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(BL) I teleported again and now all demons want me!

As the most successful editor, beloved by the whole world, touted as the holy angel, Eric dared to offend everyone under heavens and hell! Nothing new. Only problem is, well... this time... the person he offended is... this handsome, self-proclaimed Demon Lord in his office! Demon Lord: My son cursed you, so I came to take you away. Eric: Yeah, no thank you. Yet the demon lord doesn't take a no. Eric: Then why did you ask in the first place? Demon Lord: Because I wanted to charm you. Eric: You have no charm. Grow a pair of boobs, then come ba- Next second, Eric finds himself in the Demon World. His punshiment? To make the aspiring demons proper authors. Only then can Eric escape. But the thing is, Eric has to teleport into each story to edit it! The even bigger problem, the Demon Lord seems to follow him! "Excuse me, good sir, why the hell are you the final boss in every story that I've to seduce? Please get out of here and do your duty as the Demon Lord! Stop making all the students write about you!" Yet the biggest problem the whole universe ever had to face, all the demons... seem to want him! "This is not a breeding ground. Thank you. Please kindly fuck off. My body is not for your lusting entertainment!!!" --------------------- Uploads Mo-Thu Disclaimer: This has steamy scenes and loads of profanities. Read at your own risk and be ready to have your sanity and integrity questioned. The second book in the 'Scum Series'. You don't need to have read the first book to read this but it's a damn, funny, bs book, so read it as well- 'Shameless transmigration' it's called. Picture doesn't belong to me. Credit to artist.

MatchaMilk · LGBT+
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175 Chs

It happened. It finally happened.

This. Damn. Trap. Was. Just. One. Whole. Butt. joke!

Fuck. Off!

But even in the face of the most disgusting fart, Del's horniness didn't subdue. As expected of the Demon Lord!

Fuck, that was not the point! But Eric's brave selfless sacrifice and his oh-so undying love just for Del moved him so much that he reacted instantly and was about to burst!

Don't narrate his thoughts, you bitch skill!

Eric could've gladly done without knowing Del's distorted thoughts!

Demons were something entirely different! Any normal person would go limp and experience the biggest turn off there was, but there sat this audacious Demon Lord with his greedy eyes fixated on Eric's dangling thing, and imaging the most lustful R18- scenes there were and that Eric could fucking read as well! Hey, get a grip!

"Cough, cough, am... I'm going to take a shower," pretending nothing happened, Eric held his undying shame and was about to dip when he felt a strong force pulling him right into Del's arms.

The next second, a naughty voice sent shivers down Eric's body through his ears, "I'll take care of you. You want to shower? I'll help you."

Oh, oh... Eric trembled. Del's voice held so much suppressed desire and was basically dripping with thick lust that the images of Eric being done by Del resurfaced in his mind, to the point Eric almost moaned and climaxed just from visual stimulation. What sheer power of the Demon Lord!

Eric bathed by Del? More like fucked to death! In water! A new kind of Del has entered the chat and threatened to scare every other king away! Heaven save this small butthole, please!

But there was no saving anymore, because no matter how rational Eric wanted to stay, the might of R18+ images, made his body tremble, and his ears stimulated by Del's, "Ok? Let me help you," almost made Eric want to cum again.

Fuck, was he a cummer? A shameless, easy to arouse bottom? Was he really turning into this? Or has the transformation already successfully taken place without his knowledge?

Eric was already preparing for the attack as Del's strong arms carried him gently that he was insanely surprised by the next events. Del did bring Eric to the shower and only helped him shower. W-What was happening? Eric was confused and his skill had long ceased to become helpful, so Eric was left in the dark about Del's current thoughts.

Then the next thing Del did was to give Eric clothes and tucked him in the blanket, of course cuddling in Del's arms.

Wait... weren't they trying to do **** *** and ***** and **** things? It's not like Eric was disappointed, this actually felt very nice as well. But it wasn't until the next thing Del did, that Eric actually feared for his life.

"Eric... I'm cold," spoilt and even a bit whiny Del cuddled this time into Eric's arms and shook.

Fuck! Who are you?

Where's the dominating, lusting Demon Lord? What's this trying to act cute thot here doing? And wow, applause for your acting! Did it improve so much already in just a few minutes?

"Eric... I'm hurt, the magic trap was scary!"

Ah... Eric understood. How could Eric not? As a brilliant editor he has read it all, how could he not see through this act of Del easily? Humans and demons alike.

What Del wanted was to be coaxed by Eric! Using the excuse of what happened just now and spurred on by Eric's unusual and rare behaviour of Del, how could Del not be moved? Now, Del wanted to be on the receiving end as well.

Constantly chasing after Eric but Eric not giving him anything back must be tiring for Del. But Eric didn't ask Del to lust after him like this! But...well... Did Eric hate Del's (ambiguous) care of him?

Nor when Del touched him? Was by his side? And most of all, Del knew self-restraint and how to respect Eric's wishes, most of the time. But until now, no matter how much Del wanted it, he held himself back from ending Eric's fragile walking abilities.

Now that Eric saw Del acting like this, it was actually, cough cough, quite cute, and Eric didn't want to let Del down, so he did the most out of character thing ever, "There, there...." he rubbed Del's head and caressed his back.

Yes! Eric, Eric was coaxing someone and not just anyone but the damn Demon Lord that toyed with people's lives so easily, was now acting spoiled, cute and innocent.

What the hell was this situation? Eric didn't know anymore. All he knew was that he acted more and more unlike himself ever since he came to the Demon World and interacted with the demons.

Especially with Del, Eric was helpless and showed different sides of himself he never knew he had. For example, like now! Being caring and caring and most of all, damn embarrassed! How could a scum like him be embarrassed? How? That should be universally impossible!

But here they were...

The more Eric caressed Del and showed him affection, the more Del's face blossomed into a beautiful smile, ready to punch Eric K.O. at every fucking chance possible. How can someone be so good-looking, handsome, charming, charismatic, beautiful, dazzling and seductive and and and?

How? Del was all that, just in one person alone! The complete package! All for Eric alone! Yes, everyone sing it with me-

F U C K!

"Eric, am I good?"

What the fuck? did you just pull a Nol? Begone dog!

"Yes, mhmm, very good," what am I saying?

But in the face of Del's dark and deep, expectant eyes, Eric could only submit himself and give Del everything he wanted.

The way they laid in bed together like this, cuddled and damn sparks and feelings flew around, wasn't this basically them being a couple? No, married already? Heaven! Cut! Cut! Cut this scene out! Now!

"Eric..."

"Eric..."

"Why are you avoiding me?"

Each time Del called Eric's name, the way it rolled off his lips, the way it vibrated with his voice, the way it came from the depths of his heart, Eric felt himself go number and number, and his heart melting more and more.

What to do? Eric could only avert his head and stare at the wall that was obviously more attractive and interesting than a handsome demon meowing for his attention.

Definitely. But then this big grown kitten couldn't take it anymore. His claws wrapped around Eric's waist and pulled him closer to its body. Then the cheeky kiss on the shoulder came, "Eric. Did I do something wrong? you dislike touching me?"

"That's not it," sooner than he realised, these words shot of Eric's mouth. Damn it. Why did his heart beat so fast?

"Really? That makes me happy," Del's pleasantly surprised voice with a gentle undertone, tickled Eric's heart.

Why didn't he want Del to misunderstand? The only reason why Eric turned around and avoided Del, was because he was too embarrassed and Del's stare burnt a hole in his soul that only Del alone could mend again.

"Then can you look at me?'' since Eric didn't say anything, Del took the lead again.

"O...k..." slowly nodding his head, Eric let Del turn him to face each other.

Gosh, Eric had no idea but his heart was racing a 20 km marathon at a speed of 3000 km/h now inside his body. His mouth was dry that only Del could wet and his palms sweat that only Del could absorb.

All of Eric.

And when their eyes met, this ambiguous and suffocating atmosphere full of desire swung between them and no matter how hard Eric tried, he couldn't pull away when Del brought Eric's face closer.

Not even when Del's big hand softly caressed Eric's cheeks, not even when Del's face gradually got closer to Eric's and especially not when only a paper-thin gap parted their lips from undeniable ecstasy.

It was over. It was completely over.

Eric lost his futile resistance. He had nothing left in him to reject. How did it come to this? Eric didn't know. All he knew and could feel was Del's big hands gently embracing him, his soft lips on his and his sweet tongue wrapping around Eric's. This was all Eric could feel.

Del's loving, sweet and gentle kiss before it turned more hungry, passionately and dominant, as if Del couldn't get enough of Eric, as if with each second their lips were together was never enough to fill Del's hunger.

More and more of Eric, Del wanted. Eric could barely keep up.

In the end, he let himself be taken by Del and enjoyed this intense and unfamiliar, yet ecstatic feeling of his first kiss and this was when new realisations were born.

Both realised, but both did it in a different way.

One completely in love and one denying everything.

"I hate it so much. Please stop!!! Oh my gosh, I can't!! AHHHHHH! Please just stop!!!!! AHHHHH I hate, I hate, I hate it so much! I really can't ugh!" I scream as I die of cringe while typing these chapters.....

No, seriously, I'm literally screaming and laughing out of shame, embarrassment and cringe editing these chapters. I really can't. Why the hell did I write such a cringefest, that not even my usual thick face (actually thin face) can take it?????

Why???

Just imaging a dying seal clapping and laughing in an empty room, in an apartment full of flatmates who have no idea you write such fucking shit and wonder where these dying whale noises come from.

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