Goleta Taxi service dropped us off at La Chereza Madura on State street.
Ripe Cherry? Telemundo Spanish comes in handy translating names of bars and restaurants.
There was a muscular swarthy brown man with a shaved head at the club-door, as if he was guarding the gates to a sheikhs harem. Ali spoke to the impressive man and he stepped aside, as we walked in.
"What did you say to him?" I asked.
"I told him you were my date, so I wanted to show you a good time!
"What the hell, Ali! Im not gay! Whats wrong with you? Most doormen would have told you to take a hike, with talk like that!"
Ali waved off my comment and replied. That would never had happened."
"How can you be so sure?"
"Because the large man was a sodomite. Didn't you see the earing in his left ear?
No, but what does an earring have to do with being queer?
" How many men do you know have penis-shaped earrings like that?
"I don't know any guys with earrings in their ears. I replied.