38 -=How ironic=-
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*Knock Knock Knock*
There was a knock on the door, and Naruto being Naruto, quickly opened it, without even thinking about it
'Sigh... this dude will only not get himself killed because of [Plot armor] which is basically Masayuki's [Chosen one], but with another name
those Op unique skills that are almost as good as ultimates... such cheats...
Though, I have a better one, ain't I right Sage?' Kaede monologues a bit, just for the heck of it
<Notice
There are no skills better than the other, they have different specialties>
'See what I mean? alongside being OP as F, Sage is humility incarnated... personified... no, skillified?' Kaede quickly got confused, as [Great sage] wasn't a person or had a body... yet, that is...
Anyhow, back to Masayuki...
...
no wait...
"Uzumaki Naruto?" Itachi asked, though in truth he already knew who Naruto was, or else he wouldn't be there
"Nah, that is his twin brother, he is at the room just by this one" Kaede said as she quickly closed the door and jumped backwards, pulling Naruto with her
*Bang*
The door was quickly destroyed by Kisame, just after Kaede jumped back
"We meet again, Kaede..." Itachi said in his ever so gloomy tone
'How ironic... here was I, cringing to death by even thinking of saying that...' Kaede would laugh if the situation allowed it, but unfortunately it didn't
"Oya? Itachi? you can talk? last time I 'saw' you, you didn't even say a word to me...
You were so mean, you know that Uchiha's are the best at keeping grudges, right?" Kaede said with a 'hurt' expression, done so badly that EVEN NARUTO could tell it was fake... probably...
"Kaede... you know him?" Naruto asked, as the possessor of the unique skill [Plot armor] he is legally required to find out the name of every. single. villain. he fights on his whole life...
Kind of annoying really...
"... you serious? not knowing who this dude is is like, not living under a rock for the last 5 or so years?" Kaede asked baffled, and Itachi only kept looking at them, trying to give them some more time
"Uh..." Naruto scratched the back of his head in embarrassment
"Sigh... you are hopeless...
He is Itachi, Sasuke's brocon brother, the kin killer, the traitor of konoha, the one who killed the entire uchiha clan not as alone as everyone says it was, etc, etc...
As you can see, he has quite a name and a TON of titles" Kaede said as if she was teaching Naruto in a classroom
Itachi looked at her intently as she mentioned kin killer and even more when she said he wasn't as alone as everyone thought he was
"... You seem to have a lot of confidential information with you, Kaede" Itachi said coldly
"Ah? Ohh! I see, but it isn't my fault that SOMEONE didn't check the body of his victims, and blabbed about such secrets in front of me... is it?"
That could have fooled anyone, but Itachi wasn't just anyone
He remembered what he said to his parents that day, word by word. And he never mentioned 'Madara' during that conversation
'I need to get some answers from her...
sigh... I wish it didn't come to this, but'
"Tsukuyomi" Activating his mangekyou, Itachi used his technique, Tsukuyomi, the realm of nightmares
(A/N: Btw, I have changed how tsukuyomi works, here on this fic it will be a 'programmable' genjutsu...
But what does this means?
You may be asking right now, and I tell you! That means Itachi can use tsukuyomi and give it an order, like: Make this person see his/her worse fear
And it would work, even without him knowing WHAT this fear is, or seeing the effect of the genjutsu
Also, it WON'T give him control over someone who is trapped on his genjutsu
that explained, lets go back to the fut*Cough* to the plot!)
Kaede blinked and when she opened her eyes again, she was inside a dark plain place, with a dark sky and a big red moon
"Welcome to the world of Tsukuyomi, here 72 hours is equal to 1 second on the outside world" Materializing out of nowhere, Itachi said
"Ya, this place seems a bit gloomy, you should redecorate it..." Kaede answered
She also noticed that, albeit she couldn't move, she wasn't on that pole Kakashi was show in the anime
"...
anyway, I need some answers from you, so you better cooperate-"
"Or else?" Kaede asked with a smirk, not like Itachi can make her feel pain, she is physically incapable of such
"sigh... your choice" Itachi sighed and gave a command to his Tsukuyomi, to make hundreds of clones of him stab Kaede one after the other, but...
that didn't even faze Kaede, who kept looking around, trying to find out how this place worked to copy it to her illusion domain
'This genjutsu is really ingenious... I don't think 3 days will be enough to scan it, even with Sage helping me... such a shame, if I had evolved already, then Sage would have gotten an upgrade, and this would be scanned instantly...'
After some hours inside the illusion, Itachi noticed that Kaede seemed to not even feel the pain, much to his surprise, she was just looking around as if she wasn't being constantly cut in hundreds of different ways
(A/N: Btw, Kaede is in human form, the only way she would appear as her slime form, would be if someone used a soul bound genjutsu, and as saw with Kakashi and Sasuke in cannon, Tsukuyomi affects the mind and body only, body because it damages the brain of whoever receives 3 days worth of time in a single second)
'Seems like I will need to do something different...' Itachi thought and decided to use some mental torture on Kaede, because why not right?
Kaede suddenly found herself alone again, not even one of Itachi's clones remained
"Huh?" Confused even more when she noticed that she could move again
"The hell is Itachi planning?" she said out loud, hoping to get a typical villain monologue about his plans
But again, Itachi isn't your typical villain, so he didn't do it
'Ehhh, guess I will walk around, it can help me scan the place as well, though I won't be able to copy it, I may be able to emulate some parts of it...'
Kaede then begun to walk around aimlessly
After some minutes of walking, she saw something, or rather, someone
Sakura standing in the middle of nowhere, kinda creepy to be honest...
'Uhm, Is he trying to guilt trip me?' She thought as Sakura was set ablaze suddenly
"AHHHHHH" Screaming like the banshee she was
But Kaede only ignored and walked past it, wondering how Itachi even did that, as she is sure no one knew about it
"Please... save...me..." Sakura's voice echoed in the area, but Kaede only ignored it
"Nii...san..." Suddenly the voice changed, to one that only Kaede would recognize
Stopping abruptly, Kaede didn't turn around, but with a blank gaze, she only said one thing to seemingly no one
"Itachi... don't you FUCKING DARE!"
Gritting her teeth so hard, that if she was able to, she would be bleeding because of it
*Fire noises*
Kaede kept her gaze away, as she heard screams, burning noises and slowly, people started to appear around her, running to the place she wasn't looking at
Kaede could recognize every single one of them, they all where there during that day...
Slowly, Kaede turned her head towards the fire, tears gathering around her eyes, something that shouldn't be possible to a slime
"..." She stared, not bothering to even move, just staring...
looking at the burning figure of Sakura slowly transform into someone else, she gritted her teeth in pure ANGER
"How dare you Itachi... to tarnish my sisters memory with that bitch..." Every word contained pure hatred on it
The illusion space started to slowly distort around Kaede, her eyes involuntarily changing to a sharingan
<Notice
breaching the illusion... successful
Utilizing [Mindscape] and [Illusionist] to break the illusion... complete>
*Shattering noises*
The Illusion around Kaede broke apart, immediately giving Itachi some BIG pain on his eye
Slowly, Kaede's sharingan started to spin, the three tomoes started to approach each other until they touched in the middle, afterwards expanding into a strange pattern
Kaede had awoken her own Mangekyou sharingan
Ohhh shit...