"Would you get off me already?!" the man barked in Emily's ear.
She was so confused that she did not immediately realize what had happened. The eye was still burning, so she had to strain the second eye which was the only one working properly at the moment.
"Sorry," she tried to get up, but stumbled over something and fell back onto the stranger.
Lord, why are you doing this to me?! If I didn't die of stress in the presence of three bosses, you decided to finish me off with public shame?!
I Will Never Eat Hot Dogs Again! From now on, only healthy food!
Emily knew in her mind that the hot dog had absolutely nothing to do with it, but her brain needed to focus on something absurd so as not to focus on the absurdity of the situation in which she found herself.