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Reborn As A Nameless king

First why the fuck are you reading this seriously... the guy who wrote this shit was high as hell muther fucker was in Narnia sooooo ... don't expect an intricate story with rainbows and ... uni ... unicorns ? . . . this is 1000 % a parody . . . This is the story of a man who hates seriousness , this man ended up dying but thanks to this he went to a world full of adventures and stories ... follow this man as he gets high as hell and figures out what the hell is going on . . . This story is not serious... the main character will do a lot of comic shit that might not make sense ...and dont expecte a perfect storyline ...

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A Difficult Enemy

In The Previous Chapter

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In front of Faraam's eyes there appeared a strange map where you could see all the countries that existed on it.

Faraam- Big fucking continent … damn this I already have a basic understanding of my situation now … heading to the nearest village.

Then, in a calm and slow movement, he started walking towards the forest with his spear on his back and a very striking armor on his body .

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Currently

Faraam- It's been four days that I've been in this forest looking for a way out, the problem is that apparently the forest is surrounded by fog…

System- Player usually when something like this happens it's because you are in a Boss area.

Faraam- 'Wait what?

Faraam- You're saying that I've been here lost for about four days so far and you haven't said anything you fucking animal.

System- …. Sorry, but the player didn't ask, my system only allows me to serve the player and make the most of my skills available to help him survive.

Faraam- So now I'm going to have to look for this Boss … what the hell … and with this Dark Souls fog I'm feeling like I'm going to get hit hard in the ass.

*TUUUU TUUUU TUUU*

Faraam- Again no shit… What the fuck do you want?

Message (???- 'Your mother that fat bitch')

*TUUUU*

Faraam- … Son of a fucking bitch-…

3 HOURS LATER

Faraam- 'I swear one day I'll catch that ??? or the fuck he is called and I'll get my revenge '

In front of Faraam was a kind of fog gate that appeared between two trees, the strange thing was that the fog seemed to flow like water around the trees looked like the margin between the forest and the outside the problem is that this whole path is covered by fog too.

Faraam- System [STATUS] it's time to spend the skill points I accumulated when I got here.

In front of the player the screen appeared in a mythical way minutes after he spoke again.

Faraam- Okay, I think I can survive ... I think.

Status

Name: Faraam

Age: 18

Title: Reincarnated (+1 sp to all attributes) ↓

Universal Lucky Bastard (+1 luck)↓

Race: Demigod ↓

Level 4

Affiliation: Neutral↓

Exp: 100/900

Posts (0) ↓

HP: 3200/3200 MP: 1900/1900 (↓ 00)

STR: 27 VIT: 32

DEX: 21 INT: 19

WIS: 26 LUCK: 19

Sp's: 0

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Faraam-Could be worse now system open the [General Store]

General Store ↓

֎: 6000

Faraam- System what can I buy with this?

System- A lot of things

Faraam- Thanks for the useful information….

System- Of course no need to thank ^^

Faraam- How much does an HP potion cost in the store … if there are any, of course, knowing this son of a bitch god … I won't say anything

System- I recommend you buy 6 HP potions (rank: Common) each cost 1000֎.

Faraam- Buy them all then…

[You got HP Potion(rank: Common)]

֎: 0 (-6000)

Faraam-I also found an interesting thing about statuses apparently it works like this, with these statuses, the others I still have no idea,

1 sp point in vit = 100 hp

1 sp point in int = 100 mp

1 sp point in str = 10 overall damage

With this I should be able to survive … let's get lucky again …

Across the fog on the other side of it was a small clearing with a giant tree in the middle.

But something strange happened and the tree started to transform into a monster.

Faraam- [Eye of Ashel]

[MP: 1870/1900 (-30)]

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Status

Name: Guardian of the Forest of Katalina

Title: Assassin of Adventurers

(Known for slaughtering those who try to enter or leave the great forest of Katalina)

Breed: Marijuana Plant (Spirit)

HP: 10000/10000 MP: 3000/3000 (↓ 00)

(Lore: A being from ancient times even before humans arrived on this continent known for loving the forest and those who inhabit it, legends say that this being's race was created by the first gods to spread life around the world as these types of spirits have a strong connection with the forest.)

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Faraam- Ho

System- ly

???- shit

Faraam- I'm fucked squarely

[I swear it's not my fault]

System- ??? does not know why such a monster is here, if you survive you will receive the following reward.

[Reward: 30 Sp's, 10000 XP]

Faraam- I swear on all saints I will send someone to the fucking hell

System- Play-

Faraam- Go fuck yourself and let me concentrate.

Faraam- '[Gods Blessing]'

[MP: 1770/1900 (-100)]

Faraam- My god he is a fucking Gormiti… I'm so fucked.

In a quick and hurried movement Faraam threw the spear against the creature's knee which made it feel some pain and sent it into rage mode.

HP: 9300/10000 (-700 Light Critical)

Faraam- 'So this means that in the connections it is less resistant … but a light critic … maybe there is a more vulnerable place '

System- Player be careful!

Just having time to look at the creatures in the eyes Faraam took a direct hit from a wave of magical energy that emanated from across the clearing, in a desperate move he tried to dodge, but to no avail.

HP: 1700/3200 (-1500)

*COF COF COF*

Faraam- Fucking Gormiti.

*COF COF COF*

Faraam- 'System use healing potion '

HP: 2200/3200 (+500)

Faraam- 'Thats it?… shit system use two more potions'

System- Your HP has been recovered.

Guardian- Dea…th…

Faraam- This son of a bitch has already killed a lot of people… it's time for him to go back to the earth.

In a sudden movement Faraam ran towards the beast that tried to hit him with a blow of his hand, but with the agility that Faraam had he managed to dodge with difficulty, getting close to the leg of the great spirit he called his spear and hit with his spear between the beast's legs.

HP: 5300/10000 (-4000 critical on the dick)

Guardian- Ahhhh

System- Fucking shit!

IN AN UNKNOWN LOCATION

*Guardian- Ahhhh*

???- HUF … Fuck I felt it here … fuck that aggressiveness.

BACK WITH FARAAM

Faraam- Did it hurt? HAHA HA!

With a distorted smile the man withdrew the blade causing the great spirit to fall to the ground.

Faraam- Now you die here!

Without hesitation the player ran to attack the beast and try to finish it, but only landed two hits in the beast .

HP: 4300/10000 (-1000)

Faraam didn't land any more blows as the spirit, with anger in his eyes, tied the player in his hand and crushed him and threw him to the ground.

HP: 200/3200 (-3000)

*Critical player warning*

Faraam lay nearly unconscious with blood pouring from his eyes and his bones broken.

Faraam- Us- … HP potion…

HP: 1700/3200 (+1500)

System- Your potions are over. I recommend a withdrawal

Faraam- Impossible to get out of here if I turn my back on that shit I will be dead .

The beast ran towards Faraam with incredible speed and tried to land a blow on the player, but with what little agility he had he managed to dodge successfully climbing on top of the beast's arm and gave four more blows as he climbed the titan.

HP: 2300/10000 (-2000)

Guardian- AHHHHHH

In a desperate attempt to win, the beast would make one last charge using magic.

Faraam- Dieeeee!

In a somersault Faraam leapt from the beast and lassoed his spear in the center of the head killing the monster.

HP: 0/10000 (-4000 critical)

[You killed a Boss congratulations]

[Reward: 30 kilos of marijuana (Common), 7000 XP, Gacha Shop Coin x 2, Nameless King memory shard x1(Mythic)]

[Mission Complete: I swear it's not my fault]

System- Congratulations the player successfully completed the mission.

[Reward: 30 Sp's, 10000 XP]

[Master Lancer Leveled Up (7/100)]

[You have leveled up x 9]

Faraam- Afff … fuck I got tired, system [Status] … so many points…. time to improve this shit …

Status

Name: Faraam

Age: 18

Title: Reincarnated (+1 sp to all attributes) ↓

Universal Lucky Bastard (+1 luck)↓

Race: Demigod ↓

Level:13

Affiliation: Neutral↓

Exp: 1800/2700

Posts (0) ↓

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HP: 5200/3200 MP: 3900/1900 (↓ 00)

STR: 47 VIT: 52

DEX: 41 INT: 39

WIS: 46 LUCK: 39

Sp's: 0

Faraam- 'And with this I'm one step closer to fucking that son of a bitch god'

Faraam then rose from his resting place and walked out of the forest revealing a huge plain with a small village in the middle.

Faraam- 'Time to make a marijuana plantation'