it begins

Chapter 1

Continuity went about her business like always, without word ...and silent. She always made her appearance more masculine than need."its for the spook factor"she alway signed. She wasn't terribly wrong... but we both knew it was for a different reason. She always had been suicidal... Like... severely suicidal...she hate herself ,her name ,what she was ...a fragment of a reality...she was continuity.

"Dude you look like you hit the bottle a little bit too hard last night"connie signed. "I had reason to ... you know why" i lied as i looked at her a tad pale.

She looked back through her black ghoul face mask as purple eyes peer from behind it." If i had a face id lick you... non-sexually...i think i should state that knowing what a man who lives outside of standard continuity can do" connie signed after removing her mask to inspect it as the hollow space of her hood started at me."that'll never not creep me out...do it again" i smiled tauntingly as i watch her flip me off as a giggle filled the void that was her face. "Your asshole you know that right?"she signed out."HOLY SHIT SOMEONE WITH BALLS TO TELL ME FOR...wait or are those a the tits you never had and always wanted?" I said as she ran up after pulling her maske back on and punched me in my left shoulder.

"Fuck you Sear you dick"she signed as she gave me another bird. I laughed as i walked to my car."get in the shit stain as someone's mother calls it" i say as i look your way as you read this very line with a lazy scowl." Enough forth wall breaking brawns for brains...k?" Connie signed with a hand in her hip. She has a bit of a point on the wall breaking...i did it quite often... good story development right? I kept staring as i slowly reminded you of a man in red spandex with a knack to annoy just about anyone,a healing factor that rivels nanotech healing...and shirt-cocks it more often then he caresq to admit ...(in a parallel dimension - Deadpool :AT LEAST YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU YOU WERE BIT BY A RADIOACTIVE SHAR-PEI...ASS CRAYON!!!) continuity waved her hand in my face to snap me out of a derped stare that I have been giving you. "Are you still drunk?"connie signed as gave questioning body movements. I quickly fix my face as i glance back at you once more before getting in my mustang."yeah yeah sorry got distracted..." I responded as i look at you still. "Drive dummy drive" signed as she flicked my ear. I know you what most of you were thinking ...the manipulator droid... From ironman™!!! Suddenly i get decked In the face as Connie looks at me irritated."enough you'll make them bored...ass" she said verbally as the rate of continuity slows to a crawl though space and time move at the same speed the rate of how they complete thier process is dramatically slowed, besides that broken ability her voice was soft soothing and kind.