any way, so...uh can you give me the run down for newbies?"

Genius. I considered myself. By being vaguely generic i could at the cost of sounding like a bumpkin can get an explanation of where i was and what was what.

"Well sir upon registration you would be assigned a guild advisor. They will give you any information you need. However if you have any requests please fill out the forms and rewards and after approval it will be posted on the board."

Damn.

"So uh can I register?" I was hoping whatever i was registering for was something manageable.

"Then please fill out this form, i have adventurers to attend to." She hurriedly passed a parchment and shooed me off.

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As i stared at the parchment unable to fill out a certain blanked line, I should explain what happened. Oh, where should i begin? For starters I made a choice, as can be seen by the fact I was where i was. Unfortunately I was still very much indecisive. So i asked for a dealers choice. Simple.

The problem was....

"What's a familia?"