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The Whole Family Went Crazy Listening To My Thoughts, I Was Responsibl

[Family reading skills + cannon fodder + group pet + boss wears books + pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger + cool article] Lu Chaochao went through the book. He was transformed into a cannon fodder who was drowned at birth and whose identity was taken over by the heroine. The heroine killed her relatives out of righteousness and reported that her adoptive mother and grandfather were collaborating with the enemy and treason, causing the whole family to be wiped out. The heroine takes back her mother, escapes from her scumbag father, Jin Chan, and lives a beautiful life together. Only Lu Chaochao and his whole family are stepping stones. Lu Chaochao looked at his mother who had been brainwashed for many years: “Mom, your beloved husband is waiting for the birth of a child outside the house.” The love brain mother is awake! Lu Chaochao looked at his disabled elder brother and sighed: “Brother, you are being abused, you are so beautiful, strong and miserable! Fortunately, I can heal your leg!” Turning around, the eldest brother hit three yuan in a row, trampling all the talents in the capital under his feet. “Second brother, what you believe is inhumane. Your best friend is Daddy Scumbag’s concubine! ” “Third brother, you were deliberately raised to be useless. You are uneducated and have a gambling habit. In the end, you became a human pig.” Lu Chaochao complained, realizing that the whole family had changed their fate against fate. The scumbag was divorced, and the three brothers became the best among men! Even holding a milk bottle in her mouth, she is admired by the whole world!

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Chapter 121 There is no secret

"What a joke, a one-and-a-half-year-old child is collecting debt?"

"Stop talking about her, the prince doesn't even want a penny back!" Uncle Guo held the wine in his hand and shook his head happily.

He personally said hello and no one was allowed to pay back the money.

Back then, the late emperor married the Queen Mother and valued the Xiao family very highly. The Xiao family was very prosperous for a while.

 In Beijing, who dares to provoke someone who says the same thing?

 But since the death of the late emperor and Emperor Xuanping ascended the throne, he has deliberately suppressed the Xiao family.

"My aunt doesn't care about him, so she will let your majesty suppress the Xiao family. The Xiao family is her natal family, how can her natal family harm her?" Uncle Guo cursed displeasedly.

"There is also Yun'er, she is my legitimate daughter. She was sent to the palace for the draft, but she was only granted the title of concubine."

"One family and two queens, what an honor that would be?"

"The Xiao family will be able to prosper for at least another hundred years in the future."

"The Protector's family has appointed a virtuous noble concubine, the Zhenguo Duke's first-level warrior, and the family has a queen."

"How is the Xiao family worse than them? The Xiao family are serious relatives of the emperor." Uncle Xiao's face turned red from drinking, and a smile suddenly appeared on his face.

"Let's see who dares to pay back the money. Whoever pays back is the turtle bastard."

 "Hiccup…no one is allowed to pay it back. Uncle Guo, hold on!"

 "Where is the debt collector?" asked the uncle drunkenly.

"Here at the door of the Minister of Civil Affairs, the Minister of Civil Affairs is a tough guy. If you can stop a child from crying, he will probably cry out." The person who replied respectfully replied.

At this moment, Lu Chaochao was carried to the door of the Minister of Civil Affairs.

Lu Chaochao was not tall enough. He had two small hairpins on his head and wore a peach-pink skirt. A small milk bottle hung around her neck.

"Debt collection..." the little guy shouted softly.

 The concierge immediately informed the master of the house, and soon someone invited Lu Chaochao in.

 Oh, I walked through the door.

The Ministry of Civil Affairs is in charge of the selection of officials. Mr. Zhou is a serious and old-fashioned old man.

 No one dares to be presumptuous in front of him.

 "Sir, are you ready for lunch? Our family is having lunch." Mrs. Lin asked when Mr. Zhou was getting married.

"Not yet, Grandma." The little person's mouth is very sweet, and the ice and snow are cute, making people unprepared.

 The old lady winked, and the servant carried her onto the table.

On the table...

Hmm, the dishes are extremely simple.

 "Lunch is simple, little adults, don't find it objectionable."

"Grandma, I don't want to eat steamed buns and pickles, I want to eat venison soup, I want to eat cherry meat. If I don't eat it, I won't eat it..." The little grandson started crying at the dining table.

boom.

 A loud noise.

Mr. Zhou slapped the table, his sharp eyes were so piercing that the little grandson trembled in fright.

 "If you don't want to eat, get out!"

 The little grandson burped, then closed his mouth in fear, and could only cry silently.

 The Zhou family did not talk during food or sleep. They all ate in silence.

Lu Chaochao was holding the milk bottle, making a slurping sound.

 She is not greedy at all.

The prince said that if you want a horse to run, you must feed it.

 Give her something to eat before going out.

Everyone looked at her sideways. She looked very good. She was only one and a half years old, but she didn't cry at all.

 After finishing the meal, the little guy spoke slowly.

"Grandpa Zhou, I'm worried about money." The little guy spread his hands.

Mr. Zhou looked calm: "No money."

"If you need money or your life, take it."

Lu Chaochao looked at him with a pair of dark pupils.

 "Don't force Wo to get angry. Wo is very powerful!" Lu Chaochao puffed up his cheeks, looking like he was about to get angry.

Master Zhou sneered, the emperor was really laughing.

 One and a half years old to collect debt?

 Is he confused at a young age?

"Then... Wo will reveal your secret." Xiao Chaochao looked at him innocently.

"What secrets can I have? I am worthy of your majesty and worthy of my conscience. There is no secret at all!" Mr. Zhou was not afraid.

 Can he be afraid of a child?

 It's extremely ridiculous.

 Lu Chaochao glanced at the old lady and Mr. Zhou.                                  

 "Mu...Mud porridge wears a skirt!" Lu Chaochao stood on the stool and shouted loudly.

 She put her hands on her hips, looking arrogant.

 "Mu sneaked through grandma's...wuwuwu!! Let go of Wo, let go of mud..."

Mr. Zhou jumped up suddenly, rushed forward and covered Lu Chaochao's mouth.

 The old man who was extremely calm now looked panicked.

"Wait...wait a minute. Let's go and talk in the room." Mr. Zhou picked her up with one hand. The hands of the usually calm old man were trembling at the moment.

 "This little girl talks nonsense, I must teach her a lesson."

"Hey, the child is young, don't scare her. What kind of debt can she collect..." No one cared about it at all.

The old lady vaguely heard something about a skirt, but she didn't hear it clearly.

 Then he saw the old man carrying Lu Chaochao into the study.

 Then he closed the door tightly.

Lu Chaochao's little face turned red: "Ni Zuo is secretly wearing a skirt!"

 "Put your hair into braids and apply lipstick..." the little guy yelled angrily.

Mr. Zhou clasped his hands together: "Keep your voice down, ancestor! Please, keep your voice down!"

"I call you ancestor, okay? Keep your voice down."

 He immediately opened the door: "Everyone go and wait outside the courtyard. Don't come near."

 "Otherwise, we will sell them all." He looked stern.

 Then she turned around and faced Lu Chaochao with a look of despair. How could she know! !

 Lu Chaochao glanced at the bird on the window sill.

 The wind that blows, the birds that fly, and everything in the world can tell me.

The old minister, who is over sixty years old, had a hobby when he was young, especially wearing women's clothes.

But he never dared to reveal the method, not even his first wife, who had been sleeping with him for forty years, knew about it.

Xiao Chaochao put his hands in his pockets and looked at him coolly: "Give me money."

Mr. Zhou had a grimace on his face and seemed to be still hesitating.

 Lu Chaochao pointed at the porcelain on his bedside in a sly manner: "Secret..."

Mr. Zhou's face turned pale.

 That's the switch in his secret room.

There was no gold, silver, or jewelry hidden inside, but only his collection of women's clothes.

There is the only place where he can let himself go and be himself.

 He can wear women's clothes freely and admire himself.

 Lu Chaochao slid down from the stool, opened the door, and rushed into the palace.

 She knocked on a wall outside Gong's room: "Wo Yao!"

Mr. Zhou's eyes widened!

 Ahhhhhhhh!

 She knows everything!

Lu Chaochao held his head high and said: "Wo, Lu Chaochao, pay back the money!"

Mr. Zhou's face is ashen and he is about to cry but has no tears. His secret has been exposed and he can't even keep his money?

 "If you don't give it, tell grandma, tell son Mu..."

 "Tell Ni'er-in-law that you stole her..." Mr. Zhou tightly covered her mouth.

  Didn't you just steal a dress from your daughter-in-law?

 "Give it back, give it back!"

 "I'll pay you back, you go, you go, you go!" Mr. Zhou gritted his teeth and paid back the money immediately!

 Lu Chao glanced to the side: "Humph!"

"I'll give you 50,000 yuan, 30,000 yuan to pay off the debt, and 20,000 yuan as my donation! Can I donate it well?" Mr. Zhou almost begged.

"Don't ever tell me, please, please don't tell me."

 At his age, he is already a grandfather.

You have one foot in the coffin, but you can't even lose face.

Lu Chaochao walked in half an hour later.

 She begged for fifty thousand taels.

"Hahaha, Lao Zhou is such a fool, letting a kid ask for his money back."

 "Is he embarrassed?"

"By the way, where is the debt collector? Who is the next victim?" Prince Heshuo smiled happily.

"Master Zhou brought her to our door."

  唔!

 Old man!