Lonely Road

Through the lonely road that I shall ever know, my shadows all that's walks besides me-

"Cluck" .....right.

Growl

"Oh Cmon! I'm trying to remember a song that I used to listen too" Tanuki and Sir cluckington don't pay attention to me. "Whatever"

A cough and gasp for air is heard, turning I find one of the supposed members of a rival sect.

Walking up, I crouch down and slap his cheek to make sure he's breathing. "Hey buddy ol pal, you living ok?" Asking a normal question his hazy eyes regain their color and in turn glares at me with so much hate that it's laughable.

"You!!!" Ahhh, see what I mean? "Wait till our Master hears about this! You'll regret offending me!" Tanuki and Big D look up at me to which in nod with a sigh.

"Their intelligence leaves much to be desired…k, you can eat them all" his eyes turn to fear once he sees Tanuki tear into his dead comrades body, or the sight of Big D pecking at their eyes. "Hmm? Pecky eyes…might need to find a Unicorn Wizard"

"W-wait! Please I'll do anything, just not the-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!" Mhmm~ that's some nice sounds.

Getting up I stretch for a bit before continuing the lonely road that I shall ever know….fuck is that catchy.

"Through the lonely road that I shall ever know~ My shadow all that's walks besides me!-"

Tanuki and Chicken look at each other before continuing to feast.

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"You!" Dead. "Why!" Stab "won't!" Stab "you!" Slash "Die!" Slash "Monster!" Stab.

A few seconds later does silence follow.

"Mhmm? You done? My illusions riddled with holes you know?" Once he hears my voice he freezes in place as my illusion goes to devour him, piece by piece, leaving the intestines for last, and as I watch the act of horror I nod to myself. "Mhmm, Illusion- Foxes Wedding, works?…isn't it too easy to break ones mind?" I ask myself.

From what I heard illusion technique aren't that favored due to requiring a ludicrous amounts of practice and natural talent to use effectively. Although I do have the racial bonus of illusion, so you know, I have a natural advantage over humanity.

"Aren't humans weak?" Walking down the road I mull over this question that I asked myself.

From my perspective, Demons hold advantage over humanity in many ways, for example the seven progenitors like the Nine Tails which excel in disrupting the battlefield with their illusions and being sneaky fucks, the Asuras who dominate the battlefield with their bloodlust, the Ouroboros who will tire you out by complete area domination…or would that be the parasites?

"Hmmmm, actually, I don't even know nor do I have enough information to make such a basis" fox ears twitch as I feel the presence of a True Spirit King fast approaching.

With a thunderous boom does the ground shatter a few meters before me as a man cloaked In heavy amounts of bloodlust and Qi coldly glares at me.

"Yo, you must be their master huh?" He continues glaring at me. "Mhmm? No talk or anything like that?" Well, ain't he rude.

A second later does he appear before me, punching me in the gut before using some Qi technique to make a giant palm that pushed me deep into the earth, hard enough that I felt my instincts start blaring at me for the first time in months.

"Hmph, is that all? O Demon Royal? If so, it's quite the pathetic display of power" is it now? Considering I just got caved into the ground for the first time in my life.

"Ahhh…fuck I think I need to pop my bones in place" crawling out I note at how dirty and damaged my clothes are. "Mhmm? How long has it been since I last felt pain…wait, don't answer that" my wife always makes me feel it.

Dusting off the dirt I turn and look at the man who attacked me, as for Tanuki and Big D? They ran and hid somewhere considering this is beyond them.

"So, master of the banana sect" his eyes glare at me "Come to challenge me are you?" Hoho, he's now letting out his bloodlust.

"Ignorant child" is that you, Oceiros? "You've not only slaughtered my disciples but even dare desecrate their bodies, and you also dare insult our sects, your courting death aren't you!" Wow, XianXia much? "But if you get on your knees and beg for forgiveness then this old man will forgive you"

So says the man lecherously staring at me. Man it's a sin to be this beautiful, but it can't be helped that I'm such a stunning world class beauty that even the gods envy.

"How about, no u" and that enrages him, fragile ego I tell you.

"Then court death! Buddha's Palm!" A palm of Qi appears before me, moving at high speeds that I can even hear the friction of the air.

What do I do? I dodge of course, I ain't tanking that shit twice!

Another one is thrown making me wonder what he's planning considering my trusted instincts keep ringing alarm bells.

"Buddha's Palm- Sixty Four Strikes" motherfucker!

Quickly coating myself in Qi I start getting ready for the inevitable onslaught that's about to start.

Sixty four palms start appearing in quick succession that I don't have time to register the attack that's coming from behind.

"Guh!" Thrown towards the forest, my back hits numerous trees in succession before stopping and falling to the ground..

Lesson learned, I suck when it comes to combat of equal strengths.

No shit I do, I'm always smoking weed or indulging in women to ever focus on training.

"Owwwe…bitch does that hurt" jokes aside, I feel like I'm getting steamrolled in this fight from the few exchanges.

After making sure my back okie doki I start conjuring as many demonic sigils as possible before giving them to the earth to purify. Seconds later does the dude fall into my trap.

"Let's see…and done" with that I take out a pipe and start smoking it for my accomplishments.

"You!" Huh, why he mad? I'm just a small girl smoking some pipe.

Before he can charge the very Qi itself stills and start fighting his commands, as the Qi density continues to go higher and higher from me feeding the land along with draining the dude in front of me.

"This is!" his eyes widen in surprise as an array is formed and in the middle of my demonic sigils, a being filled to the brim with high quality Qi starts forming.

"Aaaaaa, plan A: if you can't beat them, create someone that could" puffing out I watch the creation of a Divine Spirit of the World that continues to purify and absorb the Qi and demonic energy that I feed it, with every minute that passes it grows in strength that already far surpasses my own.

"Mhmm…not yet…" once the array complete I cut of my connection to stop it from draining me dry. "Now then, let's begin round two shall we?" Before he can answer I swiftly appear and kick him in the balls before using fox fire to increase the damage.

"Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" Grabbing his son in pain I continue to increase the intensity of fox fire that it even starts burning his soul…soul? Hold up, since when could I understand the soul?

"When in doubt, praise the Patron God of Weed along with Tamamo-no-Mae" nodding to myself I torture the poor man for hours on end till the array sucks him dry of his Qi and life force, leaving a brittle skeleton that's a touch away from being blown by the wind.

"Huh, what a massive disappointment that was" feeing something form I watch as the Qi turns into a humanoid form that resembles a female…wait no it's clearly female.

With its birth I can feel the land change, as if it became it's own world.

"Mother?…"

"….what?" It looks at me before sprinting towards me and giving me a hug.

"Mother!" I'm sorry what? Mother? Who me?! Wait no, it's breast feel good.

Taking a good look at the spirit I see she has green hair and dark green eyes along with the pupil being like a flower at full bloom.

"O Mother, how I wish to thank you for giving birth to one such as I!" Hmm…

"Wanna have sex with me" I casually asks as I begin stripping myself.

"Of course, anything for my Mother!" Awww~ I'm gonna have so much fun with you.