82 -=Devourer of stars=-

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A/N: Read 10 chapters ahead in my P a T r E o N

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'Be honest with me Ceres… what did he just break and how will that cause the end of the world?'

<Geez… you are such a pessimist sometimes…>

'Am I wrong or not?'

<...No…>

'Told you so.

So what is it?'

<He broke the meteorite of Hoshigakure, and that will end the world because, as far as [All of creation] can tell, that was an star-stone>

'The hell is a star-stone?'

<It is what seals eldritch creatures in lovecraftian mythos>

'Eldritch… WAIT

Like Cthulhu and such? Those things you can even look at or you would go insane?'

<Cthulhu is a great old one, there could be so many things above him…

Like the outer gods, but it isn't heard of an outer god sealed by star-stones, as the elder gods only sealed great old ones… but no one can be sure>

'Resuming… we are screwed anyway'

<Yes…>

'GOD DAMN YOU RIMURU!'

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"Kaede, meet Ammutseba. Ammutseba, meet Kaede." Rimuru gave introductions as a gigantic tentacle suddenly emerged from the ground and the world began to rumble.

"Rimuru… did you just destroy the world, and pretended it didn't happen?" Kaede asked as an bluish chakra cloak formed around her to keep her floating, because the ground began to disintegrate

"I didn't do anything, my pet did."

"Still your fault"

"I think we have bigger problems to deal with than not properly training a newborn bijuu." Rimuru said as he pointed at the thing emerging from it."

"We? You did this! Don't pull me in on your stupid mistakes!" Kaede said in complete annoyance, while also having to dodge stones that begun rising to the space

'Goodbye good ol planet…'

<I think you shouldn't be so close to it…>

"Are you leaving then? Not gonna stay around to enjoy some gourmet food? Your loss."

"... are you really trying to hook me in with food? Really?" Kaede asked with a deadpan expression while the tentacles of the sealed Ammutseba passed right by her side, hitting the ground and tearing it apart like it was made out of paper

A tentacle passed next to Rimuru, missing him by a few hair breadths. But instead of moving Rimuru just pulled out a pair of sunglasses.

"How good are you at not getting mentally destroyed when looking at eldritch horror's?" Rimuru asked as he offered the glasses.

"Don't talk as if you ever encountered one, I would know if you did" Kaede said, meaning that Ceres would know, since fighting an eldritch horror isn't something you can hide from [All of creation]

Kaede took the glasses and put it on, but it only transformed the tentacles into cute dog tails and Kaede found it too hard to fight a puppy, so she took them off

'This Rimuru must be stupid or something' She thought as she closed her eyes and begun to feel the space around her to localize herself

Seeing Kaede take the glasses off Rimuru just pulled out a new pair and put them on his face.

"You sure are a… weird one, to not say something else" Kaede said while sensing Rimuru's actions

'This guy must have hit his brain or something

<...you do remember that every cell of a slime's body can function as a brain, right?>

'He must have hit every cell of his body then'

<…sigh…>

"Good luck not getting your mind corrupted then."

'This guy is stupid or what? They corrupt the mind of whoever SEES them, I am not even seeing right now… but just to be sure' Kaede morphed her body to not even have eyes, and created a cloth around where they should be

Their stupid argument was interrupted by one of the eyes of Ammutseba finding their position and the … thing roared at them

*ROOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR*

Or at least it sounded like a roar, who knows? He may be making a your mum joke and we don't know since we don't speak the same language…

"Shut up stupid thing" Kaede said while pointing her finger to the eye

[Bijuudama]

Instantly firing at the eye, causing it to close

"You got one, but he still has a bunch left open."

Rimuru didn't even finish his comment and that eye was already regenerated

"Sorry, I take that back. You DIDN'T get one."

'I hope this thing kills him…'Kaede thought annoyed

<probably not gonna happen>

'tsk'

Rimuru extended his arm and ten orbs formed all around him that shot through a portal in front of them hitting directly on the remaining eyes.

The orbs seemed to have some sort of absorbing/corrosive attribute attached to them, as it continued to consume the eyes as they regenerated

"Phew, this thing heals fast. They are stuck just eating his eyes." Rimuru had just HAD to jinx himself

*ROOOOOOOAAAARRRRRRWWWWWW*

Ammutseba roared again, and a glowing black matter covered its eyes and… absorbed… Rimuru's absorbing attack… the irony

"You were saying?" Kaede asked Rimuru with a smug smile

Ah, how good it is to see someone talking big and failing miserably…

"I didn't say it was going to work. I just said yours didn't."

"Yeah? Me neither

I just wanted to make this thing shut up you on the other hand…"

'I wish I could make YOU shut up'

<Wishful thinking…>

"So what I am hearing is that you don't want to know what sort of things this thing can do? Let me tell you. They are spicy."

"Ahhh shut it.

I have Ceres, she explain way better than you" Kaede said annoyed

Maybe it didn't like being left at second plane, maybe it didn't like to have its eyes attacked like that, but Ammutseba fired a black energy beam with small white shining spots on it, at Rimuru and Kaede

The beam was just too large to be aimed at only one of them

"Absolute Consumption" Rimuru said as half of the beam disappeared. Only on his side. Leaving the rest for Kaede.

"Spicy."

"Showoff… [Devourer Of Gods]" Kaede did the same and absorbed the rest of the beam

'Oh how I wish I had a reflect skill to reflect the attack on him… how I wish…'

"You have fallen into my trap. And have activated my trap card." Rimuru said as he made a card appear in his hand and dramatically turned it over.

And as soon as the card was facing Ammutseba a copy of the beam that had been fired was returned to its sender. The card crumbled into dust as it activated.

'Heyo Ceres… scan that shit'

<On it…

Unfortunately, it seems to be a magic, not a skill>

'Everytime, Rimuru disappoints me in a different way…'

The gigantic beam of black energy struck Ammutseba in its face for a few moments before it opened its big mouth and ate the last portion of it.

"Oh, what a surprise… it didn't work" Kaede commented by the side

Meanwhile the planet… What planet? It kinda got shredded… good thing we have 2 time skill users to fix that later… or not, in Kaede's case

"Not every day you get to see an eldritch horror. Nothing bad with experimenting. This brings us to the question. Do they have a soul underneath all of their eldritch horror-ness?"

Rimuru created a pure white spear with some dark swirls around it. And after aiming towards the horror it shot with impressive speed. But the moment it came in contact with it the spear just bounced off.

"Nope, no soul."

"Let me test something…" Kaede said as she tried to sense any kind of resemblance of a soul in that thing using [Ashborn]

"Yeah, nope

Nothing at all…"

'Are rulers and monarchs technically eldritch horrors then?'

<That makes no sense, they just don't have souls…>

'True… I think I am getting Rimuru's dumbness by osmosis…'

The eldritch horror didn't sit idle as the ones attacking him continued to casually talk and launch attacks at it. It began to move towards what remained of the planet and opened its mouth wide ready to consume it all in one fell swoop. The temperature on its body began to rise as it began to convert the stars it had consumed into energy.

"That seems bad… shouldn't you do something about it?"Kaede asked, looking at the rising temperature of the thing

"I guess I should. I was kinda hoping to see what skills you would use." Activating some skill the eldritch horror began to move slower and slower until he was moving at a snail's pace.

"SUPER… HOT…" Kaede joked by the side

And by freezing the molecules in place ahead of it the gigantic horror's face began to deform as it slowly crashed against the unmoving planet.

*CRASH*

"... look what you have done Rimuru!"

The photons around Ammutseba began to vibrate and move in a dance-like pattern.

"You aren't doing anything, so you don't get to complain."

Rimuru activated some skill and the photons around it began to strike it. With each touch, it disintegrated through a few layers of skin and meat. However due to the massive size of the thing, it wasn't working as it should. After all, the skill wasn't designed to disintegrate planets.

"Stupid slime, like I want to do something…

…

Ah fuck it, you take too long" Kaede said as she activated her [Tenseigan] to the max (It doesn't need to appear as an eye, cause its a skill) and creating 9 truth seeking balls behind her

She extended her hand and the 9 ORBS fused right on top of her hand

"Golden wheel reincarnation explosion" Kaede used her strongest move that didn't involve space or time and brought her hand down

No sound… cause we are at space, duh

Ammutseba was sliced in half, it didn't die, but was cut in half together with a good part of the planet, but Kaede didn't care

"There happy?" Kaede deactivated her op sword and asked Rimuru

With a creepy face he answered

"Very."

Ammutseba let out an extremely loud and illogical shriek that sounded worse than nails on a chalkboard. Its body began to glow with the black energy as the tendrils shot out from inside of it connecting with its other half.

Hundreds of thousands of large flesh tendrils connected the two halves before it pulled itself closer together until it became one once again. However, the large amount of star energy Ammutseba the horror was releasing had suddenly decreased dramatically in size. And the slice only made it angrier as it released a screech once again.

*ROOOOOAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR*

"Aren't you happy that you stayed around? Now you get to snack up an eldritch horror. Not many have had the honor."

Time all around Ammutseba suddenly reversed as his body began to break apart once again. The entire process being done once again in reverse. Yet Ciel was controlling it in such a way (Because Rimuru is too dumb for that) that the energy spent on healing itself was consumed. Leaving it with only a fraction of its starting energy.

Kaede looked at the showoff with an annoyed face

'Let's do the same but better Ceres'

<Okay?>

Kaede used [Time] to accelerate the time, making the regeneration process start again making Ammutseba waste even more energy

Ammutseba was stuck in an endless cycle of healing and slicing apart once again. And each time it went through the healing process it lost more and more of its energy. To the point that the tendrils began to grow smaller and smaller in numbers.

And after many cycles, Ammutsaba was left with so little energy that it couldn't even muster enough force to bring itself back together. Its two halves begin to separate without the strength to hold itself up.

Ammutseba itself still lived, even after all of it. But now it wasn't capable of consuming the planet in front of it. Even though it was basically served on a platter for it. And as its thoughts began to turn to absolute madness it felt a part of it disappear.

'Such a shame it has no soul… immagine an eldritch being as a shadow warrior?'

<Sad sad

Activating [Devourer Of Gods] on the right side of Ammutseba

Skill [Devourer Of Gods] evolved to [Ammutseba, Devourer of stars]>

'The heck? The evolved version sounds weaker? From gods to meager stars?

I HAVE BEEN SCAMMED!'

Rimuru used some skill to absorb the left half of Ammutseba.]

"Tastes like absolute garbage." Said the man that knows the taste of garbage

"Like you can taste what you absorb…" Kaede looked at Rimuru weirdly

"You can't? You're missing out…." Rimuru said before making a disgusted expression. "In both good and bad things."

"Sure…"

Taking a look at the collapsing planet Rimuru said.

"Bit of a mess, ain't it?"

Kaede shapeshifted her eyes back into existence and looked at the planet riddled with explosions and magma

"I know a guy who would kill to see such a sight. It is just like art" Kaede said, not even bothering about the planet, it wasn't hers anyway

"I mean…:" Rimuru twisted his head to look at it from another angle. "If you ignore the omnicide, it actually looks kinda good. Oh well, I break it I fix it." With a snap of his fingers the planet returned to its former state.

All thanks to the plot. Undoing Kaede's good deed of destroying Boruto's world

"...

…

When I do something good, there is always an idiot to undo it

Good! Keep this thing here then, Boruto fan"

"I just put the planet back how it was before Ammutseba came out. Didn't touch the mess you made. But if you really want to I can bring Boruto right in front of you. Maybe you two will become besties." Rimuru said as he put his hand in a snapping position.

"What…

Did…

You…

SAY?!" Kaede screamed at Rimuru, only someone brainless wouldn't after being called by such horrible insults

Not being able to hold the laughter Rimuru let out his suppressed laugh.

"You really are easy to anger. Here, have a cookie, you are not you when you are hungry."

"... Golden wheel reincarnation explosion

COME HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

Dodging to the side Rimuru gave his final words.

"You really ought to make that laser less skinny. It's like when you are about to get run over. Just jump to the side instead of trying to outrun it. Anyways, I gotta go if I don't want Doraemon to kill me for asking him to babysit. See ya and good luck."

Opening a portal that released a strange energy and jumping through he said his sudden goodbyes."

But a moment later Kaede got hit in the back of the head with another cookie with a note on it.

"No but really, these ones are good, I made them myself."

"This bastard dares to tempt me to the dark side? I will find his world and bathe it in cake, just for him to know what is good.

Humpf" Kaede said as she stored that cookie away gotta study it later, what kind of dark magic it has to corrupt peoples minds?