Surprise, Surprise
Li Yang was afraid to open his eyes for a long time. He kept them closed, relying on his other senses to gather data. He was lying on his back on what felt like bare ground: he could feel grass or moss and a couple of small sharp stones poking into his backside. The only noise he could hear was the soft swish of foliage stirred by a breeze. He could feel the breeze too, soft cool strokes on his exposed belly and genitals. The air felt pretty warm considering he was completely naked.
"Fuck man," he heard Jake say. "Are you going to stay like this? Get the fuck up and get dressed."
Li Yang opened his eyes and raised his head. He saw Jake's naked back moving away. Jake was holding what looked like a hairy blanket in one hand and what seemed to be a pair of shoes in the other. Li Yang watched him stop, drop the shoes, and unfurl the blanket. It turned out to be some sort of dress and Jake looked at it for a while before raising it to his face to sniff it.