"Who are you?" Obito asked in a deep tone, he was serious
Never has anyone touched him when he used Kamui before, even when Rimuru almost killed him, he used some weird genjutsu to make Obito himself do it
So this spelled trouble for him, he HAD to get rid of someone capable of bypassing his Kamui
"Kahaha HAHAHAHAHA~
Who am I? You don't know who I am?" The man standing in front of Obito asked
*drip* *drip*
Obito didn't answer, he didn't need to know who this man was if he was dead, and the man also didn't say anything more
Obito dashed at his enemy with movements hard to keep track of, something you NEED to know how to do to live in the shadows as he did for so long
But the man kept his eyes glued to Obito
'What incredible reflexes...' Obito noted, the reflexes the man showed reminded him of when he fought his former mentor and fourth Hokage, years ago
But remembering the past is useless, so he focused on his fight again
'Since I cannot outspeed him... And he can bypass my Kamui... Then...'
Obito thought about his enemy, he didn't know anything about him
He just popped up and was somehow able to bypass the Kamui intangibility
He had a 5 bladed scythe... Similar to Hidan's 3 bladed one
He could be one of those jashinists or something, but that didn't matter anyway
Body flicker
Obito flickered behind the man, his Mangekyou staring at the man as if trying to peer through him
"Heh..." The man laughed as he twisted his scythe in his hand, making it point back, straight at Obito's position
*slice*
The man sliced at Obito
"Huh?"
But to his surprise, his scythe wasn't moving, didn't matter how much strength he put into it
He looked back, only to see Obito's left eye, now open and glowing purple
He looked at the eye for a few seconds before recognizing it, but when he did, a maniacal smile appeared on his face
"It's been so long since I have last seen eyes like these... What was it? 100? 1000? Doesn't matter, not even the owner of those eyes can escape death!" He said
Obito who was focusing quite a bit to overpower the scythe with his eye power didn't pay much attention to what the man said
It was just bullshit after all, no? 1000 years? As if someone could live that long and go unnoticed
And about the owner of the Rinnegan still being able to die? That was of least concern, it didn't matter if he died or not, as long as his plan was finished
SUSANOO
Dark blue skeletal hands made of chakra popped off Obito's side
"Ohh?" The man looked at the hand with a curious expression, rarely had he seen a Susanoo, but he was never able to test it, Uchihas have always been slippery cockroaches afterall
*BAM*
With a single punch from Obito's incomplete Susanoo, the man was sent flying into the forest
Unbeknownst to both Obito and the man, some people from Uzu were watching all of that, they just decided to not intervene yet, or at all if possible
"Just another fool thinking he can stop me..." Obito said out loud
He wasn't stupid enough to believe someone who can bypass his Kamui was going to be defeated like that, but rilling his enemy up always made the fight easier
That and his time spent as Tobi, made him used to provoke his opponents
"Oi..."
And just like he thought, the man reappeared from between the trees, with an angry expression
Only one thought passed by Obito's mind
'Keikaku do-'
*BANG*
Before Obito could even finish his thoughts, something that shocked him happened
He felt a punch on his right cheek, but his Rinnegan was keeping track of the man and all of his movements
*BAM* *CRASH*
Obito hit quite a bit of trees before his momentum died out, mostly because of his Rinnegan stopping him than the trees doing anything
"Who do you think you are calling a fool?"
Obito widened his eyes as he heard the man's voice, right behind him, but when he turned around there was no one there
"Where did he g-KAH!"
*BAM*
Obito felt a kick on his back, and he was sent flying back toward where he came from in the first place
But this time, when he got to the place he was originally at, he saw the man standing there, his leg a bit raised and slowly going to the ground
It then hit Obito
A scythe like Hidan's...
Hitting him without touching him...
This man was definitely like Hidan, and so, he could use his blood to hit him from afar
'...fuck' Obito could only curse, as he never paid attention to Hidan and his jashinist blabberings, but in hindsight looks like that was a mistake
Bansho ten'in
The man was flung towards Obito, who immediately used the human path of the rinnegan to try to rip his soul out
I said try
Because Obito caught the man by his head, but the only thing he got was a mocking smirk from him
"Wha-"
*BAM*
The man easily twisted his body and kicked Obito downwards, making him hit the ground hard
*CRASH*
"FUCK!" Obito screamed, the shock of his human path not working making him unable to become intangible quick enough to just pass by the ground
*step* *step*
The man slowly approached Obito on the ground and caught him by the hair
"Who is the fool again?"
He asked Obito with a mocking grin while keeping him at eye level with him
Shinra Tensei!
The man was pushed a few meters away as Obito recomposed himself
"Who are you?" Obito asked, trying to buy some time to think
"Kufufuf ahahaha KAHAHAHAHAHA
Don't think I don't know what you're trying to do Uchiha" The man said, making Obito flinch and immediately assume a fighting position
"But... I suppose I should at least tell you the name of the one who will kill you, no?" the man continued with a mocking grin
Obito was mad, he couldn't hide it, but he kept his anger in check, for now at least
"The question is who am I? Then let me tell you
I am the absolute evil of the world
I am the end of life
I am the definition of massacre
I am the God, Jashin!"
With each word Jashin spoke, the air around him got heavier and heavier, and Obito easily understood that the reason for that was killing intent
"And you have something that belongs to me
And no one steals from me" Jashin finished his monologue with an angry face once again
Obito immediately understood that this was about Hidan, who he just now remembered he had trapped in his Kamui
THAT was the reason?
Stupid
He was beaten because of just this?
Weak
Weak
Weak
God Jashin? Don't make him laugh!
There is no such a thing as god, that is just a pretentious title people with power like to call themselves
God doesn't exist, the world is cursed to be destroyed because of that, but he... He was the savior... And he wouldn't be stopped by some powerful fool with a god complex
SUSANOO!
Once again, the dark blue skeleton formed around Obito, but this time it was different
Quickly it became a half-humanoid skeleton, then slowly muscles began to appear around the bones
"Hooh? That is interesting..." Jashin commented
After the muscles, a samurai armor formed around the Susanoo
"I AM NOT DONE YET!" Obito screamed while making a hand seal that looked like a mix between Ram and Tiger seals
Some drops of blood fell from his right eye, but quickly disappeared because of his Hashirama cells, that not only gave him crazy chakra and regenerative powers but also cleaned his body and house
So useful!
Following Obito's scream, the Susanoo doubled in size and became a full humanoid Susanoo
Unfortunately, it had no wings or weapons since Obito didn't have an EMS nor ever equipped the Susanoo with a weapon
'Wait... Weapon?' Obito's mind was in overdrive, maybe it was something every Uchiha did when they got mad? Who knows
But this made him realize he did in fact, have a weapon with him
Dark blue chakra formed in the right hand of his Susanoo and Jashin frowned as soon as he saw it
"Oi oi oi... Are you kidding me?" he asked in an annoyed tone
Yes, Obito had used Hidan's 3 bladed scythe to make his Susanoo have a weapon
Obito heard Jashin's question, no doubt about it, but instead of answering it like an idiot, he raised both of the Susanoo's arms, and with both grabbing the scythe, he swung down
*VWOOOOOSH*
The massive chakra scythe cut through the air, making a loud sound as it parted the air around it, and them
*CLAAAAAANG* *BAAAAAAAM*
It hit Jashin's own scythe, making the sound of metal hitting metal
Weird for a chakra construct, but anyway
A second later Jashin was sent 1 meter down, opening a crater of dozens of meters in his place
"Kehehe, that was a good one, but..." Jashin said as he raised his scythe violently, making Obito's Susanoo stumble back
"... It's my turn now"
Jashin said as he dashed at the Susanoo, and with a simple swing of his scythe
...
Not even a sound was made, but the Susanoo got cut in half, stunning Obito, who was now in mid-air
Jashin put his scythe on his back, and uppercut the air in front of him
*BAM*
Obito's mind was brought back when he felt a powerful punch on his chin
He hated to admit it, but...
*BAM*
A hit on his stomach
... It seems like...
*BAM*
A kick on his back
... He wasn't strong enough...
First Rimuru and now Jashin, it seems that his plan had more hurdles to go through than he initially thought...
He really needed the Juubi... Zetsu was right after all
Speaking of Zetsu, he must have collected the chakra of the 7 tails and maybe captured the other jinchurikkis as of now...
It hurt his pride, but Obito had to admit it...
It was time for a tactical retreat!
Kamui!
Jashin who was readying a punch, looked up, feeling a connection
Hidan was falling from very high, together with his scythe, what Obito thought would distract Jashin for long enough so he could enter his Kamui dimension
"There he is" Jashin grinned, and then
*BAAAM*
He punched with way more strength than before, launching Obito flying at high speeds
Truth is, he was holding himself back, since he did not know if he would be able to recover the souls if Obito was killed
*CRASH* *BAAAM*
Hidan fell like a stone right beside Jashin
Meanwhile, Obito who was still in the air managed to regain consciousness, which he lost when he was punched by Jashin and entered his dimension
While he was shocked, he was not scared, he lost the battle, against both Rimuru and Jashin, but next time... He'll be ready
And he'll win the war
Back to Jashin, he approached Hidan, noticing that he was head and body, both separated from each other
That explains why he did not escape by himself if that was even possible
"Jashin-sama!" Hidan exclaimed in surprise
"Hidan"
Jashin only said that, as he raised his hand toward Hidan
[Erythnul, lord of slaughter]
Almost instantly, all of the 10000 souls Hidan was carrying without knowing got transferred to Jashin, and Hidan's body got strengthened
Purple marks appeared around Hidan's eyes, his head reconnected with his body and he felt the power rush around his body
He immediately thought Jashin was giving him more power because he was not strong enough to serve him properly anymore
That thought scared him...
But before he could ask Jashin, he was long gone
"Jashin-sama..." Hidan said, before sensing something... Bright... Powerful... In another direction
He was sensing the life force, of strong individuals, far away from where he was at
With a maniacal smile, he began running in that direction
"I'll kill them
I'll kill ALL OF THEM FOR JASHIN-SAMA!"
He screamed while running away from Uzushio
Luckily Uzu had a life force hiding seal
Lucky for Hidan, that is...
Back with Jashin, he flew on top of souls to travel at high speeds toward the root of the shinju he had discovered
His destination was the land of waves!
After flying for a bit, he slowly descended upon a clearing
A very familiar clearing...
He approached a tree, one of which had a small cut mark on it
"Finally..." He said as he approached it
*step* *step*
Jashin's hands stopped as soon as he heard footsteps behind him
...
'Are you sure that tree is it?' Rimuru asked
<Yes, I am
That is a root of the shinju, rooted to a chakra ley line, with it, we can leave a mark on your [World tree] skill and be able to return to here from another world>
'You already told me that... But... Isn't that the tree Zabuza stuck his sword at?'
<How did you think a simple tree could withstand the sharp edge of the Kubikiribocho?>
'Fair enough... So do we just absorb it?'
<I think we should first deal with the angry-looking man in front of it, no?>
Rimuru finally took notice of Jashin, who was looking at him with anger
"You will not stop me... Not after my plan was so close to the finish! I won't allow it!"
Feels like a Deja Vu, wasn't that what Obito was thinking when fighting Jashin?
Ironic
"Plan?
Bro, I don't even know who you are" Rimuru pointed out
"Who I am? The question is who am I?"
Jashin asked
"No, I don't really care-"
Rimuru tried to say
"I am-"
"You thought it was Jashin, but it was me, DIO!"
...
Okay, I lied, it was not Dio, but a cliffhanger instead
MUAHAHAHAHAHA how evil I am!