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Reborn As A Nameless king

First why the fuck are you reading this seriously... the guy who wrote this shit was high as hell muther fucker was in Narnia sooooo ... don't expect an intricate story with rainbows and ... uni ... unicorns ? . . . this is 1000 % a parody . . . This is the story of a man who hates seriousness , this man ended up dying but thanks to this he went to a world full of adventures and stories ... follow this man as he gets high as hell and figures out what the hell is going on . . . This story is not serious... the main character will do a lot of comic shit that might not make sense ...and dont expecte a perfect storyline ...

God_Eyes_2975 · Anime & Comics
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45 Chs

Let The Adventure Begin

In The Previous Chapter

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Faraam- 'And with this I'm one step closer to fucking that son of a bitch god'

Faraam then rose from his resting place and walked out of the forest revealing a huge plain with a small village in the middle.

Faraam- 'Time to make a marijuana plantation'

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Currently

Faraam- 'First of all I'm going to see what I got with that marijuana plant thing [Inventory]'

Inventory

Common Items(1) ↑

30x kilo of marijuana

Rare Items(2) ↑

Lance of the sky

[Map of the Continent]

Epic Items(0) ↓

Mythical Items(1) ↑

Nameless King memory fragment x1

Legendary Items(1) ↑

[Armor of the God of War]

Faraam- System shows me information from [Nameless King Memory Fragment]

System- As you wish player

Status

Name: Nameless King memory fragment (Mythic)↓

Lore: A small fragment of the great soul of a mighty god of war. This god was known to be a master in the art of the sword and the greatest warrior who fought against the dragon forces during the war between the gods and the ancient dragons, but something happened for this great god to lose his name and status and also join the side of the beasts.

(Consuming a memory fragment increases by 1% [Gods luck])

(Consuming 10: Nameless King Memory Fragment you will regain all the knowledge Nameless King had while alive)

Faraam- 'Nothing new about the story that the armor told, but the perks… dammm…very powerful this item.. Use [Nameless King Memory Fragment] '

System- Successfully absorbed Fragment [Gods luck] increased your stat stealing chance from 1% to 2%.

Faraam- [Gacha Store]

Gacha store

ѱ: 2 (Coin from Gacha Store)

Beginner roulette ↓

More events in the future ^-^ ↓

Faraam- Let's see if I'm lucky…

*Plink plink plink*

Faraam- Damn did I gain another 30 kilos of marijuana

*Plink plink plink*

System- You have gained two items.

[Sp's box]

[Ring of Perseverance (Epic)]

Faraam- Not bad, it could be worse, the system give me the description of the two items.

Status

Name: Bau de Sp's↓

As the name implies it is an item which can be obtained a high number of skill points ranging from 0 Sp's to 5 000 000 Sp's.

Faraam- Oh hell yeah … what's the next one like …

Status

Name: Ring of Perseverance (Epic)↓

Lore: A small ring embedded by the power of death said to have been used by heroes to get through all the difficulties they encounter in their path.

(As long as the player wears this ring he cannot die instantly, activating an automatic effect once a day which will restore 10% of his total HP when receiving a death blow).

Faraam- 'Ow shiiii ….'

Faraam- Fuck … big fucking luck HAHAHA … System equip the ring and open the chest … I feel lucky today …

*Plink*

System- Ring equipped successfully … opened box successfully…

[Won 60 Sp's]

Faraam- ......….

System- hahaha...

* Tuuuu tuuuu tuuuu*

Faraam- SHIT FUCKING BAD LUCK… NOOOOOOO

System- Do you want to-

Faraam- NO … FUCK HIM

(Message- ???- Ha ha ha …. dumb son of a bitch … Looks like your luck's run out …)

*Tuuuuuuuuuu*

Faraam- FFFFFFFFFFF…. Damn… System distributes points evenly across attributes.

System- As you wish player.

Faraam- 'Time to go to the Village'

10 MINUTES LATER

After short minutes of walking, which were filled with thoughts of the Player who was insulting ??? mentally without stopping, we arrived at a small village surrounded by a gigantic plain, this village didn't have gates only had a small stone wall which surrounded the periphery of the small village. In the center of this village there is a building that stood out for its size.

Faraam- 'Hmmm … and now … I head towards the center of this place to see what's out there'

Walking through the middle of the village, the player received several glances from the locals after all it was not normal to see someone dressed in such a… extravagant way…

Child- Mother mother … why is that man dressed like that?

Woman- Probably he's a nobleman or an idiot… maybe an adventurer.

Faraam- Damn where am I…

Woman- It's an idiot definitely let's get out of here.

The child just agreed with his mother.

Faraam- 'At least they could speak lower... fuck'

Arriving at the center of the village, the building that was there was made of stone and decorated with several paintings on its exterior walls. Entering and exiting the building were several people dressed in armor and various forms of weapons.

Faraam- Since I'm here, why not see what's inside.

Entering the site there is a small balcony on the right side of the building opposite a small reception and on the left side several chairs and tables and a small wooden wall covered by various papers with things written on them.

Faraam- 'What the hell… I'm more lost than a tomato in the sea '

System- The player is currently inside a building of one of the most powerful institutions on this continent this place is known as the Adventurers Guild I recommend getting more information at the reception.

Faraam- 'And with this I have a 100% guarantee that I'm in a poorly conceived RPG… and there's no innovation… lazy fucking god '

As Faraam approached the counter, he couldn't help noticing the looks he was getting from the people around him.

Adventurer 1- Look at that guy who stole armor from a bank or some shit like that.

Adventurer 2- Must be the son of a nobleman who thinks he is better than others.

Hearing this the player can only say one thing -

Faraam- What do you want son of a bitch … do you want me to send you to Narnia???

System- The player needs to be calm th-

Faraam- 'Calm down...me?...fuck it'

Adventurer 2- Did you say something

Faraam- I said, why are you going to tickle me?

Adventurer 3- OWWW DAMMM

Adventurer 4- Fuck him up…

In mere seconds a small group formed around them.

Without thinking twice, the adventurer advanced towards Faraam to try to knock him out, but the latter just dodged and hit him with a strong knee in the chest, making the adventurer fall on the other side of the room.

Adventurers- ….

Faraam- If you'll excuse me, I have more to do.

The player then left the small group that looked at him with admiration as the adventurer he threw through the air like garbage was not someone weak.

Faraam- Excuse me, but could you give me some information about the Guild?

Receptionist- Yes yes of course… do you want to become an adventurer…?

Faraam- Maybe? …. It depends on the benefits

Receptionist- Don't you know them already ?

Faraam- Nope … never heard of this place before …

Receptionist- It's strange that you don't know anything about the guild but what can I do... well starting at the beginning the guild is an institution to help people against the monsters that walk through these lands, giving great rewards to those who decide to hunt them.

Faraam- It makes sense… more.

Receptionist- The guild is divided into several Ranks F,E,D,C,B,A being the rank F the weakest and where all adventurers start their careers and reaching A where only the strong arrive but there is also the rank S reserved for those who are considered living legends or calamities that befall the continent, these adventurers are the strongest and are the ones who receive the deadliest quests. Speaking of quests these are varied, it can range from picking a simple flower to killing a demon and you can only accept quests that are in your skill rank, but you can also accept quests one rank above, but we don't recommend that.

Faraam- 'I almost fell asleep with so much stuff I can't even remember half of it … in short kill monsters and reach rank S'

Faraam-Is there anything else I should know?

Receptionist- Yes… in all monsters there is a crystal in the center of its head, varying the creature's magic power will also vary its value… and you can also use the guild card as a key to enter other countries without passports or things like that.

Faraam- 'Fuck has a card and everything looks like disney '

Faraam- I would like to register then

Receptionist- Good choice… the first card will be provided by the guild if you lose it you will have to pay a fee of 700 Draconis.

System- Player just so you know [Draconis = ֎ ] don't need to say thank you.

Receptionist- Put your hand on top of this sphere sir.

In front of Faraam there was a small golden sphere, but this one emanated some kind of energy difficult to describe, placing his hand on top of the sphere it glowed brightly until the light disappeared and a small card appeared in the Receptionist's hand.

Receptionist- Here you go… have a good adventure, adventurer.

Looking at the card, Faraam could only see his own name, photo and rank and nothing more.

Faraam- Time to do missions until I died of hard work.

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4 Months later….

TO BE CONTINUED...