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(BL) I teleported again and now all demons want me!

As the most successful editor, beloved by the whole world, touted as the holy angel, Eric dared to offend everyone under heavens and hell! Nothing new. Only problem is, well... this time... the person he offended is... this handsome, self-proclaimed Demon Lord in his office! Demon Lord: My son cursed you, so I came to take you away. Eric: Yeah, no thank you. Yet the demon lord doesn't take a no. Eric: Then why did you ask in the first place? Demon Lord: Because I wanted to charm you. Eric: You have no charm. Grow a pair of boobs, then come ba- Next second, Eric finds himself in the Demon World. His punshiment? To make the aspiring demons proper authors. Only then can Eric escape. But the thing is, Eric has to teleport into each story to edit it! The even bigger problem, the Demon Lord seems to follow him! "Excuse me, good sir, why the hell are you the final boss in every story that I've to seduce? Please get out of here and do your duty as the Demon Lord! Stop making all the students write about you!" Yet the biggest problem the whole universe ever had to face, all the demons... seem to want him! "This is not a breeding ground. Thank you. Please kindly fuck off. My body is not for your lusting entertainment!!!" --------------------- Uploads Mo-Thu Disclaimer: This has steamy scenes and loads of profanities. Read at your own risk and be ready to have your sanity and integrity questioned. The second book in the 'Scum Series'. You don't need to have read the first book to read this but it's a damn, funny, bs book, so read it as well- 'Shameless transmigration' it's called. Picture doesn't belong to me. Credit to artist.

MatchaMilk · LGBT+
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175 Chs

Underwear slapping

Of course, the one denying it was Eric. Del has long embraced his feelings for this human. So, when their lips parted, Eric turned back into a dragon and shyly flew away from Del, out of the room, leaving Del satisfied alone.

He knew Eric would be back, this cute little bean accepted his kiss and was acting all shy and embarrassed. Del should have enjoyed Eric's delicious lips more. Del's fingers glided over his lips and his satisfaction turned into hunger again. He wanted more but had to hold himself back.

Meanwhile, the cute little bean flew around in the dark mansion before swirling out into the night.

W-What just happened? Did he just literally make out with the Demon Lord? With a demon? And got turned on? Felt butterflies setting off unnecessary emotions in his heart and body? Why did his heart pound with excitement and happiness?

Did he just enjoy the kiss and wanted more? Wanted Del to completely push him down and ravaged- cough- ah what a beautiful night!

Stars twinkling in the starless night sky. Ah, yes, this was a story. All he had to do was to finish and edit the story and – CRACK

Eric's fake calmness was shattered completely again by the damn TT system!

He ranted and ranted in his mind, not daring to make any noises, after all, what if damn magic or new earth were attracted to his ultra ancient cute dragon voice and came to want to kidnap him again? And then what?

Of course, then you take out a damn dildo, the size of a rocket and literally fuck this plot, see how it likes to be violated and made submissive, how it did with Eric right now.

So, rather than be taken by the plot from behind, Eric much rather have a go with Del. Yes, here he was. Eric finally arrived at a crucial point where he didn't mind Del railing him. After all, Eric just gave this demon his first kiss. Why not his virginity on top of that?

And as if fate wanted to test that, the night outside turned stormy and thunder growled. So, Eric had to rush back home. What was more unnerving, was the fact that Eric disliked thunder a lot.

Well, it wasn't really dislike more like a... fear... so, Eric was unable to stay alone and thus had to crawl back to the bedroom to cuddle into Del's arms, hoping Del was asleep.

When the door to the bedroom creaked open, Eric cautiously peeked. It was dark and Del seemed to be really asleep. Silently flapping his way to the bed, Eric was ready to make himself comfortable in Del's embrace, bud suddenly was taken by surprise by the warm and low whisper, "You're back?"

Oh man, and what this did to Eric.

His whole body from his feet to his head, from his hair to his nails all tingled and burnt yet a fuzzy sensation spread inside his body. Was this ... how it felt like to have someone wait for you every night and wake up to every morning? Was this really so joyful? Why did this feel so blissful?

Without being able to hold himself back, Eric finally gave in and landed on the spot, Del patted before he was pressed into Del's firm and muscular chest.

"I am, " Eric chuffed out.

"Good," then Del didn't say anything anymore and only caressed Eric, which made Eric relieved since Del didn't mention the kiss anymore. Yes, it was a kiss but it didn't have any meaning to it, no, no, no, nopidy nope!

While Eric was a die-hard fan of denying having any feelings for Del, Del was a huge M for his feelings, visibly punching his deep and burning love for Eric into his gut. And with both being sure of their feelings, the night passed and the next day came.

Then everything luckily happened so fast.

In the next few days, Lav and his allies came back, causing Del to be very annoyed as his precious time with Eric was disrupted. Eric however was quite happy about it, even more happy that finally, the end of the story drew closer. In the blink of an eye, the final battle began against the new earth's king, the major antagonist of the story.

It was a good thing, Del, the archvillain, became their ally. With the force of all 7 allies to act as inferior wannabe star films about wars in the universe way above our head and time, it was ultimately done.

The limp king with his even limper thing was defeated. Peace was brought. Murim rebuild.

Hans and his allies stayed on a new planet to build their own empire. The princess came and asked for forgiveness, then went on the cliché pilgrim to cleanse herself of all the sins she had accumulated. Yadi yadi da and a lot more of 'Oh how wonderful a generic HE'. Everything was so wonderful! It was so totally amazing!

And what about the pet Howl? Hans' pet turned into a human and went off breezing with the archvillain! Great, in the end, another book that couldn't be left alone, turned BL because of a certain scum editor turning on demons' trope. Really! Too! Awesome! Not!

While Lav and everyone else was celebrating the fruitful outcome of the war, Eric! He! Was subject to passionate kisses, making out sessions, desperate attempts to save his fragile human body and vigorously denying the bubbling feeling that was worse than a bad bubble bath where half of your pp showed through with no one to accompany you but only the judging blank wall, mockingly sneering at you.

Yes, it was just sad and pitiful. How unfair things were for a subject of affection and how much melon and popcorn it was for onlookers and stalkers secretly peeping into very intimately written things.

So, whilst it was another night of sneaky attempt blossom here and there in a dark room, Eric never thought he'd be happier than to hear the system's voice popping off in his mind as if it was going on a killstreak and just one v 5 everyone while carrying the awful random teammates who do nothing but spawn and suicide, and basically feeding attacks. Carrying the whole team on its back, the system's presence was never heavier and more welcome than now.

"Unlucky host, congrats, you passed. You get to go back. Until next time!"

In his joy and desperation to keep Del's fingers off him, Eric completely missed the last sentence! The only next thing he felt was the soft bed he plunged into with Del still intimately holding him. Behold, they actually teleported onto Del's bed! Wow, how convenient, you shitty system!

"This is good, we can continue," Del's soft voice brushed against Eric's earlobe and made him shiver from the tiniest hole throughout his body.

Yes, Eric felt with his hole and back part first. There's nothing to continue! Eric wanted to scream but only choked out a very pitiful, "Del..."

This actually made Del stop and look at the shaking bunny in his arms before his eyes turned gentle and warm, and the lingering desire only seemed like an illusion.

Too dangerous! Del was pretending to be innocent but at any second would jump at Eric like a tiger trying to jump a mantis for the first time ever in history.

"Yes?" this one word melted Eric's heart, the way Del spoke was too- no, no, snap out of it Eric! Eric bit his lip and forced himself to remain level headed with pain being his all-mighty master.

"I... actually have some-" wriggling out of Del's embrace, Eric sat up in the dark room staring at Del.

"I..." Eric pulled the blanket off him and was only met with a pitiful tight underwear of his before he actual took it off in front of Del's very surprised and anticipating gaze.

Then, Eric raised the underwear and –

Slap!

Threw it at Del's face and shouted, "Later sucker!" before bolting out of the net of lust.

There it was.

Del blanked. Why was this so familiar?