You Can Come

Snooker is a boring sport to some, but I absolutely adore it, and having my father as a top player is the icing on top.

I see him in his black and pink waistcoat, preparing for the match and get excited.

"Dad, Dad, can I come and watch you play in the audience?"

"You can come, but you can't cum"

"What do you mean I can come, but at the same time I ca-....Dad!"