BEWARE OF THE NICE GUY

hello and welcome to tea with me where we exaggerate real life scenarios while having a laugh I am your host cam and hope you have a great one because I would advise you to press that arrow at the side of your screen. Jk Jk dont leave

let's talk about the "nice guy" , the nice guy is the type if guy that says hes nice but he really is not and then thinks whenever a girls is angry it's her time of the month. take this conversation:

Lucy: I cant believe you hit my cat with your pot

Chad: No I didn't you cat was in the way

Lucy: wha- you literally pushed him down the stairs after

Chad : Calm down girl I know it your time of the month but dont go all crazy on me

Lucy: Oh my God dam it chad I'm not on my period

Chad: okay okay I'll just get you some tampons because it really seems like it your time of the month ( ͡°_ʖ ͡°)

Lucy: for the last time I'm not on my period!! I'll show you

Chad : woah whoa whoa we are in public I dont wanna see anything

Lucy: Not that chad this

Chad: what?

Lucy: yes the rating section where I can rate this novel a 5 star

chad : who are you talking to

Lucy: shut up chad ; like I said all you need to do is help the author by rating this novel

Chad: can I talk now?

Lucy: shut the fuck up chad remember you almost killed my cat

Yeah that guy. that guy who th thinks hes entitled to what he wants just because hes a " nice guy " and "hes better than others"

TEXT CONVERSATION

ASSHOLE: hey girl

hey : cindy

ASSHOLE: and you free this week

actually no I'm going out with my girlfriend: cindy

ASSHOLE : YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

yes I'm a lesbian I have a girlfriend thought you knew : cindy

ASSHOLE: WELL it doesn't matter come with me baby and I'll make you for get that lesbian shit

no I cant I'm a lesbian I don't date guys: cindy

ASSHOLE: oh come on that lesbian shit isnt real it's just a hoax to turn down great guys like me I'll help you out of the dark

ASSHOLE : HELLO?

ASSHOLE: hello?

ASSHOLE: die whore I hope you get * bleep bleep bleep * you slut

ASSHOLE: IM SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID YESTERDAY, if you come to my house we could probably forget about this

ASSHOLE: Ugh u idiot you dont know what your missing

ASSHOLE : okay I'll give u one last time if you beg me enough we may fuck

ASSHOLE: HELLO ? hello

Thank you all for reading this abomination of a book or a show I'll will hopefully see you next time * pls come back * bye