The Dragon has been spit back out by the wheel, but this time and the last were not in the world he knew as Lews Theron or Rand Al'thor, and The Dragon is reborn into the Pokémon world. All the Pokémon can talk, and humans are dicks; go figure. The Wheel has been broken, and time is no longer flowing that same as it was, and the Dark One, Shaidar Haran has been infecting this world for the last ten years. This will be dark, dirty, and raunchy af, so duct tape on your pillows and strap the hockey helmet on before diving in! Just to make sure that you all know and aren't just wandering in thinking this is some fucking Ass caught it all story! Grab your furry-Dex and a box of tissue! Besides all that, The Dragon, Azriel, a man reborn into a new body as a human-shaped Pokémon, and is tossed directly into conflict after getting his first Pokémon. In this world, gangs, violence, and drugs have become the norm; each city is its own governing body. Time to explore Pokémon more profound than anyone has before while talking about things that are never explained. While this will be dirty, I will keep it pretty accurate, with hundreds of dark twists and a plot-driven storyline to keep you drawn in! This is about getting that Poke-pussy! Also, you don't have to tell me, I know I'm a pervert! Also: Theme song: I wanna squeeze every breast Like every nerd ever dreamed To breed them is my real test Filling pussy is my cause I will fuck them across the land Stretching holes far and wide I'll teach humans to understand My power that fills insides (Pokémon, gotta breed 'em all) It's my harem and me My Poké-Piercer will be your destiny (Pokémon) Oh, with all my new friends The Pokémon Pussy is what I must defend (Pokémon, breed 'em all) With a dick real huge The hero will get real bruised You suck me, and I'll fuck you Pokémon! (Gotta breed 'em all) Gotta breed 'em all Yeah Every pussy along the way With courage, I will fill I will fuck them every day To fix this fucked up place Sex with me is always right My dick makes the best team Transforming humans with my seed This is beyond my wildest dreams (Pokémon, gotta breed 'em all) It's my harem and me My Poké-Piercer will be your destiny (Pokémon) Oh, with all my new friends The Pokémon Pussy is what I must defend (Pokémon, breed 'em all) With a dick real huge The hero will get real bruised You suck me, and I'll fuck you Pokémon! (Gotta breed 'em all) Gotta breed 'em all Gotta breed 'em all Gotta breed 'em all Gotta breed 'em all Gotta breed 'em all Yeah! (Pokémon, gotta breed 'em all) It's my harem and me My Poké-Piercer will be your destiny (Pokémon) Oh, with all my new friends The Pokémon Pussy is what I must defend (Pokémon, breed 'em all) With a dick real huge The hero will get real bruised You suck me, and I'll fuck you Pokémon! (Gotta breed 'em all) Gotta breed 'em all Discord: https://discord.gg/jyFRGudWZ6
I lived a good life, there were good and bad times, but all and all, it was good. I learned many valuable things in my colored past, some better than others.
Then I died, and that was supposed to be it because I was dead.
That was not the case, and when I opened my eyes, I was in a strange room, but that was hardly the strangest thing. I was in a younger body that was not my own that I could tell, and it was very well built, but my legs hung over the bed's edge.
I sat up in the kid's bed, pulling off scraps of a shredded nightshirt of my muscles chest. The shirt looked like it was for a child, and when I pulled back the blanket, I grinned.
"Looks like I was given a tool built for a body of this type!" I exclaimed, looking down at the massive morning wood I was sporting.
I looked around the room and breathed in a deep breath of strange yet refreshingly clean air. I didn't really understand what was going on, but I wasn't about to start freaking out, fuck no.
This was a dream come true, and I stood from the bed and let the taters of my old clothes fall from me like the vestiges of my old life. While I had just woken up, my old life felt like it had almost never existed.
Strangely, I had no memories of my old life, they were all gone, but the knowledge gained was still there. It was like having a fresh start in a new place, but the real question was where I really was now.
The air was different here, and I could smell trees similar to pine, but it wanted the same. This house was a log cabin, and it seemed really nice, but there were apparent gaps in the walls where I could see outside.
The room was reasonably large and held a desk, two trunks, and a wardrobe, still with plenty of room to spare.
While the place was cute, I couldn't stay here. I needed to find some clothes and get the fuck out of here, or this was going to get real awkward, real quick, maybe.
From what I had gathered from my present situation, I was a young child, but I had somehow transformed into this body.
Would I look the same as my former self? Or would I be an older version of the previous body's occupant?
I would leave the question of what happened to the previous owner of this body for later. I needed to find clothes fast, but maybe leaving isn't the best idea.
This was a new place, and I knew no one, so running off buck naked right off the hop might be a bad idea. I needed to collect information and figure out just where I was in the world.
I turned back to the bed, but that was the moment I heard the door click and start to open.
Like a whip, my adrenaline started to pump. My vision narrowed to a tunnel as my reaction time picked up.
I stuck my arm out to the bed and grabbed the blanket. I quickly snapped it back to me, wrapping it around me in one smooth move.
An older woman entered the room, presumably this body's mother; so weird to think of her like that. She looked at me, and a look of recognition confirmed that I was the son but aged.
She was a beautiful redhead with a large chest, in a red low cut shirt, with a short skirt, but I could think of her like that. There was also a strange white and red circle pattern on both the shirt and skirt, which felt strangely familiar.
Then a sound like white noise started in my head, and I was hit with a wave of dizziness that caused me to stumble and lose grip on my towel. As I stumbled, then my mother came to try to grab me, but I was too heavy, and my weight took us both to the ground, and I blacked out.
When I opened my eyes, I was in a massive cavern filled with glowing crystals of all different colors. The place gave a relaxed and calming feeling that was very enjoyable.
I almost felt like I could just stay lying here on the cool ground, but I knew I needed to get up. I was getting passed around like a box of Oreos in a cell block, but I wasn't here randomly.
There had to be some kind of reason for me being here, so I forced myself to get up. As I did, I could feel the air press against me, almost like being deep underwater.
[Very impressive that you can stand.]
The voice was sweet and melodious, and my attention was brought to the center of the room. There was a pink mouse-looking creature that was very familiar.
I was starting to get goosebumps as the hairs on my airs rose up as recognition kicked in.
While I retained none of my old personal memories, I still have everything that I had absorbed. The one thing that I could remember was that I could learn almost anything if I put my mind to it.
I could adapt, but what did that mean in this world if this was where I thought it was. I could start by asking the creature if it was who I thought it was.
"Are you Mew, the Pokémon?" I asked, feeling strange doing it, but it couldn't be helped.
There is no such thing as a dumb question if you don't know the answer to it.
[Come to me, and I will answer all your questions, but only if you can reach me.]
Again, the intoxicating beautiful female voice called in my mind, and I found it hard to believe it was coming from that pink mouse.
[Oh? Does this please you more?]
Suddenly, the tiny floating pink mouse became a human-sized woman, but still with a mousy look. She was also naked with dark pink nipples and a dark and… dripping area between her legs.
My legs started to move on their own, and I was totally game to get some Poké-pussy, but after two steps, the pressure got more intense. I think it must be coming from this Mew girl, but she wanted me to push through it, and I know what I wanted.