EPISODE 13 - Eating Competition
*All 5 make grumbling noises*
Kibe: I'm not even that hungry.
Oh yeah, I forgot I lived in a manga/anime world which meant things usually are exaggerated...
Such as hunger.
1:00 PM
*Grumbling noises*
Kibe: Damn it... This is really annoying.
Ishimoto: Hung....ry...
Arata: Dammit...
Yoshida: Grrrrrr...
*Hara chuckles*
Hara: Fools. This is the TRUE test of courage.
*He grabs something yellow out of his bag*
*Kibe looks beside him*
A BANANA!
*Hara peels off his banana*
NO... DON'T YOU DARE.
*Hara notices and gives him a smug look*
YOU JERK! YOU'RE GONNA START AN EATING COMPETITION!
*Arata sees Hara*
Arata's thoughts: Oh no, you don't.
*He grabs a bag of potato chips and then proceeds to open it*
*He grabs one chip and makes a slight crunching sound*
*Kibe hears the crunching sound*
*Kibe looks behind and looks at Arata*
*Arata notices and proceeds to give him a smug face*
GRRRRRRRRR... YOU LITTLE...
*Kibe clenches his hand into a fist*
*Ishimoto immediately notices Arata eating potato chips*
Ishimoto: ...
*He grabs something from his bag*
*He has an apple*
*Ishimoto proceeds to chomp loudly on it*
*Kibe immediately looks at Ishimoto's seat*
ARE YOU AN IDIOT?! SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE CUT THE APPLE INTO MANY PARTS SO THAT IT'S EASIER TO EAT AND SO THAT IT DOESN'T MAKE LOUD NOISES?
*Ishimoto notices Kibe*
Ishimoto: Heh.
*Ishimoto proceeds to give Kibe a smug face*
Are you trying to mock me, punk?
*Kibe gets frustrated*
*He then proceeds to look at Yoshida*
Don't tell me you too?
*Yoshida grabs something from his bag and gets a pack of jawbreakers*
*He then proceeds to chew some of the jawbreakers
FOOLS EVERYWHERE!
*Kibe sighs*
He'll get caught without a doubt, he's dumb enough to grab something so loud and in front of the teacher to boot.
*Kibe laughs*
Kibe: You're as good as dead.
*The teacher who was writing on the board finally stops writing and then proceeds to look at the class and at the students*
Teacher: ...
*The teacher then proceeds to write on the board*
THE TEACHER IS BLIND AND DEAF AT THE SAME TIME!
*Yoshida notices and proceeds to look at Kibe*
No. NO, DON'T YOU DARE!
*Yoshida gives a smug look to Kibe*
...
Kibe: You think you simpletons are greater than me? FOOLS!
Now that I think about it, if I join in the competition, that'll mean I'd have been part of this comedic event. A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY.
*Kibe searches through his bag*
If I produce the greatest impression, that'll mean a greater boost for my progression to Main Character of Slice-of-Life.
Kibe: Wait.
I... don't have any food. I only have pocket money and some ice-cold water.
Kibe: What should I do?
*He thinks for about 5 seconds*
I got it!
*He brings out his water bottle*
*He then removes the cover and proceeds to get a big chunk of ice*
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE FOOD. AS LONG AS I MAKE THE LOUDEST SOUND!
*He then places the big chunk of ice in his mouth and then begins crunching it*
*Kibe chuckles*
I'm so much of a genius, sometimes I scare myself.
*Kibe looks around and notices that all four of the Slice-of-Life protagonists are staring at him*
*He chuckles and brings out a smug face*
Kibe: Are you astonished by my knowledge, low-lives?
*Arata points to him*
Kibe: What?
*There is a big shadowy figure behind him*
*All four of the protagonists look away*
Kibe: Huh?
*Gulps*
There's someone behind me.
Teacher: It seems you have something to say, Takayuki Kibe-san...
OH CR*P!
*He looks behind*
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
*He smiles*
*The teacher lets out a darker aura*
Kibe: EEEEEEK! Uh uh...
I FORGOT THAT THE LAST GUY ALWAYS GETS CAUGHT!
Teacher: It seems you wanted to disturb my class on purpose because you wouldn't have intentionally picked a very large ice cube and decide to chew it out loud without drinking any water, would you?
*Kibe smiles*
Hehe. I'm screwed...
*Kibe stands outside the hall with three buckets, two on each hand and one on top of his head*
I'm usually unnoticed by the teachers... but it seems I was acknowledged this time.
Kibe: I won, but at what cost...
Progress to Protagonist: 5%
In the end, I had to stand in the hallway for the whole day, so I didn't get to increase my progress further.
*At home*
*Kibe is in his room
I've been robbed of my time but it will not stop me.
Kibe: I overheard them talking earlier.
They were talking about going shopping or just going out to play.
Kibe: Isn't this the perfect opportunity to intervene?
AHHH! THE PROCESS OF BECOMING A PROTAGONIST GIVES ME CHILLS!
*Nakatani is peeking on the little opening on the door*
Nakatani's thoughts: Onii-chan's talking to his self today again. And I think his thoughts and what he's saying should be switched. Onii-chan must've been pretty lonely. I guess I'll have to do it.
Note: And so with the price of progress, he lost his time and respect from his little sister.
END OF EPISODE 13