Pedophile Gandalf

"Miss Morningstar, please report to the headmaster's office after classes are done for the day. You may bring your sisters with you because of your condition.", McGonagall said. Since my sisters and I never ate in the great hall after the sorting ceremony, the headmaster has never been able to reach us. That's why McGonagall had to tell us after transfiguration class had ended.

"Also, please do join us in the great hall. You should spend time with the other students of Hogwarts.", she adds before we leave the room.

"You got it teach!", I say with my usual troublemaker smile. She just shakes her head in exacerbation. Professor McGonagall and I get along the best out of all the professors at Hogwarts. After the incident of the first day we've come to an agreement of sorts. She understands that we just want to have fun and we do so in ways that teach the students something new. Nothing makes learning more fun than a bit of mischief at crap teachers' expenses.

"What does the headmaster want with someone like you? All that you do is cause trouble. He should be happier to speak with the boy who lived than some icky girls like you.", James says.

"What would he talk with you about? He's the most powerful wizard in history and you're just a kid that was saved by a house elf.", Harry comments and starts fighting with his brother. I heard Harry got in touch with his birth family again through Lily since she is a teacher. He's been ignoring his foster family that took him in, to spend more time with his birth family that abandoned him.

I hate these stupid reincarnators, they just focus on the story and don't even care about interacting with those outside of it. My sisters talk with all the students in the school to make connection and Harry just focuses on trying to recreate the story by getting in touch with the main cast.

He's been trying to get into the pants of the students, and I've been shutting him down every time he doesn't do it himself. He can't cast simple magic for shit because he's just been letting his A.I. chip do everything for him and not practicing in anything.

"Sarah, I've heard you've been called to the headmaster's office. What do you think he's called you for?", Hermione asks. I've been helping her make friends and transform her bossy attitude into a friendlier one and she's been making lots of friends. I look behind her and see a group of girls walking towards us so they can go to their next class together.

"What else does an old man like to do with little girls in a secluded office? I've even heard he gives out candy to tempt them into approaching him. If you don't hear from us again, make sure to go to miss McGonagall. She's the only teacher that will believe you.", I tell her in a whisper, and she nods her head in understanding. The other girls are skeptical but understand that I usually don't joke around with Hermione.

"What do you mean? Do you think he's going to make you disappear? Dumbledore is the leader of the light side, there's no way he would do something like that!", James yells and Harry nods in agreement. I'll have to give them both a beating latter for being stupid twits.

We finish the day and see Snape still looking like a supermodel a week after taking the potion. I may or may not have used word magic and added the seal for 'permanent' to the drink before pouring it down his gullet. It's still active and I can release it at any time, but I don't want to. I'd much rather learn from a supermodel about potions that a greasy middle-aged man.

I push open the door to the headmaster's room and activate my vision to double check for any traps. Even if I'm strong enough to shake them off. Arrogance leads to ignorance and ignorance leads to death. Knowledge is power my friends.

What I see with my vision are the wards saturated with mind altering magic. I also see a phoenix with a curse of servitude on it that leads to the old git with a white beard. Fitoria shakes in rage when she hears what I've discovered through the mind connection. Birds are her people and no one messes with her people.

Before the cunt can speak Fitoria is already in front of the phoenix making a demon's contract to free it in exchange for some tears, feathers and ashes. I'm using word magic to rewrite the ward stone to make me the new owner of Hogwarts and repair the damage time has done on it. When Dumbledore realizes something isn't right and prepares to attack us Sophia appears behind him. She slams him into the desk and throws me his wand which I absorb into my gauntlets.

With the phoenix free, his wand gone, and the wards under my control he's powerless to do anything and starts accusing us of attacking the chairman of the Winzgolf. Sophia slams his head into the table and he shuts his mouth.

"It's rude to invite us yourself and attack us without warning you know? Looks like I was correct, you did want to do something to us. I think you were going to use a stupefied spell and prevent us from running away from your dastardly pedophile ways.", I tell him.

Sophia throws him back into his chair and I cast spells to restrict him from doing anything but looking at us and talking. The big reveal happens when we're side by side and our demon traits reveal themselves.

"To answer your questions, we are demons and no we didn't come to your school to ruin your plans. We came to this school to mess with all the stupid cunts that thought they were the greatest and wake them up with a slap to the face.", I answer his unasked questions.

"If not then why did you all this?", he asks in fear after seeing our horns, tails, and wings.

"We just wanted to free one of our own, but you decided to attack us. Honestly, we just got sick of you trying to control us with mind magic and wards and shit.", I tell him with distain in my voice.

He asks us questions but receives no reply. We're looting his office for anything interesting so that Fawkes doesn't burn it when he gets his revenge on the old man. When everything is finished, I use the wards to send a pulse of mind clearing magic to fix peoples minds from the years of damage the old man has done. You can't just haphazardly mess with people's heads when you only know how to wave your wand around. The mind is a complex network of connections and needs a flexible hand to make any changes.

Throughout the entire school people were suddenly hit by a feeling of clear mindedness. Waves of inconsistencies from before started popping up and they had to take a minute to think about life and why they did such stupid shit. The greatest effect was felt by McGonagall because she's been with Dumbledore the longest. Forgotten memories, inconsistent information, and everything else all cropped up for her to paint a picture of what Dumbledore has done to her.

"What did you do?", the still restricted Dumbledore asks.

"Used the wards to cast mind clearing spells on everyone in the school.", I reply while walking out of the office. Fawkes knows this is the time to act and starts spreading a fire around the edge of the room so that Dumbledore is slowly roasted for greater pain.

We hear yelling from the old man but ignore it and continue walking down the stairs. All that took a lot out of us, so we want to head to the lake for a picnic.

We round a corner and find McGonagall running down the hallway with fear in her eyes until she sees us safe and sound. I say hi to her and she picks us up in a hug with tears in her eyes as she starts apologizing for making us go to that manipulative bastard.

"I didn't know what happened, but the spells he cast over me all these years suddenly cleared up. When I thought he would do the same to you, I was so worried.", she says while smothering us in affection. We pat her back and feel mother's jealousy through the contract.

We bullshit about going in the headmaster's room and the phoenix breaking free after the spell took place. The phoenix broke his wand and bound him to a chair before setting the place on fire as we ran away. She told us to stay safe and ran to put the fire out so Dumbledore can be charged for his crimes. I use word magic to give her protection from any mind magic he might try to use on her again.

After having our picnic, we opened a tear home to eat dinner with mother and get a good night's sleep.