Bloods of beginning

... God of waifus ?

"I don't know on what drugs you are, but you have to tell me how did you get them, cause I want some of this shit."

Seriously, I never had drugs in my life, though if the ones that I get are half as good as his, I probably won't regret it.

"How rude ! I really am a god of waifus ! If not for me, a term of waifu would not even be known on earth !"

He made a visible pout on his face. It would be cute, if not for this old face of his.

"Okay then, god. Why am I here ?"

"Oh, well, you have been picked up as a person that I am going to reincarnate. Still, choices are limited to waifus and them only. No husbandos."

"I-I could become my goddess ?! I could, right ?! Right ?!"

"Well, yes, you could. Though on your place, I would chose more carefully. You only get her ability."

"Well then, I chose Himi- ... by the way, what about traps ?"

"What is with them ?"

"Are they waifus or husbandos ? God probably knows the answer ?"

"Of course they are- ... are ..."

He started repeatedly closing and opening his mouth while having a thoughtful look on his face. After some time, he took out a phone from god knows where, and dialed a number.

"Rosanna ? ... Yes, yes ... Okay, but can you come to my dimension for a minute ? Unexpected problem has arisen ... No ! I won't be owing you anything ! Now come here you twisted fangirl !"

He got little angry and started impatiently stomping his feet.

After a short while, another being has appeared out of nowhere. Said being was a loli with pink hair tied up in ponytail. She was wearing a T-shirt with various male figures on it and pink shorts.

"What is it ? I don't have whole time in the world. I have husbandos to make."

"It is matter of great importance. Are traps classified as waifus or husbandos ?"

"Of course they are- ..! ... are they ?"

Girl got similar expression as waifu god and started thinking.

"Maybe we should ask for objective opinion, from anime god maybe ? He was the one to invent it."

"No, he is too busy with creating new anime. Let's go ask around !"

Replied old man. Anime God ? If he is really the one that created anime, then that means that he is something like father of all animes and therefore, waifus ... gross.

"Okay then !"

And so, they left. I was still here with my unfulfilled desire of becoming an embodiment of beauty.

But ! I was patient.

... I was really desperate to become Toga, huh ?

...

It's been like ... I dunno, 6 hours ? It was probably longer because of my horrible sense of time. I was still thinking things like, be strong ! Your patience will reward you handsomely later on.

And so it did.

"*Phew*, finally done. It took 6000 years longer than expected. Ok, so where have I ended-"

"In here."

I said standing behind him. Clearly surprised, he landed on his butt. He got so scared that I swear I could see tears dwell towards his eyes. After calming down, he finally spoke.

"Woahhh, man, don't scare me like that."

"Sure, I am getting left here for ducking 6000 years, and you expect me to just greet you and forget about it ?!"

"Okay, okay. No need to be so angry about it."

Does he really think that sitting here for additional 6000 years won't make me angry ?!

"*Sigh* So, what category do traps belong to ?"

Well, he went to check it out, so might as well know.

"Oh, we have already resolved it. Traps are husbandos. Damned goddess won once again."

"Cool. Sorry, but can I get compensation for the time I spent in here ?"

"... Okay, I can give you one wish."

"Oi, what are you ? A scammer ?! It would be rather six !"

"Two."

"Five."

"3 and that is how far I will go."

"3,5 ?"

"*Sigh* Okay, okay. Just be done and leave already."

Nice !

"Okay then. Can I ask some questions first ?"

"You already asked one. You have three."

Tch, damn god. Using such old tricks.

"Okay then. In what world I am getting reborn ?"

"Same as the waifu you will chose."

"Are there restrictions in wishes ?"

"Naturally. You can't wish for someone to die, to love you, to become a god. Any radical wishes are prohibited. You can only wish for ability, one per wish."

It was clearly surprising that I would be restricted to abilities. But now, which abilities ?

After a while of hard thinking, I got my answer.

"Well then, I chose my vessel to be Himiko Toga from My Hero Academia ! On my first wish, I want to have ability called Blood-Induced Matter Transportation."

"Hmm, both can be granted. Proceed."

"I want an ability to manipulate blood !"

"Granted."

"And for the last one, I want ability of Shalltear Bloodfallen, blood pool. Is it doable ?"

"It certainly is. You have 0,5 wish left."

"Okay ... uhhh ... can you make me some cool costumes that would suit Toga ? Make them appear on my bed on my 4th birthday. Also, can you seal my abilities to when I am 4 ?"

"Will do. Okay, what is done is done, so I am sending you out. Bye."

"Goodbye."

I said those words as my consciousness slipped away.

[Sorry for being little stiff in this chapter. Please leave your review !]