Chapter I

I was an average high school student doing homework on an average day.

Then everything changed. And ASB appeared in my room and announced that it would be sending me to the Narutoverse to serve as a source of entertainment.

Suffice to say that I wasn't happy. So I sweet talked and guilt tripped the ASB into giving me some OP abilities citing their necessity for me to survive long enough to provide enough entertainment.

But after the details were hashed out both me and the ASB were wearing crazy grins.

And with this, the Canon was nuked to cinders already...