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Aizawa's POV

When the two 'girls' came down they were dressed in the UA girl's uniform and I nearly choked on my coffee. Are they wearing prosthetic breasts? I rub my face and groan.

"Tell me you're not going to school wearing that?" I am just begging to die at this point, I mean are they trying to kill me?

"We have to wear the uniform, it was already approved by 'god' and everyone else. It won't cause you any trouble, we are not actually joining your class," One answers while flipping her silver hair over her shoulder as if she had been doing it her whole life.

"Yeah it's just for today," Two answered, twirling a strand of her bright red curly hair around her finger.

"I really didn't give either of you the credit you deserved for undercover work but," I hesitate saying this but I have to ask "Are you actually wearing fake breasts for this? I'm sure we can find something smaller..." I look up and see both of them bright red and trying to cover themselves.

"It's a fucking bra you perv! We are not wearing breasts!" Is Two actually starting to cry? Wait they are only wearing a bra, no filling?

"You didn't put anything in the bra?" I asked to clarify and they both shook their heads no. I think the world is ending. Two men have boobs that big just by wearing a bra?

"It's too early for this shit. Let's go," I turn and they follow me, grabbing their purses and a muffin that I motioned at before heading to the front door. Dear All Might help me.

***

I walked into the class and motioned for Todoroki to turn the video off which he did while looking slightly confused. Once I had everyone's attention I made the announcement:

"So today we have two guests who may be coming periodically throughout the next few months and we can't really let them see..." I motion towards the TV and a few people nod understanding. But I also see a couple people start to panic so I quickly add, "They will either be standing or roaming the class they will not have a seat." This of course relaxes those students that were starting to panic.

"Girls, come introduce yourselves," I motion towards the door before taking my own seat at my desk.

They walked in and everyone immediately straightened up their eyes wide. Both girls were very curvy and while wearing brightly colored heels.

"Hi I'm Molly!" One introduced herself with her hands behind her back as her silvery hair drifted forward again making her straighten again and tuck her hair behind her ear and push it back again. "I am actually Uncle Shota's niece from across the country but he thinks I am goofy for bragging about it!" She added giving what can only be described as her biggest smile. Her green eyes seemed to flash and giggled. "My quirk is seeing your secrets."

Why the fuck did she say that? I mean sure she can't use her actual quirk but still.

"My turn," Two jumped next to One while waving a hand in the air like a child. "My name is Brenda and Uncle Shota still loves me best." She stuck her tongue out at Molly before smiling at the class and going on, "My quirk lets me relax certain people," she coughed loudly before winking at me. "Oh and I can do something else too, but I'm not allowed to do it without permission."

They both gave a slight bow to the class and walked to my desk where I was lightly thumping my head against the surface. "Uncle Shota?" I heard them ask at the same time.

"Just kill me now," I groaned, refusing to stop the thumping. I look up at my class, "Ask your questions now." I returned to thumping my forehead on my desk. God, be it the actual God or their commander, must truly hate me.

I stopped to listen to how Molly was going to explain her quirk because I just know all the questions are going to be for her. I watch her point at Iida and he stands up.

"You can see our secrets?" Iida, Iida, Iida how are you one of my smartest students?

I watched as she walked over to him and even from here I can see her green eyes flash with what looked like green electricity. I let out a sigh, they really do have this whole song and dance planned perfectly don't they?

"Hosu," Her bright voice bubbled and I could hear tears forming with the one word. Iida's eyes widened in shock and he clamped his mouth shut and sat back down in his seat. What could be so bad about Hosu? But sure enough the color drained from his face and everyone sat a little straighter.

"Anyone else?" Molly asked, wiping away tears somehow without messing up her makeup. The number of hands dropped leaving just three. Kaminari, Kirishima and Todoroki.

"You," Brenda points at Kaminari while smiling.

"Will you be my girlfriend?" The electric blond smiled at the red head after standing up. I snapped my head up and glared at my student.

"I told you I was his favorite," Brenda stuck her tongue out at Molly.

"No she won't be your girlfriend for a few different reasons," Molly interrupted, pulling the red head into her arms. "First; she is mine," she pulled Brenda in for a kiss right in front of everyone. I went back to thumping my head against my desk, when will this be over? I see a flash of green and look up again.

"And second you're ga-"

"Okay Okay, keep her it was just a dumb joke I swear!" Kaminari shrieked, throwing his arms up in the air trying to distract Molly who only smiled at him.

"Next?" The red head was giggling while holding her side trying to stay upright.

"You," Molly pointed at Kirishima who now stood up and smiled happily.

"When you say you can calm people down, what do you mean?" He sat down again, seriously? He is the only one to ask a proper question? I was expecting him to ask how they trained or something.

Brenda smiled at the boy before turning to Molly who nodded before standing right in front of her. Brenda put her hands on Molly's ears and gently rubbed them and everyone heard a hitch in her voice before a light purr. Everyone watched as Brenda removed one hand and started pulling at Molly's lower lip and once she opened her mouth stuck a finger inside. In literally half a second Molly's body went limp and Brenda caught her and carried her to the side and sat her down on my long forgotten sleeping bag before turning to face the class again.

"I am literally a drug. My sweat can be absorbed through the skin to relax them and then I tend to use my body to have them drop their guard. I work in night clubs a lot because of my quirk, but once I get inside of their mouth it's over." She snapped her fingers, making me jump a little as well as my entire class. "Depending on how much I dose them, will determine how long they will be out for. Molly and I have been working undercover for months now and we haven't slept much this past week so she might stay asleep for a while..." She looked back at her girlfriend as if she were worried.

She points at Todoroki, "You still had a question right?"

He nods standing up, his gaze still lingering on Molly before he looks back at Brenda, "how old are you?" I blinked out of all the things he could ask; he just wanted to know how old she was?

"I am 18 and so is my girlfriend," she motioned to the still sleeping Molly. Before turning back to my students, "Any more questions?" The class stayed silent and she nodded happily before going to check on Molly and opening my sleeping bag and putting her inside after removing her heels.

"Let's just get class started," I let out a sigh glad that it was over at least for now.

***

Lunch time and on que Mrs. Midoriya walked into the classroom with a cart of food. I swear One and Two have the nose of dogs because Two jumped surprised at the smell and One started stirring from my sleeping bag. Before One could say anything though Two put a finger on her lips.

"Molly, relax, remember you let me practice my quirk on you." She whispered so lightly it was hard to believe that she is actually a man. I swear my whole life is a lie.

"It's okay Brenda, I'm awake now." One answered her in a still sleepy but feminin voice. If I ever get a chance to correct their grades I will.

"Mrs. Midoriya, this is my niece and her girlfriend. Molly and Brenda," I introduced by waving at the girls that froze the moment I said her name.

"Oh, it's nice to meet you girls. I brought plenty of food, you're more than welcome to join us." Mrs. Midoriya forced a smile.

It wasn't much but it was enough to snap the girls out of their frozen state and they stood up and helped each other straighten their hair before turning to look at the woman and greet her.

Everyone ate and there was even light conversation here and there before lunch was over and Mrs. Midoriya left and we cleaned up. But once she was gone Molly started stretching as if it was only now that she woke up.

"Alright, Uncle Shota, it's time for the real class to begin!" One announced slightly bouncing on her feet.

"What?" I didn't hide my surprise or the anger lacing my voice. I calmed down when Two gave a gentle shake of his head, not letting his red curls sway with the motion. So they are not going to tell the class then? I started to relax.

"We are going to test your skills, everything from disguises to combat. If you pass you will be joining us on a mission that I believe most of you would kill for." I groan, hiding my face in the palm of my hands for a moment.

"Have you gotten this approved by you know who?" I was too tired to actually care any more. If I ever sleep again I might not wake up.

"Oh yes, 'god' knows and it's already in his plan." Molly giggled.

"All Might help us," Brenda sighed, letting her shoulders slouch a bit.

"I AM HERE!" Making both girls freeze when All Might opened the door. "Did I hear someone ask for me?" He shrunk back down to his normal self coughing a little blood from using his hero form even for that little bit.

I looked at the girls and smiled, you know what they are on their own for this one. I look at my sleeping bag longingly for the first time in months.

"We are doing some special training, would you care to supervise while Uncle Shota naps? We kind of kept him up late last night," Brenda asked, her voice super sugary sweet. I just might buy her a steak dinner tonight.

"Uh..." All Might looked at me and I nodded before he agreed to supervise but not interfere. That was the important part right there. Not interfering, All Might, not interfering? That's not going to happen.

"I'll take that offer up in the near future but not right now. I want to see how my students have progressed with their disguises." I gave the girls a look that I know they understand. If I didn't know their abilities then what about the others?

"Well then let's start with that then!" Molly was back to her bubbly self and bouncing in the room. "So before you all leave for the locker rooms please note that you are allowed to use quirks and anything that you need for the assignment. Does everyone understand?" There was a brief murmur of agreement.

"Great and once everyone is done we will not only be grading you but showing you ways on how to improve." Brenda smiled, grinning at them. Everyone nods and leaves for the locker room.

"So will you two be showing them your abilities as well?" I was actually curious only for them to giggle leaving me and All Might in the room. "I'm getting Hizashi for this. I can't take too much more, Uncle Shota this or that." I groan leaving a very confused All Might behind me in the classroom.

***

"All right, is that everyone? Let's see 1, 2, 3,... 19 students alright!" Two cheered, bouncing in her lime green heels.

"Now if we can guess who you are you will have to complete the obstacle course of hell then WE'll show you how to actually do it." One emphasized the word we to the point that even I gulped a little bit.

All of my students honestly did pretty well. There were of course a couple that were just too easy such as my mutant quirk users or even Mineta. I mean it is really too hard of an ask to make him not the shortest person in the room.

I watched as they went from person to person pointing out how to make the disguises work better for different situations and there was a couple that surprised me because I wouldn't have recognized them on the street.

"Okay you all failed but nice try there were a couple of you that were so close! Truly." Brenda giggled and I swear I could see the boy under the disguise for just a moment but no one else seemed to notice. I think it was just the evil aura that she manipulated far too well.

"Now to show you how it's really done!" Molly cheered while picking up a couple backpacks and Brenda followed her into the hall. They were getting ready in a school bathroom? Really? How is that even remotely acceptable?

I send my students to get dressed in their hero costumes and when they get back they see me talking to Present Mic and a few other lesser known teachers as well as a few friends of theirs. I wonder how long it's going to take them?

I sent my students through their obstacle course punishment and when everyone was done the girls still were not back.

"Excuse me but why is everyone just standing around?" A lovely woman with light blue hair, dark green skin and golden eyes asked me. I narrowed my eyes but she just tilted her head looking at me. When a man with startling blue eyes, green hair and silver eyes joined her also confused.

"Are you?" I asked but they just looked at me more confused.

"Molly and Brenda please join the class. We all know I won't be able to tell which ones you two are." I called out so everyone could hear me.

I was shocked when Midnight and Hizashi walked over to join me. "Present Mic, what are you-?" My question was interrupted when a very girly giggle came from his lips. No fucking way.

"I told you, you wouldn't." Two's voice bubbled from my husband's form.

"You know what just kill me now," I hid my face behind my hand. "Wait!" My eyes shot back open again. "How long?" I watched as Two used my husband's face and giggled again.

"Don't worry Uncle Shota! The real Midnight and Present Mic are right there," One giggled pointing and sure enough there they were walking up to the class smiling like idiots.

"Thank you so much for allowing us to use your faces for this demonstration!" The two of them bowed to the other Midnight and Present Mic. My class was horrified and the shocked silence that followed was deafening. Even the other teachers they had been talking to were pale and silent.

Principle Nezu walked up and bowed to the two of them, "To what do I owe the pleasure of you two in my school?" Wait, Nezu didn't know they were here? But...

"Nezzy!" The two shrilled, making me wince at the sound. Just how do two boys do this? The one dressed as Present Mic scooped him up and started to cuddle him and the real Hizashi and I shuddered at the sight and took several steps back.

"We missed you so much!" Midnight started to tear up while Present Mic started to outright bawl.

"You two are only eating salads tonight!" I hissed far too uncomfortable to even begin to describe. I actually started going to the imposter Present Mic to comfort him, it was just so realistic.

"That's Uncle Shota!" The two grinned back at me. I turn around and count to 10 before looking back at them again, the two Hizashi and Two Midnight's standing all together with Nezu standing to the side.

"Change out of my husband this instant!" I growled and I saw him put his hands up in surrender.

"Are you sure I'm the imposter?" He asked sadly, I swear to all that is good that that was my husband's voice and turned to the other one who repeated it. I froze. They both sounded like my husband, they both looked exactly like my husband. They are both looking at me exactly the same way.

"Fuck!" I throw my hands up in the air and try not to scream as my fingers pull on my hair.

Suddenly one of the Midnights steps forward and tugs on one of them who lets out a girly giggle. "Okay Bella that's enough fun and games let's go change." The one doing the tugging says before smiling at me and dragging him off to change again.

"You couldn't tell?" Hizashi asked sadly, looking at me hurt.

"Everything I know is a lie," I sat down there on the floor trying to hold my thoughts together by using my hands. I don't understand, I can kind of understand the looks but how did he do the voice? Which one was it? Was it actually Two? Or was that a lie too?

I didn't come back until I heard someone screaming, "Uncle Shota!" I then flung myself backwards to dodge their hugs but failed miserably as two sets of arms wrapped around me.

"Get off of me!" I screamed, still trying to come down from my near panic attack.

"List five things that are red." Molly demanded and when I tried to refuse she made me look at her and refused to let me go until I did.

"List four different sounds that you like," came Bella's voice, again I couldn't get away until I did what I was told.

"Three kinds of taste?" Molly's voice was gentler than before but still just as commanding. I didn't try to fight this time just doing what I was told.

"Two animals that you adore?" Bella's voice is almost a song now but I was relaxing, I answered.

"The one person you love?" Molly asked as they released their hold on me.

"Hizashi," my breathing was even again and for the first time I noticed my face was covered in tears. My students were all staring at me both worried and confused. "What just happened?" I barely registered my own voice as hoarse as it was.

"You went into an anxiety attack, we had to bring you out of it. You're okay, you're safe. We just had to help a bit." Molly answered.

"Did you use your quirk on me?" I looked at Bella. I have no idea how his quirk changed but I know that One hasn't been faking when Two calms him down.

"No, we don't know enough about your medical history and Present Mic was panicking too much to get any real information out of him." Bella shook her head. "If you're willing to release your medical information I would be able to if you're healthy enough."

I nodded and Recovery Girl came up with a file handing it to Bella. He quickly scanned through it while Molly rubbed slow circles in my palm. I still feel like I'm not getting enough air in my lungs and as if my body is burning up. I just wanted to tear at my chest but Molly was preventing me.

"One," Bella whispered and I looked up to see them talking using their faces and silence again before they nod. They move me into Molly's lap and she puts her fingers to my temple and I see flashes of green before Bella starts running her/his fingers across my face like I saw him do to One just this morning.

I feel a slight tingling sensation and even with my eyes closed I can still see green. As Two's fingers glide down my face I can't help feeling myself relax but it seems so stiff still. The aching in my chest still hurts but not nearly so bad as before. I thought for a moment I had been shot but now I just feel like All Might punched me while back in his prime. The green faded and so did the noises that had been around me. I took a shivering breath, the first one that actually seemed to fill my lungs since all this began. I take another, this one deeper, still shaky and it feels like my lungs are on fire but it feels so good. I took another and another each time getting stronger and more even until I realized my breathing was slowing. Was I still breathing at all? I should have been panicking but instead I seemed to be floating on air. The world slipped into the inky blackness that was sleep.