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Boy, bye!: His Wife Is Hot Like Fire

With Pepper Hart, you can count on two things - She always get want she wants and you will most definitely cry yourself to sleep after encountering her. Her life is perfect. She got class. She was fun. She is the boss…Kind of. After draining her life savings to buy a beautiful house at the right side of town with hopes of a promotion, Pepper was passed over. Now she has two missions, making the man that got her promotion cry as often as humanly possible and getting the perfect roommate. Except her grandparents were board certified crazy and are going out of their way to set her up with a man...or woman, If Gigi and Gramps can find a hermaphrodite they would set Pepper up with them. Now, Gramps is dying and all he wants is a son in law and Pepper has to pull a one in a lifetime miracle…find the perfect man. But the perfect man wasn't Pepper's dream; all she wanted was the perfect roommate. But after her best friend jokingly suggests she enters in a contract marriage with her roommate in exchange for a reduced rent. Pepper hart jumped on the offer. It was the perfect solution except there was a teeny weenie problem. Pepper Hart forced the wrong person into marrying her and now he wants a real marriage. Can Asher tame the wild beast or will Pepper burn him to crisp? *************** "Asher!" "Honey… I am home" The man Pepper got married to earlier said with a big old smile. Pepper screamed louder. Asher watched the woman in front of him and he watched his wristwatch. Great! It's been two minutes and her mouth was still open and his eardrum was about to be damaged. He grabbed her shoulders and he rubbed his hand in a parallel motion on them. "Stop. Screaming!" He begged her but Pepper just kept on screaming. Taking a deep breath, Asher pressed his mouth into hers to shut her up. It was night and people might call the cops if she kept yelling like she just saw a cockroach in her oatmeal. Pepper’s eyes were wide open as the shock of being kissed without permission went through her. She simply stomped Asher's foot as hard as he could and he stopped kissing her. "Ouch! That really hurts" Asher complained while he hopped on one foot. "You don't kiss me without prior permission, pervert or touch me or breathe. In fact right this moment, you should minimize how much air you take in, in my expensive apartment" Pepper waved her hand as she talked. "God! You must have been a general in the army in your past life. That or you were Cinderella's stepmom" Asher finally stopped hopping. "What are you doing here?" Pepper asked him. "Yeah! I think we got married...for real" Asher whispered to her like it was a secret he was trying to keep from getting out. "I know I was there" Pepper yelled like she was disgusted. Asher waited about two seconds for her to feel whatever she was feeling before he made his proposition. "I want an annulment, darling wife. Staying married to you will reduce my lifespan considerably" Asher had a straight face and he nodded like it made perfect sense. Pepper clasped her hand together as she thought of a solution to their dilemma. "Annulment...no, I can't give you that until Angel Michael let's my Gramps into heaven. Apparently, he is unfulfilled and…" pepper was interrupted by Asher. "Wait! Gramps is still alive?" Asher asked her. Cover is not mine. Credit goes to the rightful owner and if the owner wants me to take it down, just say the word.

King_Starr · 现代言情
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Chapter 23: What about the boob thing 2?

Chapter 23: What about the boob thing 2?

"I am sure my other boob will find a way to survive it, pervert!" Pepper rolled her eyes.

"Your loss, Pepper"

"Hello…hello…" 

The voices on the phone made Asher remember that he was still on call with her grandparents.

"Oh sorry, Gigi! Pepper and I…we want…to…hmmm, yes" Asher was confused about what to say. "We want Gramps and you to agree on a double date with my wife and I!" Asher blurted out. 

Pepper stared at him in horror. she wanted to rip his throat out.

"Oh that's wonderful, can we do it today?" Gramps asked them.

"Sure" his answer sounded like a question since Pepper was looking at him like he was a mad man.

"Okay, bye bye. See you in two hours!" 

The line went dead.

Asher turned around and watched Pepper. She had a look on her face. The look of pure rage and animalistic instinct of making him miserable.

"At least, it's not that horrible…right?"

Pepper's nostrils flared as she stared at him, if it was possible to bare her teeth like an animal, she would. But her eyes narrowed and almost turned into slits.

Asher was genuinely amused at her angry stance.

"It's not that bad, Pepper" 

"Yeah genius…it's been a long life dream of mine to go on a date with my grandpa….and my grandmother. So, thanks for that okay!"

Pepper turned around and tried to leave when she heard Asher's voice.

"What about the boob thing?!" He yelled after her.

Pepper entered her room. Going out on a double date with her grandparents and her roommate was the last thing she wanted to do. Baking might have helped calm her down but she was still panicky and pretending that she was in a healthy marital relationship with someone as childish as Asher was pushing it.

She let out a breath. Now, she really has to find an outfit that says she was happily married to an angel while she plotted Asher's death in secret.

She opened her wardrobe to pick out an outfit. She chose a comfortable t-shirt and a pair of jeans. 

She dropped it on the bed. Pepper took off her clothes and wrapped a white towel around her body as she made her way into her bathroom. When she opened it, Asher was in the shower and he was stark naked.

He was washing his hair.

Pepper didn't mean to but she stared at his naked body.

She didn't know she was following the trail of the beads of water falling all over his body until she found herself staring at his butt. Pepper's breath caught in her throat and when she tried to swallow, it went down the wrong pipe sending her in a fit of coughing that made her shake.

Asher turned around and saw his wife, just standing there and coughing like she was about to pass out. He got out and wrapped a towel around his waist. 

At first he rubbed her back like she was a child but suddenly that comparison made him want to puke. She wasn't a child. She was a woman, who's reaction to seeing his naked body was coughing.

Asher entered the bedroom and came back with a bottle of water. He opened it and thrust it into Pepper's hand and she took a big gulp.

"Easy, girl. You don't want to choke again" Asher told her.

Pepper had never felt so embarrassed in her life. And knowing that he was still naked underneath the loose towel made her cough the more.

"Easy…girl? What am I…a horse?" Pepper tried to use hostility as wall to stop herself from thinking about what she was thinking about.

"Stop thinking about my dick and I promise you, you will stop coughing" Asher told her while tilting his head.

"I didn't see your…" Pepper didn't get the word out when she started coughing again.

"Told you!" Asher said but not in a disrespectful manner.

Pepper sat on the floor and Asher squatted down to make sure she was alright.

Again, she didn't mean to but she stared at his chest, at that spot above his nipple. Who knew naked Asher was hot and distracting?.

Pepper tried to stop herself from staring lower but no matter how much she tried, she couldn't.

"Can you put a shirt on?" She asked Asher.

"No" he murmured

"You are…distracting. You should put a shirt on" Pepper said and cleared her throat.

"Can't. I have soap on my hair and I still need to complete my shower. Maybe you should leave the bathroom, so I can do so"

Pepper nodded. 

She willed her legs to stand up but they simply ignored her.

Next time she knew, she was moving closer to Asher.

Next time, she knew, she was planting a little kiss just above his nipple.

Hot damn!