Magical Item Mania

"Wah!" Wiz jumped as Vanir pointed at her. "Vanir! Please don't scare me like that!"

"This horrible woman won't stop with her pathetic loneliness! Look! Moi's nose is already starting to gunk up from the feelings she's so rudely emitting!"

Wiz gave him a very apologetic look as she waddled in and put the bag she was carrying down onto the floor. "I-I've told you I'm sorry Vanir! Please forgive me! I don't like it when you hate me!"

"GAH! You dare feel even LONELIER?!"

I got up and joined them by the door. "Hmm, honestly thought Yunyun would be the bigger issue... but I guess it explains this quest I picked up." I hummed, bringing out the sheet of paper from the guild reading 'Help this lonely shopkeeper'. "I had a feeling this was yours, I recognised the handwriting."

Wiz inspected the sheet I held loosely in my hand. "V-Vanir! This is...um... That's very thoughtful of you..." She smiled, though as she read further the smile began to fade. "...d-did you have to be so mean on the request? 'Forgotten aging woman with rotting body requires connection to any creature with a pulse, be it human, monster or morally upstanding pig.' Y-you'd sell me to a pig?!"

He shrugged at her horror. "A morally upstanding one. Give Moi some credit."

I decided to roll up the request and pocket it before she read any further to the very low reward. "So, you need someone to help make Wiz feel less lonely?"

She looked at me a little timidly, "I-It's okay, I'm not that-"

"YES!" Vanir burst out. "Get the boy who likes big breasts to seduce her, put her in your growing army of mind controlled women, do SOMETHING to get her feeling less pathetically single!"

She gave him another horror filled look. "M-mind controlled-?"

"It's a figure of speech." Me and Vanir snapped at the same time. Making Wiz close her mouth in fright and retreat to unload the wares she'd brought back.

In a hush I returned to talking to the tall demon. "Look Vanir, even though it was an annoying reason... since you told me the truth and have let me have my fun with the earrings. I'll help you cure Wiz of her loneliness. But there's something else as well that might benefit both of us. If I help you, I want you go into business with me for real."

He quirked an eyebrow at that, scratching his chin and leaning uncomfortably close to my face. "Moi could be annoyed at the bonus stipulations, but curiosity is getting the better of him. Go on."

I moved him back a little before continuing. "This'll be a lot like your deal with Kazuma. I'm about to have a lot of employees who'll want to buy certain uniforms, or hopefully even toys if they take the initiative, and it would be nice if I could guide them to a place I trust for their purchases." I explained. "If you promise to have my back with this earring stuff... then not only will I help with Wiz, but I can also sign an exclusivity deal to sell the items that I come up with on my... adventures."

I really am making a deal with the devil now, aren't I? I guess we'll have to see if this comes back to bite me. You know what they say, in for a penny...

He kept his intense study of me up for a bit before grinning wildly. "Well, it sounds marvellous! Why don't you explain it to the shopkeeper what it is we'll be putting up in her shop!"

"You two are going into business Darkness?" Wiz asked, still putting away the various magical bracelets she'd picked up that day onto shelves. "That sounds nice. What are you going to be selling?"

I shot Vanir an annoyed look, not wanting to bother the innocent Wiz, and with a slightly blushing face I told the shopkeeper. "Um... magical items, clothes and toys for... sex."

While the blush on my face had just stopped at 'rosy cheeked pink', Wiz's shot straight to 'tomato covered in strawberry jam red'. Steam shot from her forehead as she processed the notion I'd presented her.

Suddenly, the shopkeeper's body began to fall forwards, her mind apparently short-circuiting as I quickly shot towards her to catch her in my arms. "Wiz!"

"BAHAHA!" Vanir guffawed joyfully, wiping a tear from his mask. "Moi does love the level of embarrassment whenever sexual notions run into that woman's head!"

The second floor of Wiz's shop was exactly as cluttered as you'd think it was. It seemed that the one storage space they had doubled as Wiz's sleeping quarters. It was about the size of her shop but one half of the room was dedicated to boxes of various trinkets and the other had a pure white single bed, a small wooden dresser, and a chair/desk combo with a mirror on it all shoved closely together near the window. The room was honestly pretty cute, very befitting of the shy personality Wiz has. I'm sure Vanir's played a part in squishing her side of the room down, though I have honestly no idea if he has his own room of if he even needs to sleep. I sat down on the bed with Aqua taking the chair as Chris dug around the boxes.

"So what are these relics Chris?" I asked, lounging back on Wiz's one pillow.

A box tumbled backwards as she dug around. "They're similar to the holy relics I got you to help me gather before." She explained, reminding me of our adventures for the Aegis Armour. "For Aqua's sake, they're the magic items from heaven that we give to the heroes who want to try to save this land from the Demon King. So like Mitsurugi's sword, or, well, you." Chris looked a little worried of the bluenette's potential attitude to being called an item.

Aqua gave her a confused look. "Who's 'Mitsurugi'?"

The thief just cringed a little but clearly wasn't bothered enough to explain whoever that guy was that she'd mentioned. Instead, she brought out a very swanky looking grey metal briefcase. The kind you'd see the super executives from Earth parading around to show off their money. It was something I really wasn't expecting to see in this world. The thief quickly brought it over to the bed and held her hands onto the two latches.

Before she opened it, Chris' expression darkened. "But the items in this case are different. They're not from heaven given to heroes, but gifts given from hell to evil individuals that demon's want to help cause chaos." She said with a low quiet voice and slowly opened the case. "I trust Darkness with the earrings, and she said that normally I should let you play around with these, but I have to warn you that they were originally used for pure evil."

I fanned Wiz's face to stop her from completely fainting. Letting her drink a glass of water slowly with little sips as she sat on the chair near the window.

She eventually did start to wake properly, thanking me for my care before bowing. "S-sorry Darkness... I wasn't expecting you to say that about the s-s-adult items..." She squeaked, then leaned her head into her hands. Speaking wistfully. "To think, we'd be selling more of that kind of thing..."

"Hm? More?"

"That's right!" Vanir cut in with a large wooden crate in his hands that he dropped heavily onto the counter. "The terrible shopkeeper actually does have an adult catalogue of items! Even if her pitiful brain short circuits whenever anyone asks her about it." He chuckled while looking through the box, though his smile slowly faded. "Moi nearly forgot about this junk. The demand for items perverse is certainly present, but these magically infused death traps are as useless and dangerous as everything else in this place." He sighed while absentmindedly mixing the items with his hand. "Moi would be absolutely fine taking on your ideas for a restock of sexual thrills and messy spills. He will have the contract ready for you as soon as you've taken care of the shopkeepers feelings. But before you do, there might be some trinkets in here that'll interest the Perverted Crusader's Quest for Degeneracy."

I frowned, unable to really muster a counter argument against his weird title. "Well, it would be good to have a few magic items already in stock. What do you have?" I asked, trying to not sound too excited from the idea.

Vanir Magic Item 1

The first thing Vanir brought out from the box was a small round and flat object that fit between his middle and index fingers. It was orange and seemed to be made of a small film of see through material.

Wiz explained first with a sweet smile. "That thing's called a condom!"

Vanir spoke in his salesman voice as he presented it. "This little number will keep pregnancies to a minimum! Just wrap the male's penis in this colourful film and it'll magically keep the semen from entering the female's womb!"

I scratched my chin. "Hmm, not really needed for me but it sounds like it could help a lot of others practice sex safel-"

"By melting the cock." His hand ignited, burning the small package to cinders. A high pitched wail screeched out from the destruction that sent a shiver down my spine. "It was an acidic slime! Human's would have to willing put on the end of their favourite flesh pole!" He growled at Wiz, "Even Moi knows that no one would dismember their member for any reason! Why would you possibly buy this?!"

She shrank down a little into herself. Not able to come up with a good answer. That salesman had just seemed so eager for her to have it...

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Chris Relic 1

Inside the case was four average looking items, lodged into the foam lining that seemed to be designed for each of them. Each had their own little note with an explanation on what they did, reminding me of the warning labels on Wiz's items downstairs. There was only one slot missing in the case, assumedly for the weird earrings that Darkness had.

I carefully grabbed the first relic I was supposed to play around with, a pair of golden rings.

"What's this for?"

Chris looked rather embarrassed to be asked. "It's... for your penis. 'The Magic Cock Ring'. If you put the first ring on your thing, it'll magically appear out the other. You can also teleport the second ring to anywhere you like in the world. So you can imagine the kind of horrible acts someone could get up to with that."

I did imagine it. It was a fun imagination. I turned around subtly on the bed, giggling lightly to myself as I quickly shuffled around in my pants. I watched as my cock disappeared into the golden circle, the metal seemingly expanding and contracting around my meat to capture it. It was a little worrying since this was lil Kazuma disappearing, but my cock actually did reappear on the bed! Soon my whole dick and balls were poking up on Wiz's pillow, like some weirdly placed glory hole.

Now to try the teleporting part out. Not sure how the item worked, I concentrated for a second to think of where I wanted the ring most in the whole world. My cock suddenly disappeared, and where it had reappeared felt fucking amazingly hot and tight.

"Gah~!" The smaller breasted Goddess suddenly squeaked behind me, looking down at her privates in panic before glaring up at me. "Kazuma..." She threw me a warning tone.

Realising where it must have gone, I gave her a huge grin. "What's the matter? Suddenly feeling uncomfortable?"

"I..." She gulped with a massive blush while looking down timidly. "I-I wouldn't say this is how I imagined my first time... but I'm part of your harem now. You're allowed to do this to me whenever you want."

"Oh, right." I blinked, almost forgetting the amount of power I had over these women. I couldn't help but smile at her submissive attitude with my dick feeling absolutely fantastic inside the cute girl's pussy. Both of us snugly twitching against the other. "Well then, why don't you grab the second ring by the base and move at your own pace for a while."

"Yes... M-Master Kazuma." She nodded with an even deeper blush, reaching into her panties to take the ring and delicately gripping the ring and the base of my cock before moving it about an inch out then in again. It wasn't a huge motion, but the awkward cuteness and growing tightness really felt legendary. A goddess' gasps and moans at being able to use my cock like a dildo was quite a sight to see. Her sensitivity growing with each passing thrust as her motions began shifting faster.

I moved my fingers in as seductive a way I could. "I can get those panties out of the way for you if they're bothering you."

"I'd rather you didn't."

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Vanir Magic Item 1

"Here's a set of scented candles that 'guarantees to put the flame back into your love life.'"

"..."

"..."

"...it sets you on fire doesn't it."

"A-yup."

Wiz put her chin into her robe to try and hide from Vanir's stare a little more.

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Chris Relic 2

As the two others messed around with the cock ring, Aqua inspected the next item in the briefcase. In her hands was a small harmless looking marker from Kazuma's world. She began reading the note explaining the relic, since Chris was currently busy with Kazuma's juicy dick inside her.

"Hmm, the 'Written Ownership' pen. 'Just write your name on an object with this pen and it'll become yours, even works with specific parts of the object if you specify in your writing.'"

Aqua got a coy smile, sneaking over to Kazuma and grabbing his hand. He was a bit annoyed but let her continue since they were supposed to be trying the relics after all. Scribbling quickly, the bluenette wrote down 'Aqua's semen' onto her treat dispenser's backhand.

"Well Kazuma? What do you think about that?" She smirked triumphantly.

He looked at it, considered the writing for a moment, then licked his finger and wiped it off.

"Don't fucking write on people."

The goddess pouted, shrugged, then put the pen back in the case.

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Vanir Magic Item 2

Vanir then brought out a wire frame carrier with around six various colourful potions inside. Some looked rather tame but others were bubbling rather viciously. He grabbed the bottle filled with white liquid first.

"Of course, you remember the lactation potion you absolutely bought from us?"

"S-sorry..." I mumbled shamefully into his amused grin.

Wiz was none the wiser. "I remember that. You were very excited by that one, but Aqua nearly purified it before you could drink it."

"Yes yes, your real memory from the real past." Vanir bemused to himself, making Wiz give him a confused head tilt. "But Moi will explain the rest of the potions now! Here's a potion of sexual vitality (that accelerates your heartrate and halves your lifespan), a potion of neck down hair loss (that turns the hair into a hair only clone of you), a potion of body paralysis (that is supposed to be negative, but Moi knows it excites you), and a potion that makes everything around you attracted to you (magnetically)."

"Those all sound... pretty bad." I said, attempting to slip him a hundred Eris for the paralysis potion as he shook his head no.

Vanir then shook the final potion in his hands, it seemed to have colours permanently twisting in on themselves. Green folding over blue and blue twisting into green. "Lastly. This one Moi will give to you for free but insists you save until later. Make the boy drink it for some fun."

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Chris Relic 3

"A watch?" I asked, looking at the seemingly harmless stopwatch. It was small, silver and looked like kind of thing you'd see Sherlock Holmes using on his adventures. Or those ones you see in Hentai where they-

"It stops time." Chris said before she froze in place.

Yeah, I hit the button instantly.

I couldn't help it! It's one of those perverted fantasies you just have to live through given the chance! I'm a male who just got given the ability to stop time! How could I not live out the Hentai Doujin? I have to take the chances given to me, dammit!

The world was frozen. Sounds of the town were gone. Only a weird underlying ticking remained, which told me this thing could be from a fucking anime for all I know. Some Neet probably designed it to do that to seem 'cool' as he took on the Demon King. Or just for fucking girls, whatever the lore was I didn't care.

Looking around I could see that things had mostly stopped. Aqua was mid blink and looking at her eyes carefully you could see them closing, if quite slowly. Give her about five minutes and I think they'd be fully down. That gave me a good idea of how much of a reaction I would get.

I played around a little with the two girls in front of me, squeezing their squishy bits and moving their bodies around. Dunno if you'd consider the fun lost because I could do this to them without the watch, but I was having a great time feeling two soft goddess butts in both hands.

Chris still had my cock inside her while Aqua was leaning forward to put the pen she'd used on me away. The godly thief could hold onto my precious lil Kazuma for a little while longer, I had to see how far this stopwatch stretched.

The whole world was suddenly my oyster. I hurried downstairs to go feel up Darkness and Wiz, Darkness would definitely appreciate being at my mercy for the next few minutes and I couldn't wait to squeeze Wiz's hu-

"Oi." Came a voice when I reached downstairs that made me scream in fear. "Moi was talking to these two. Would the stupid boy-who's-trying-to-live-out-his-molesting-fantasy hurry up?"

"Fucking hell dude." I gasped out, hand on my accelerated heart. "Warn me next time, I thought I was alone in this time stop."

Vanir frowned at me. "It's not Moi's fault he's attuned to the items already. Now go back and fiddle with your god toys, Moi doesn't want to explain to these two what you were doing when you quickly run out of Mana."

I gave him a relenting nod, Vanir casually revealing my time limit on the watch did make me wanna speed up myself. "Fine fine, but one thing before I go..." I hurried over, honked Wiz's stonking tits and ran back upstairs.

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Vanir Magic Item 3

"Eep!" Wiz exclaimed randomly, petting her breasts and looking around the room. "W-what-?"

"Ignore her, she's being dramatic." Vanir suddenly cut in. "Now, Moi saw you enjoyed using the magical plastic phallus made by the boy, perhaps this one could interest you as well?"

"What's it do?" I asked fearing the worst.

"Once a day, when it detects the contractions and liquids excreted from a female orgasm, it can magically ejaculate the woman's sperm of choice. From any male or hypothetical female in existence, it scans the brain to determine the male juice of your dreams and delivers it to you."

I gave him an actually impressed look. "Wow! That doesn't sound that bad!"

He frowned a little, "Yes, not bad until you think about who'd actually want that. For singles they don't know what kind of man juice they'd want. If a female has a partner they'd rather just use his penis. And lesbians only use it once when starting a family." He sighed, letting the item spin on his index finger impressively. "It's a very niche and almost outlawed item. It had caused a lot of accidental pregnancies, men suddenly became fathers for women who they'd never seen before. Once upon a time it was used in trials to prove a woman's infidelity, but once the results were inconclusive the item was recalled and destroyed. Moi has the last remaining one in his hands right now."

I inspected the item after he handed it to me. "Well, I think I can come up with a few ideas for it."

"S-see! My purchases aren't all bad Vanir!" Wiz exclaimed triumphantly, though she was currently facing away from us.

"And what purchase is that? Hm~?"

Her ears were bright red, the blush threatening to overtake her again. "T-the, um, the d-d-dil- thing that Darkness has!"

Vanir's mischievous grin was equally threatening to take over his face as well. "Which is~?"

"Nothing to worry about." I cut in. "Thank you Wiz, and thank you Vanir. These items should help bolster the rack of adult items I hope to sell with you. I'll begin drawing up plans for the clothes I'd like to sell, plus there's the whips with bonus damage against crusaders, the unbreakable hand cuffs, not to mention all the important ropes that'll need to be made-"

"Moi is happy to be of service, Nympho Crusader." Vanir cut me off from my various daydreams with an annoyed tone. "Now, your end of the deal. Moi assumes you have a plan to help our purple prude over there?"

I looked over to Wiz, still just peacefully relaxing on the table by the window. The tall bouncy beauty was definitely on my hitlist of attractive women to give to Kazuma. Funnily enough, I had been worried Vanir would feel protective of her, not be trying his hardest to push her into our harem.

"Mostly just seduction." I admitted quietly, "Making it normal for women to feel more desire and affectionate towards Kazuma the more orgasms they share. That kind of thing."

God, I couldn't wait to go upstairs and impale myself on his hunk of meat again. The heat in my belly was really picking up now just from the idea of his face... looming over me, enjoying his dick inside me and punishing my perverted body by slapping-

I was knocked out of my daydream by Vanir. "Hmm, Moi understands. But he insists you don't force clean up on him! Moi will send you to the Alcanretia hot springs once we're done! Let those freaks deal with your various human excretions."

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Chris Relic 4

I quickly headed upstairs to grab the other three before we went to Alcanretia, happy to be going back to a place I loved, but when I got up there I was surprised to see a very lewd act being performed on Wiz's bed.

Aqua was on top of Chris, their thick meaty asses pressed together looking like two beautiful peaches ripe for consumption. Kazuma had the two goddess' stacked on top of each other and was thrusting his dick in between their two pussies as they made out passionately.

While I was happy to see him dominating them so well, I was a little annoyed they'd ignored the relics for their own fun.

"Guys? We have to get going now."

"NO!!!" Aqua yelled in a mix of anger and despair. "Let Kazuma fuck us more~!" She whined, smushing her hips further into Chris' to trap Kazuma's dick.

"P-please Darkness!" the thief uncharacteristically agreed in a similar tone, "I t-told Kazuma ah~bout the time-stop watch, and then we were suddenly like this! H-he's already thrust in our pussies a bunch and I'm too sensitive to do anything but let his big thing fuck me!"

Kazuma gave me a little playful smirk, "Sorry Darkness, seems you've been outvoted. I'll try to not be long." And with a hard thrust he was off again, thrusting into their shaking quims while they moaned happily into each other.

I sighed, at least he'd tried out one of the relics. The case of the four items were on the bed, so I decided to give them my own read through as I let them finish.

The first three were easy enough to understand, though perhaps not very useful to my plans. I could already own things with the earrings better than the pen, and I could probably stop time given the need. But having them as physical objects could help in case I lose the earrings or something.

The last item was called The Calendar. While it seemed like a regular time keeping device, depending on what you wrote on each day, the world would change around you. So, if for example you wrote 'Lactation Day' then the everyone in the world would lactate for 24 hours. Again, nothing I couldn't already do with the earrings with the right normality. I suppose these relics weren't supposed to be used in tandem with each other, but just to try it out I decided to write something on it.

We were on day three of Megumin's seven day holiday. Tomorrow we were meeting up with Luna, so between the other three days I decided to pick the middle one play with.

While Kazuma blew his load over the two goddesses (not removing their sensitivity since he had to empty himself inside them) I took a pen from Wiz's desk and scribbled down one event on the relic I could bring forwards, to test the limits of the Calendar.

Breeding Day at the Guild.

Meanwhile, downstairs, a blue blur entered the shop to swipe an item from the box on the counter, and retreated before either of the shopkeepers noticed. Or at least, they thought no one had.

"I got it!" Cecily loudly whispered to her companion. Looking around to see if she was followed before unveiling the fancy phallus she'd pilfered from the magic shop. The two were giggling and drooling in joyous anticipation. "Did you hear what the tall guy was saying? This thing'll give us a holy load once a day! Even if Kazuma's busy!"

Rosary was staring like she was holding the actual holy grail. "I'm never going to masturbate with anything again..."

As Rosary went to grab it Cecily quickly pulled it away. "WAIT! They'll notice if it's gone too long. We need to be smart here." She advised with a stern look.

Her companion was a little annoyed at the snatch but seemed curious. "What're you thinking?"

The blonde gave her a coy smile. "I have a mould of the great penis right here." She said, bringing out her the clay that had been around Kazuma earlier. "If we can reverse engineer the enchantment, then we can have an unlimited amount of statues that not only look like Kazuma's dick, but spurt his juice too! Can you imagine the money we'd make while also getting to spread the holy seed to women around the land?!"

"U-Unlimited-!?" Rosary choked, surprise and drool not mixing well in her mouth. As she wiped her smiling lips she said, "I shunned your shameless Axis ways in the past, but this is undoubtedly an amazing plan!"

They shared a massive smile with passionate determination in their eyes, and soon the two hurried away to find a wizard.

Soon the party was ready to go. Standing in the portal lines on the shop floor, they all looked rather different than their last trip to the city of Alcanretia. Darkness was being even more forward with Kazuma suddenly, keeping his face firmly within her breasts. Chris and Aqua looking rather hot and bothered, their sticky sensitive rears looking forward to the hot springs. And Wiz was wildly uncomfortable but also somewhat excited to be 'cured of loneliness' as the other's had promised.

As the excited crusader and the pathetically lonely lich left with their friends through the portal, Vanir was still smiling to himself. When they'd properly left his eyeline, the demon turned on his heel and exited his shop promptly, locking the door behind him.

"Fufufu. Yes, Moi does hate the sniffles and will be truly looking forward to you curing the Lich. But, perhaps you were right to suspect a few 'motives on top of motives' as you say."

His path was quick, activating another teleportation spell on his third heel click and transporting his body to the entrance of the dungeon he'd originally met the crusader and her lackeys at. Without breaking his stride, he walked down the dark corridors until he stopped in front of a single pebble that, only to the trained eye, seemed slightly darker than the rest. With a casual air he lifted the rock to reveal a small circle combination lock. Vanir promptly spun the device 27 times to each of the numbers he had memorised before suddenly the large slab of stone began to raise and reveal a wooden door.

Vanir snapped his fingers, causing a single tuft of fire to emit from his pinched thumb and middle finger, before he entered the dark room.

Inside the hidden secret within the hidden secret and chained to the walls was a fat, moustached, demon.

"VANIR! LET ME GO DAMN YOU!"

The masked man chuckled at him. "No, Moi doesn't think he will." He said with an evil grin. Vanir then began walking around the room and checking the various traps he'd set in place.

His trapped prey was red faced, both describing the man's furious mood and the demon's general skin colour. Once known as Alexei Barnes Alderp, the nobleman had caused a lot of trouble as a human. Using the power of one of Vanir's demon friends he had captured to try and sway a political marriage and make the lovely Lalatina his bride. Satou Kazuma had spent his fortunes to rescue her, and though Alderp had gotten away from the four adventurers, Vanir had freed his demon friend which led to Alderp being dragged to hell for his crimes.

"I finally got out of hell by becoming the perversion demon, and you trap me as soon as I step one foot on solid ground!" Alderp roared, his demonic strength accomplishing nothing as he trashed against the chains. "I was going to use my second chance to get back at all those that wronged me, including your stupid traitorous face!"

"Ah yes. You have truly convinced Moi to free you now." Vanir laughed sarcastically, tightening the chains around the red pompous buffoon a little more.

Alderp hissed at his enemies teasing. "Blast you. At least tell me what happened to the Normality Earrings?!"

Vanir shrugged, "Moi gave them away." He revealed with a casual tone.

"WHAT?!"

"You remember the female knight you got so close to marrying? The big and busty noblewoman you thought was so~ easy to manipulate? She is now in control of the item."

"Her?!" He roared in frustration. "For fuck's sake man, they're supposed to be used for degenerate fun! To fuck women without them even caring that you're touching them! Not given to some prissy bitch to get even more money or, godforbid, help people!"

Vanir's laughter was low, almost guttural like his very soul was chuckling.

"My my my. You truly did not know her at all."

"Huh?"

Vanir walked right up to the chained demon and invaded his personal space to threateningly point a gloved finger at Alderp's forehead.

"Oh you absolutely pathetic excuse for a demon. Did you not hear? Could you not see the signs a blind man could read?" Vanir swirled his finger near the angry demon's forehead with a childish grin on his face. "In a world of stupid pink thoughted human trash, she perhaps stands above the rest as one who truly has no limits to the erotic."

"W-what are you blathering about?"

The gloved hand touched Alderp and suddenly a myriad of images shot through his brain. All the blonde woman enjoying herself as various sexual acts were performed by and on her. It was beautiful, but as quickly as they appeared, they vanished. And as Alderp blinked back to reality, all that remained was the masked man's wide grin.

"She's a pervert."

"S-she a what?!"

Vanir got up and began walking towards the door. "Right now she has used the earrings to make herself, and her fellow large bosomed friends completely addicted to one man. Moi suspects this is only the beginning, her mind becoming unhinged in possibilities and opportunities for more playtime."

Alderp's mouth flapped about for a bit as he processed, not only the boring blonde's real nature, but the actions she'd committed when given true power. "W-well that's great! As soon as I'm free I can just take the place of that man and become lord of an entire plethora of women who are all dependent on me!"

The binds on him tightened ever so slightly. Vanir leaning forward and speaking with sadistic glee. "What an almighty ignoramus, thinking he's ever going to leave. Even though you are now a demon, you still emit the tasty negative emotions of a human. Moi is going to enjoy drinking in your despair. The world up there will fall deeper into silly perversion from that leg dripping crusader, and no one will care you are down here! Being the perversion demon means you can tell it's happening but can't feel satisfied without being closer! You'll fill this room with such tasty unfulfilled desires and soul crushing sadness! As you know you can indulge in none of their fun! Marvellous beautiful torment!"

Alderp just flapped his jaw in shock, no sounds escaping from his mouth. Vanir chose it as a good time to bow, turning on his heel and walking straight out the door. The stone slamming shut behind him as he did, leaving the demon in the pitch blackness once more.

"NO! I'LL BE GOOD! AT LEAST LET ME WATCH! VANIIIRRRR!!!!" Came the quiet voice of Alderp through the sealed wall. It was the last thing the grinning demon heard as he returned to the outside air and promptly teleported away from the dungeon.