"Well the almighty destroyer of worlds have found us." Lachesis exclaimed
"I've unfortunately seen that future, my alternate self tried traveling through alternate dimensions but the other mes stopped him and let's just say, I do not want to join a league where everyone looks like me or similar to me, I already made our timeline a no traveling zone, I will finish this shit and retire."
"That does sound nice, after this, I'll disappear forever, I lived far too long, I already have a legacy anyway, a child..." he then went silent as he looked at Kenny who was whistling away while staring at the ceiling "Who's...in love...with my brother..."
"Is it the love stage yet? Are you sure it's still not in the like?" Alice asked "Stella can do so much better, no offense."
"None taken because it's all true, no way am I her first love considering how awesome she is." Kenny responded with a thumbs up
This bitch...he got a girl for the first time and he's acting so arrogant, he's acting like Benny when he thought a girl was giving him good signals only for her to friendzone him the moment he was about to confess.
Ladies are strange, they are very fickle. Just make a decision goddamit, it's not that hard to just pick something out of a menu, we've been reading it or 10 minutes! There's no way you don't know what to eat, and you chose the fucking place.
-Hey, I heard that!- Diana called out of nowhere -I may not be at where you are, but I am one of the characters who can hear some of the narration you do, you handsome self centered jerk.-
-Thank you, not a lot of women genuinely compliment me,-
-I mean, his narration is spot on to be fair.- Damon chimed in
-Dabria does it too! Even Nova complained about it!-
-Hey, I didn't deny it, besides, it took me 10 minutes to decide instead of your 11 and a half.- Dabria replied
-Yay, another argument, you know it's going to be loud once 2 girls argue.- Ace laughed
-That's we should just back out now if I were you.- Siege suggested -I know Dabria is reluctant, but Diana is mad at you but now her anger have shifted to Dabria who talked back, really unreasonable.-
-Siege, you bastard.- Diana yelled as we all then cut our connection.
"I can't sense the curse." Zach said
"There is, Chaos made sure to make it so as revenge against Hecate." Clotho cursed
"What if it's just a trick, maybe a placebo spell if that's a thing." Kenny suggested
"No, We're sure of it, the moment we leave our cell, we die." Atropos shook her head "The only way to truly help us is to kill Chaos."
Or...I mean...I'm a protagonist, there's nothing that's impossible for me, harem, status, wealth and impossible situations, I can deal with any of them.
-Dabria, help.-
-Ok, what?- she asked
-Possibility of using 'absurdity', 'reverse' on the curse, or using time magic to reverse the curse.-
-You seriously think the fates can't reverse spells on their own?-
-The first option then, you stupid gorgeous woman!-
-Not a lot.-
-You really aren't helpful.-
-This isn't my specialty!- she complained
"I know what you're trying to do." Clotho said "The chances aren't zero but I wouldn't take the chance since 'absurdity' isn't absolute, but there is one other method if you combine those 2 ability together."
'Absurdity' is an ability of plot armor that allows me to do the impossible, like recreating moves from characters I like, but just because it makes the impossible(which is taking away the curse) possible already by raising the chance slightly from a 0% , but not a 100%, I can't use the ability on something that has already been used on.
I'm so cool, the abilities I have are top tier and not used a lot, only I can be such a protagonist, let's break the 4th wall again.
| No! |
Joking. back to the story.
Antagonists always live pass poison and pass every obstacle, but they will lose at the very end where it matters most...fortunately, this isn't the very end, and if anything, sometimes the antagonist are the masters of this kind of stuff. So if I can do the impossible...I can also change the nature of my ability, right?
| Oi Oi Oi, now that's taking it too far now. I can read your thoughts.|
Dude, I got plot armor and you don't both figuratively and literally, so I do what I want, and this may sound self centered, but this novel is centered around me, the fucking protagonist, I do what I want.
"Say guys, what are the chances of me using both 'absurdity' and 'reverse' on my 'protagonist' ability."
"I'd say it would make you either more handsome or more ugly since antagonists cannot be between the 2." Kenny replied
"Then I can always change my looks, even alter it permanently into a chick magnet if I want to."
"Isn't 3 already enough?"
"Ah I forgot you siblings were always weird and joking in weird situations." Alice chuckled "I'm sure Stella didn't choose wrong...I hope."
"Well jokes aside, it might work, antagonists are more powerful than the protagonist until the very end where they lose when it matters most." Zach answered "So you may rid of the curse, but your mind isn't the best, you haven't had the best experience growing up, you might turn into more of a psychopath and kill us all right now."
"Or a sex crazed maniac." Alice added
"But please know that the moment you change into an antagonist, there cannot be 2 of them, the other would change too." Clotho warned
"Well someone just gotta make the sacrifice."
"Dude, I will kill you this time." Zach said as he grabbed my head "And I'll be the one to kill you, don't worry, I'll make sure your kids will be well fed."
"Don't they say, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, don't worry man."
Alright, time to become an antagonist.