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The Dragon Reborn In Pokemon: A Wheel of Time Crossover

The Dragon has been spit back out by the wheel, but this time and the last were not in the world he knew as Lews Theron or Rand Al'thor, and The Dragon is reborn into the Pokémon world. All the Pokémon can talk, and humans are dicks; go figure. The Wheel has been broken, and time is no longer flowing that same as it was, and the Dark One, Shaidar Haran has been infecting this world for the last ten years. This will be dark, dirty, and raunchy af, so duct tape on your pillows and strap the hockey helmet on before diving in! Just to make sure that you all know and aren't just wandering in thinking this is some fucking Ass caught it all story! Grab your furry-Dex and a box of tissue! Besides all that, The Dragon, Azriel, a man reborn into a new body as a human-shaped Pokémon, and is tossed directly into conflict after getting his first Pokémon. In this world, gangs, violence, and drugs have become the norm; each city is its own governing body. Time to explore Pokémon more profound than anyone has before while talking about things that are never explained. While this will be dirty, I will keep it pretty accurate, with hundreds of dark twists and a plot-driven storyline to keep you drawn in! This is about getting that Poke-pussy! Also, you don't have to tell me, I know I'm a pervert! Also: Theme song: I wanna squeeze every breast Like every nerd ever dreamed To breed them is my real test Filling pussy is my cause I will fuck them across the land Stretching holes far and wide I'll teach humans to understand My power that fills insides (Pokémon, gotta breed 'em all) It's my harem and me My Poké-Piercer will be your destiny (Pokémon) Oh, with all my new friends The Pokémon Pussy is what I must defend (Pokémon, breed 'em all) With a dick real huge The hero will get real bruised You suck me, and I'll fuck you Pokémon! (Gotta breed 'em all) Gotta breed 'em all Yeah Every pussy along the way With courage, I will fill I will fuck them every day To fix this fucked up place Sex with me is always right My dick makes the best team Transforming humans with my seed This is beyond my wildest dreams (Pokémon, gotta breed 'em all) It's my harem and me My Poké-Piercer will be your destiny (Pokémon) Oh, with all my new friends The Pokémon Pussy is what I must defend (Pokémon, breed 'em all) With a dick real huge The hero will get real bruised You suck me, and I'll fuck you Pokémon! (Gotta breed 'em all) Gotta breed 'em all Gotta breed 'em all Gotta breed 'em all Gotta breed 'em all Gotta breed 'em all Yeah! (Pokémon, gotta breed 'em all) It's my harem and me My Poké-Piercer will be your destiny (Pokémon) Oh, with all my new friends The Pokémon Pussy is what I must defend (Pokémon, breed 'em all) With a dick real huge The hero will get real bruised You suck me, and I'll fuck you Pokémon! (Gotta breed 'em all) Gotta breed 'em all Discord: https://discord.gg/jyFRGudWZ6

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Froze In My Arms

The Poké-Cracker smashed down into the Exeggutors lower teeth, shearing my new weapon in two, but the monster reared its head back. I took no time to think as Exeggutor roared, and I whirled around to run back towards the Pallet house, tossing my bat.

The thing didn't vanish this time, but I gave it not though as I heard a more clear roar from behind me.

"Bullet Seed!" The Exeguttor bellowed, and I cut right really fast and headed to the treat line in an erratic line.

Dirt exploded in plumes around me as I weaved and dodged the shots from softball-sized grape shots raining around me.

"Run, Forest! Run to the mother fucking forest! If a single one of the oversized rabbit shits hit you, you're fucked. Revives won't save you if you look like swiss cheese and are dead!" Dirty Harry called from my pocket, and that was what I was doing.

[Try to lose it, it is a wild Pokémon, so if you can lose it, the Exeguttor should leave you alone and find somewhere to settle down!]

Right as I hit the tree like a shot hit the ground right but my foot, and I was launched forward into a tree. My shoulder smashed into it, and I was sent spinning to the ground with a thump.

"Get up, or we are both gonna see what's inside of this crazy bastard's stomach!" Dirty Harry screamed from my pocket, and I forced myself to rise.

I looked back, and the Exeguttor was just entering the forest, but it was no longer firing the seeds. I forced myself up and glared at the egghead, unsure how to kill something like this.

I turned and ran. That was all that I could do at this point or get eaten.

If my memory serves me right, all of professor Oak's Pokémon were in the high sixties, and that was ages ago. I needed to lose this thing, or I was dead; there were no two ways about it.

"You don't want to kill this thing anyways. If you do, there is a one in two chance that you could receive one of its negative stats. As you adapt more, you will be more likely to get only good stats, so for now, you might want to stick away from knocking out or killing certain Pokémon!" Dirty Harry explained as I weaved between the trees.

I could see a clearing on the other side, so I turned left and started to head south. The area I was running in right now wasn't accessible on the map, but I was surprised that there were no Pokémon.

"Oak hunted most of them, and the rest that are left stay out of human sight as much as possible. Gone are the days of encountering Pokémon every fifteen steps in tall grass, but it's not like you can't still find them that way. Some are braver than others, but far more Pokémon than humans ever do," Dirty Harry explained, but then I noticed the stomping slow.

I glanced back through the trees and could only see the bottom three-quarters of the Exeggutor. I slowed and looked up, trying to see through the trees, and it looked like there was a light coming from where the Exeggutor's head should be.

"Ten feet ahead, cut left and run faster than you have ever done before in your life. Exeggutor is charging for a Sunbeam attack, and if it hits you, you are going to feel like an ant under a four-foot-wide magnifying glass!" Dirty Harry yelled at me, and I did as he said while trying to watch the now-massive sunburst gathering above the trees to my left.

I put everything into my legs and pushed myself as fast as my body would let me go, and then more. I didn't need a fucking Pokédex to tell me my life was in danger with a light like that coming.

There was a pulsing hum that continued to grow loud even as I got farther away from the source of it. This is not how I had planned for this to go, but there was no way that I could have predicted there would be a psychopathic T-Rex waiting inside of one of the balls!

Then the light sucked in and disappeared, leaving me to only hear the pounding of my feet and the pant of my breath. I didn't know what was going on, so I just ran as fast and as hard as I could.

Then it happened, like the sound of the world engine in superman, the beam of light cut into the forest. It was like an eerie bass drop as a golden yellow beam of light lanced through the trees like paper.

The beam was close to me, and it was moving around in wild and erratic patterns. The light lanced by me a couple times, but I was more than able to avoid it, and after about ten seconds, that attack stopped.

As it did, I dove for some deep bush that scratched me as I flew in, but then I crashed into something purple in furry.

"OwO! That hurt-," The purple creature said, but I clapped my hand over its pointed mouth and then groaned loudly as I was bit by two very sharp teeth that bit into my hand.

The creature sucked in air to scream as I wrestled with it, but then it froze stiffly in my arms.

"EXEGGUTOR!" The massive dinosaur bellowed out from much closer than I had assumed it would be, and I leaned my head close to the big strange ears on the side of the female's head.

"Don't make a sound, or we are both dead, okay? That is a level seventy-something monster out there! So if you don't want to get an invitation to crawl inside of its mouth, I suggest you be very, very quiet, understand?" I whispered harshly into the strange creature's ear.