food & guns

Chapter 2

"Wow come on David 5-6 day was it.... just to muster up content for chap dos" i sound off as i stare briefly into your eyes before setting my sight back on the road. "Leave the author alone it probably isn't easy putting these things together "Connie signed looking out the window after tapping to see her.

"Have you seen the dude roleplay.... machine vs machine kinda stuff" i tell continuity as i slow down approaching a drive thru restaurant."he's a good kid just everybody takes what he says and does the wrong way"connie signed back to me.(guys i know you two like talking about me and to me and all.... but don't you think you should focus on your plot?...the audience might be getting bored...)

"he does have a point" Connie signed. "Fine fine... what do you want to eat connie?"i ask looking over to her as give me the are you serious look."hey dumbass i don't know if you happen to forget or something but...NO MOUTH CANT EAT!!!"she yelled out as the rate of continuity almost slowed to a pause. "Ok ok sorry shit don't know what came to me" i respond as i rub my right ear.

I rolled down my window as i wait to be served as the menu, crimson red intercom,and order screen stand beside my car."krssht welcome to lyuda's slaughter shack where all the meat in your meal is killed with a full auto m82a1 barret 50. How can I take your order" is what the intercom barked at me as Connie and I exchange a confused eyebrow raise forcing me to check the road sign."wasn't this a mickys last week?" I as reply back.

"Krssht yes sir sorry but miss Lyuda uru bought out the McDonald's franchise world wide."the strangely energetic woman replyed."damn... Lyuda actually pulled in off." As me and connie say in Sync looking at each other."ill... just take two seeing red spicy sandwich meals... what do you want to drink since you can't eat?" I ask Connie as i look at her.

"A&W root beer?"asks connie shrugging In confusion as she looks at me like im an idiot."2 large a&w root beers" i request watching the screen change to match the order."krssht will that be all" the employee asks."we'd like... Three adult kids toys?" I ask confused remembering something Lyuda said she'd do as the order popped up "3 Beretta M9s" as both mine and Connie eyes light up with surprise as the added no charge.

"krssht your total is $21.83 have a great day" The woman said as her bubbly energetic tone turns to a more serious down to business tone."holy fuck that really works?!"i ask rhetorically as i look at connie driving up to the first window as i go pay but receive three metal boxes large enough to the pistol and additional mags. "Each case has one Beretta M9 set up with a light trigger pull equivalent to 8 ounces, comes with 5 full 15 round double stack magazines, one mag is already in the mag well but is not fully in place , your new toys also are included with a suppressor if needed... anything else?"

I look at the woman handing me the weapons as my jaw simply dangles."i ahem...no no... that's all."i fire back as i glance at connie with a smile as she grins."$21.82"