Reincarnated as a Fox girl in a cultivation world

Well, some poor schmuck by chance happens to have a satellite drop on him, flattening him to the ground. Once he wakes up he meets some of the local and realizes he’s in a cultivation world. So what’s a modern person reborn as a Fox girl supposed to do? “Seduce girls? Eh, Cultivate? I guess…no…guess I’ll start by stealing myself some cultivation techniques and pimp slapping some young masters like a proper XianXia protagonist” and so starts the legend of a crack addict.