A high school student is picked up by an ASB to be its source of entertainment. Said student was not happy. He sweet talked the ASB into giving him some OP abilities with the justification that he needed them to stay alive long enough to be entertaining. As Hyuga Arashi swept through the Naruto verse... causing chaos and mayhem.. destroying the timeline.. the ASB was so happy with the amount of entertainment he got that he decided to share his joy... ...