Hot Springs To Treat This Lonely Shopkeeper

"Oohhh yessss." I purred as I entered the comforting embrace of the Alcanretia water. The heat and the slight movements of the ripples massaged my muscles beautifully. I had my arms to either side of me out of the bath, letting my breasts float just on top of the water to show their immense size as I relaxed and melted into the warm embrace of the best hot spring in the land.

My beloved Alcanretians... even they were affected by this normality curse. Completely uncaring of my status as an Eris worshipper, I was too normal for them to care about now. My body wistfully missing their scornful remarks and physical threats.

Though, admittedly, that might be because of Kazuma.

When we'd arrived, a lot of the town around us had dropped to their knees at the sight of him, others trying to give their holy one a sample of their finest soaps. (For a discounted price, of course.)

Kazuma had been instantly weirded out, not fully enjoying the unrelenting Axis cult being now solely pointed at him and his god slayer cock. Almost everyone begging him to disrobe in front of them or to come visit their wives, letting them get a good look at Kazuma and his dick to help their daily masturbation. It almost caused religious arguments between people when Kazuma politely declined, some saying we should follow his will and others demanding this and that from him. It was at that point we'd left Kazuma to it. I had to carry Aqua away while she was whining that her own cultists were ignoring her, while Chris/Wiz were happy to be able to slink by without being hounded.

We'd gotten to the hot springs relatively unscathed at least, just hurt feelings that could be soothed with a good bath. I used Chris' pen relic to write on the wall and claimed another business for my own This time without any paperwork; just one Dustiness-Ford Harem's Hot Springs was all it took. Telling the owner that he could run it exactly how it was except our harem would be coming and going as we pleased. It suited him just fine, especially when it turned out it was the harem with both Kazuma and Aqua in it. The owner's passionate gratitude to Aqua that she had graced him with her presence and ownership of his business perked her up a bit.

The mixed bath itself was quite nice. It was slightly different to the one we'd been to last time we were here, with a large pleasant open view of the cliffs and the mountain replacing one of the wooden walls. It was just us four girls in the mixed baths. Relaxing while waiting for Kazuma's return before we dealt with the Wiz quest. We were in a large rectangular bath that was framed by various sized rocks for leaning on, and a small furnace nearby that kept the temperature so very pleasing.

'He shouldn't be too much longer' I thought, 'unless he's already chosen an Axis worshipper to inseminate in the middle of the street...'

My body shuddered a little. "Oohh, the heat of the hot springs always makes me so light headed when I enter a daydream..." I cooed in pleasure to no one in particular.

"W-we're feeling pretty buzzed too D." remarked Chris with a bright smile on her flushed face. "Kazuma never... finished inside us, so we're both still feeling super sensitive."

She and Aqua were sat next to each other to my left, joining me in soaking our full bodies in the warm watery blanket. Chris had one arm out leaning on a nearby rock while Aqua just hooked the back of her head on the side of the bath to let her full body submerge into the comforting spring.

"The heat is everywhere...blbrlbrlr..." Aqua blubbed, head dipping just under the water while she melted into the hot springs. Chris quickly dove in after her and gently raised her head back up onto the ledge.

Wiz was sat in the corner between us and just had her feet in currently. I told her she wasn't normally affected by Aqua's purified liquid (after I'd seen her nearly fade away from just a touch of the blessed hot spring) but she was still unsure. All of us were wearing just our towels, yet, somehow her massive juicy rack squishing up behind the cloth looked extra tantalising. Her long smooth legs kept daintily together while she let her feet soak. She seemed to be enjoying it at least, coupled with her somewhat shy expression it made her look super cute up there on the rock.

I shuffled a little closer to her in the bath, deciding to cut right to the heart of the issue.

"Wiz, what would stop you being lonely?"

Perhaps a little bit of a personal question, but since everything I ask is normal Wiz didn't think anything of my callousness. She just seemed a little embarrassed to be forced to answer. Looking away and rubbing her arm that supported her on the rock. "Um... I-I'm not sure..."

I gave her a concerned frown. With a large sloshing sound I rose up out of the bath to sit next to her on the edge. Going shoulder to shoulder to her and placing my hand on hers, trying to make sure she couldn't avoid my questions. "Come on Wiz. I promised Vanir I'd help you feel better. He told you about his condition, yeah?"

She didn't look at me but nodded a little shamefully.

"And you don't want to be affecting him in that way, do you?"

Her little hair quiff waved around as she shook her guilty head.

I cupped her chin until she was looking at me properly. "Then let's figure this out, together." I smiled, earning an appreciative thin lipped smile back from her. "Now. What kind of hole in your life are you looking to fill?" I bluntly asked, ruining the Lich's smile as she shot her head down again with a red face. "Are you looking for a family? A husband? A wife? Something emotional or just some raw animalistic sex?"

"U-um..." Her voice got very quiet as she considered all the options I was saying, pushing her index fingers together while she thought about it. Bravely, she squeaked out a single syllable: "All?"

"Gehehe, the Lich is a slutlublblub..." Aqua giggled and garbled before Chris had to quickly grab her body again.

I frowned, Wiz wasn't really giving me much to work with here. "Do you mind telling me why you've been feeling so lonesome?"

She looked a little distraught again that I'd asked at all, before looking away. "I-I'm not-"

"Wiz, please. I can only help if you're honest with me."

Another pang of guilt stung her face. Wiz gave it a long thought, resolve building in her heart to be honest with me, and she began her story with a sad sigh.

"Well... if I have to say it began anywhere... Vanir telling me I was lonely was the start of the problem. I didn't believe him at first... I see people all the time, so how can I be lonesome? B-but the more he told me I was hurting him, the more I thought about why... why I might be feeling this way. And the more I thought about it, the more my insides began to feel it." She hugged her arms a little closer as she spoke and I rubbed a hand on her towelled back in reassurance. "My connections to my old party have faded. Karen, and Yukinori haven't seen me in years. And Rosary only came in a few weeks ago to tell me how well things were going with Brad." Whoops. "It's not just them who aren't around anymore, a lot of my Demon King acquaintances have been killed now too." Again, whoops. "You guys are still my friends at least. I always like it when Aqua comes in and spends time with me, even when she tries to purify me with my own tea. But... being told you're lonely, then going to bed alone every night... I don't... I guess that's why Vanir doesn't like me right now." She bookended her explanation with another sigh while the rest of us looked at her with worry.

"Wiz..."

"Hey hey, Wiz." Aqua spoke up with a concerned voice while sitting up properly. "You should have spoken up more if you were that lonely. I like that it hurts that idiot Vanir, b-but..." She trailed off and looked to the side with an annoyed-at-herself blush. "...it's not like I want your heart to be hurting either..."

Wiz just gave her a smile at the concern. I put my head in my hand to think. "Hmm. How to do this..." I definitely want to help Wiz, but I don't want to be too rough with her either. Could give her a partner... Kazuma could do it but he's got a lot on his plate already, and I feel like Wiz missing him because he's off with me or one of his other women would just compound the problem. There's not more than one of him.

I kept my hand on her back a little more. "Wiz, you've heard we're a harem now, yeah?"

She perked up a little in excitement. "Vanir told me about it, yes! I'm very happy for you all to have such a wonderful opportunity to serve the country and it's future!"

Suddenly I grabbed her hands and clasped them in mine, her eye widened in surprise as I stared at her with a serious look. "You are a very beautiful and attractive woman Wiz. If you would grace us by joining us, I will make you the official wife of our harem and promise you that from now on you will always have someone with you when you go to bed each night."

Wiz blinked at me several times as her brain processed what I'd just said.

"Eh? Ehh? M-Me?! A-and-b-beautiful?! H-harem?! Me?! Wife?!"

"N'aww, that's a sweet way to do it D." Chris beamed while leaning on her knuckle. "I would be against a Lich joining the harem, but Wiz has always been a genuine and nice soul to be around. I'll be happy having her as my wife."

I looked over to the other Goddess. "Aqua?" I asked with a half worried, half concerned tone. "You're going to be alright with this decision, right?"

"Erg..." She groaned in internal conflict, "A Goddess with a Lich for a wife is wrong..." Was her response while looking away, making Wiz look a little sad. I was going to change it before Aqua continued, "but... I hear being married to a friend isn't the worst thing..."

I smiled at her, happy she could overcome her prejudices and realise her own feelings towards the shopkeeper without me needing to change them.

"And Wiz? What do you say?"

It was the Wiz's turn to surprise me this time. She dove into my face to give me a long and passionate kiss while rubbing her soft body into mine. I blinked at her at first before melting into her loving embrace, opening my mouth to let the sweet taste of Wiz's tongue swirl into mine.

After a minute she backed away with a genuinely happy smile and a tearful expression of gratitude. "I-I'll do my best to be the best wife I can be and make you all happy..."

Before I could reassure her, a new voice entered the ring. "Hell yeah! What a fucking epic kiss!"

Kazuma walked in from the men's dressing section, pumping his arm my moment with Wiz with a big smile on his face and a towel around his waist. "Good work getting the ball rolling on the Wiz quest, Darkness. I knew I could count on you to do something lewd~."

"WOOO! Kazuma's heeeerrreeeee!" Aqua cheered loudly, clapping her hands wildly to his arrival. "Come come, sit down here with me!"

"Hi Kazuma. T-there's a space in between us, if you'd like." Chris motioned to the space with a blush on her face.

Kazuma slowed down, giving a confused frown to the Arch-Priest's affections and sharing a blush with the thief. "The quest is to deal with Wiz though..."

"Booo! Don't make your amazing penis smell like Lich, Kazuma!" Aqua jeered just as loud. Forgetting her change of heart immediately. "Let me suck out all your yummy cum first before you accidentally make her pregnant or something."

I quickly came to realise the two's attitude shift. I think that normality I just made where orgasms made us more affectionate to Kazuma was retroactive, meaning the dozens of orgasms he's given us already was increasing our lust towards him quite a lot. How could I tell? Because I also couldn't tear my eyes away from his manly body. It was taking everything in me to not dash over there and scratch my growing itch by plunging his cock deep inside me and begging him to impregnate me over and over again.

But Wiz had to come first.

"Y-you all seem very close." The lich smiled sweetly. "It's nice to have such a loving harem. I'm very happy to be a part of it now..."

"Oh good, you already added her." Kazuma hummed happily when suddenly something fell inside the men's room that made him jump. He stared back at the door that he'd came from for a minute before exhaling in relief and explaining himself. "Whuff. Using lurk to get away from the Axis maniacs took ages. They were like raptors from that old movie, sniffing around where I was hiding but not being able to see me." He gave a shudder at his recent experiences before shaking it off and returning to the present. "Anyway. Anything else with Wiz I should know?"

I gave him a coy smile while hugging her belly with one arm. "Why don't we all get in the water and take turns kissing... our new wife?"

His eyes bulged in excitement at that. "W-Wife?! Wife play?! Yes Darkness! That means unlimited lap pillows! Cooking with just an apron on! Having a beautiful woman feed me and letting me drink from her glass!" Kazuma sang his dreams out while hugging his arms happily.

Wiz looked almost a little frightened by the energy but happy nonetheless. I saved her by saying, "Let's just start with kissing and see where it goes."

Me and Wiz slipped into the hot springs properly. Kazuma sat down where Aqua and Chris had guided him to, letting the two excited Goddesses take his hands and drape them over their shoulders as soon as he was in the bath. He was still confused, but was perfectly happy to bring them closer to his body. The pair snuggling close into his skin, loving his warmth just as much as the hot springs'.

It was sweet (and I was jealous) but I was focused on my task. "Chris, why don't you come make Wiz your wife first?" Her eyes remained closed as she leant her head on Kazuma's shoulder, either pretending not to hear me or was enjoying my man too much. "You'd all normally take this seriously you know..."

Chris opened her eyes and gave a relenting nod. Though it looked like it physically hurt her to tear herself from Kazuma she did recognise the importance of Wiz's betrothal. The lithe thief hurried over to the shopkeeper, who opened her legs to let the smaller girl kneel in between them.

The Goddess of Luck leaned up till she was matching Wiz's face level. Both seemed a little nervous and embarrassed, but neither seemed regretful of what was about to happen. "I-I've only been a part of this group for about a couple of hours, but... welcome to the Harem Wiz. Let's treat each other well."

The Lich and the Goddess of Luck leaned in slowly with closed eyes. Connecting their lips in a way that seemed to steal both their breath at once. The heat of the hot springs making both their mouths melt pleasantly into the other's. Chris showed even more capacity for lewdness, a side I don't even think she fully realised she had, as she ran a hand up Wiz to gently squeeze her breast in the passionate kiss. Or maybe this was her 'taking it seriously.'

Either way, Chris finished after a couple minutes of saliva sharing and hummed in content as she disconnected from Wiz. "That was really great, um... wife? Beloved? Pumpkin?" She asked in mild confusion before the two shared a laugh in each other's embrace.

"Just Wiz is fine, thank you Chris." Wiz happily smiled, "Though, pet names are something I always thought would happen when I became a wife..."

"I'm sure we'll be able to come up with something." I reassured, happy to do any part of the marriage spiel with her if that's what she wanted. "But that does remind me. Is there any requests you have for Wiz as your new wife, Chris?"

"Oh, um..." Chris mused while she went back to her seat next to Kazuma. "Hmm, well I know that a good marriage is built on communication, which you already proved you were great at when you told us why you were lonely. So I request you keep being honest with yourself, for our sake and yours."

Wiz blushed at the compliment with a warm smile. "Thank you Chris. I'll do my best to live up to your expectations now that you've all cured my lonely heart."

Chris smiled back to her before looking over to the next person in line to kiss Wiz: Aqua.

Aqua had stopped enjoying her time with Kazuma when I'd said that last normality, now the Goddess of Water looked like she was in a lot of conflict.

The bottom half of her face was frowning. The thought of having a Lich for a wife was not something her holy half found appealing. What if she ruined her lovely divine body with unholy magic?

But the top half of her face saw Wiz.

And, you know, it's Wiz.

The woman put the curve in curvalicious. Aqua's entire top half of her face was beet red, eyes locked on Wiz. Scanning features like they'd never seen her before; a cute airy look on Wiz's face, full pouty lips, long wavy hair, round childbearing hips, and those huge breasts! Was she bigger than Darkness? Aqua wanted to rip that awful towel apart and check for herself. She hated that towel so much! Part of her wondered if this is what Kazuma felt like all the time… then Wiz turned to look at Aqua and she forgot all about that. Back to imagining her in every sexual position Aqua had encountered already.

"Aqua?" Wiz asked in her delicate tone, Aqua snapping in surprise as her daydreams all said her name in various sexy ways.

"Aqua." I repeated in a more stern voice, the Goddess finally snapping out of it and finding herself moving towards the Lich.

The bluenette took a different approach to Chris and sat next to Wiz instead of in front of her. Aqua looked Wiz up and down over and over again. She thought about the cold breath of the undead. She thought about how much she wanted to drown in Wiz's thighs. She thought about someone finding out that she'd married a creature of the night. And she thought about... how big her bed had felt. How much the one night of being without someone to hold had seemed so painful, and how this poor beautiful woman had to go through with that every night. The woman who was always there to comfort her and give her food, the kind of kind person who didn't deserve to feel bad...

"Wiz." Aqua suddenly spoke with a resolve. "I... I hope this makes you happy."

The Goddess of Water then grasped both of Wiz's cheeks and closed the gap between them quickly. Aqua was determined to do what she did best: heal. Heal an aching heart with the love of a goddess. She opened Wiz's mouth quickly with her own and began swirling her tongue around the shopkeepers mouth. Aqua's hands left Wiz's face, the two still melting into each other and Aqua leaning further and further into the Lich as she was suddenly exploring her body, squeezing her inner thigh and stroking her long hair. Wiz was softly moaning at the loving tender touches of the arch-priest. Aqua was always hungry for more, easily overwhelming her prey as they leaned further backwards and closer to me. But then, just as quick as it had started, Aqua was finished and sat back up over Wiz's body.

Wiz was left in a complete daze from the Goddess. Body shaking and lips still pursed as if she wanted to feel her new wife a little bit longer. She let out a breathless, "Aqua..." but the woman had already stood up to leave.

I smiled, knowing that the amazed look on Wiz's face meant Aqua had used her newest normality skill on her, proving the Goddess really was fond of the Lich. A fact she was clearly somewhat embarrassed about when she saw my smirk, blushing and hurrying back to Kazuma's side.

Kazuma gave Aqua's hair a stroke when she sat next to him, proud of the Goddess and happy with witnessing another great kiss. "Nice job. Did you have any requests for your wife?"

Aqua pouted in red faced frustration. "...take the lactation potion. I wanna suck your boobies whenever I want."

Wiz hadn't fully recovered from the kiss and was very unprepared for such a lewd request from her friend. But, strangely, she didn't feel like she minded at all. Actually feeling excited at the prospect at someone as pretty as Aqua using her mouth on her breasts... "U-um, if that is what you wish... I think I would like that too..."

Both were looking away from the other but still managed to catch the other's eye and began to blush even further.

Finally it was Kazuma's turn. Cracking his knuckles before standing up and walking over to his wife.

Instead of sitting in front or next to Wiz, he took option three and sat directly on top of her lap, knees to either side of her on the wooden bath bench while he leant his towelled ass on her thighs.

Kazuma's hand swept through Wiz's hair, bringing it back until both her eyes were uncovered and staring lovingly at him. "Now, my new sexy spouse, I'm gonna take the chance to kiss you like I always dreamt it."

"P-please do..." She murmured out, enraptured by her husband's confidence.

In a bit of showmanshippy flair, Kazuma held his arms out wide and pointed his hands at both Wiz and himself. With a cocky smile he declared; "Steal!"

With a flash of white both towels disappeared into Kazuma's hands. Wiz squeaked in shock to be suddenly exposed, though with the water and Kazuma in the way, Chris and Aqua couldn't see anything. I could though, two giant melons had just began floating in the water and they were beautiful. Her nipples were hard and brushing up against Kazuma's skin, with healthy looking areolas to go along with them that were begging to be sucked or fucked.

I mostly thought that because Wiz wasn't the only one naked now. Kazuma's thick python had already buried its head inside her breasts, nuzzling itself along her belly button and tucking into the glorious pillowy mounds Wiz provided.

Kazuma already had her wrapped around his finger and he hadn't even began kissing her yet.

Wiz's mouth was trying to come up with a protest as she looked at her own nakedness, but she was stopped when Kazuma's hands landed on either side of her. She looked up at his smirk, he looked down at her growing excitement. No words were shared but Wiz knew she was his, pursing her lips and closing her eyes. Kazuma's grin grew a little before he leant down and took what was his, plunging into Wiz's mouth eagerly. The shopkeeper wrapped her arms around his back to draw him closer while the adventurer scraped his dick along her soft belly.

I don't know if she had warmed up because of us three or if her original heterosexual nature was shining through but Wiz was eager to let Kazuma make out with her as much as she could. Maybe Kazuma's instincts knew to squeeze her tight. To let her know that she wouldn't be alone anymore, to show her the pleasure of his touch, the pleasure only her husband and wives could provide. It was a long and dominant kiss, but Wiz looked happy.

After they finally disconnected, the two smiling warmly at each other in gratitude, Kazuma already had another thing planned. "My request, is for you to feed me right now. It's a newlywed ritual from my homeland, it should usually be done with cake but I'll settle with whatever's around."

I could have normalised a baker in the hot springs for fresh cakes, but instead I thought this was a good opportunity to have Kazuma drink the potion Vanir suggested. Vanir had been on the ball with fun suggestions so far, why not trust him again?

Kazuma turned around and sat back in his throne while I grabbed it, lounging back on Wiz's breasts like a pillow. Wiz took the potion from my hand, brought it to her husband's lips and gently poured it down Kazuma's throat.

His face contorted in disgust after swallowed it. "Blech, that wasn't tasty at all. Where'd you get that from?"

"Wiz's shop." I shrugged.

His eyes suddenly went wide in fear. Looking down at the crazy looking potion and back at me.

"That better not have been the lactation poti-"

And then Kazuma disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Rosary and Cecily slumped back down in the alley around the corner from Wiz's shop. Cecily was looking particularly bummed out with a long sigh staring at the dildo.

"It was worth a try, let's just cut our losses and return the item." Rosary reassured.

"Moi usually has a zero tolerance policy for thievery." Came a voice from above them, causing the two to freak out and jump into each other's arms. A threatening black aura looming above them with an evil grin. "But Moi can see potential in you two. An ingenious plan to sell the boy's juice and replica phallus, Moi likes it! A truly magnificent idea, sure to leave many a household... happy." He chuckled before brandishing a piece of paper from his top pocket. "Moi is willing to cover all costs, magical and physical, as long as you follow through and let Moi in on the profits. With exclusive rights to sell the item in his shop as well, of course."

Cecily and Rosary slowly turned to look at each other. Their fear shifting into confusion.

"I'm sorry, what's happening?" asked Rosary.

"Business, my dear." He replied to the priest with a toothy grin. He shook the contract that was in between his fingers.

Cecily snatched the paper and scanned it quickly, the more seasoned of the two in dealing with the shady contracts and hidden clauses of the Axis Cult. "It says you'll make our ejaculating dildo idea real, and all we have to do is let you? Even for 50% of the profits, this deal's way too good to pass up!"

"Splendid, Moi has a feeling he's going to like you."