Chapter 96

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Hell, according to some legends it had seven rings, one for each seven deadly sin, Pride, Wrath, Lust, Greed, Envy, Gluttony, Sloth, each one with their own prince, and stupid hirarchi, and now I was here, I swear sometimes I feel my life is made to entertaint others, anyways… After learning where I was I did the first thing that came to my mind, learning about the place, which is why I… entered the nearest bar… and before anyone in the future asks, I did not abandon Honey, she flew away after a good meal.

"Never seen you around here before," The bartender grunted, he was a demon that looked like a bipedal snake or lizard, and I couldn't help but wonder, what type of demon he was, with a sigh I shook my head and eyed the demon noticing he was wearing a pair of ripped pants and dirty apron, that said fuck my life… that's my mood right now..

"I… don't go out much," I replied with a yawn, fucking regeneration still kicking me down.

The snake-like demon looked at me for a second, and then all of the sudden started to laugh. "Ya smell like fresh meat brat, you still reek of the human world," he added with a chuckle, "Don't worry, I ain't gonna bite you,"

"Right, so any idea where is the exit?" I asked with a smile, "I assume the high ups know, so… where can I find the demon that runs this ring," at this, the entire bar goes silent.

"Kid, if you like your freedom… don't even think of talking with Satan," The demon muttered, looking quite frightened.

"Okay…" I muttered, noticing a discrepancy in the prince ruling this ring, after all, according to myths, Lucifer was the prince of the pride ring, when in this case it was Satan.

"Look, demon lords are the only ones that have access to the living world…. So… you better get comfortable," The demon sighed, going back to polishing his dirty mugs.

"I will still try," Satan or not, I was not going to be caged here.

"Ha! Then you'd be forced to either join his army, for manual labour, or become his personal cocksleeve," The de---- let's backtrack for a second… his personal whAT!?! Oh, hell to the no, I will not relive the Ares situation.

I snorted, "Yeah, not gonna happen,"

"Whatever, it's your funeral," The demon snorted, "Now get out, if you ain't buying shit I can't be wasting my time with ya!"

With a sigh, I leaved the bar and started to wander around the town, taking mental notes of what I had to do… first, I would have asset how strong were the Princes of Hell, if belief affected them like it affected the Gods… well, let's just say Satan will kill me, which is why I will do some research before jumping into the fray.

With a pensive look on my face, I continued to walk down the streets looking around trying to gather as much information as possible, the denizens of hell and their conversations were my best bet to find some answers, maybe the book… but in a more secluded area.

"What do we have here?" A… two headed demon chuckled, looking at me with a lustful smile, fuck my life... "You're a strange looking demon…." he said as he circled me, pointing a… sharp butter knife at me, what did he pretend to do with that? Put some jelly on me… butter perhaps, and then what? Hope i'm allergic to anything that can go into a sandwich…. As the not very smart demon circled me, three other demons joined him… unlike the first idiot, who was slim, the other two were… contrasts, one was super muscular, and had nothing but a skull for a face, and the other was fat morbidly so, and to top that… he had his mouth of his belly and it wasn't a normal sized mouth, but one as wide as his massive belly… which to be honest, was probably the most disturbing shit I have ever seen, and I lived in Tartarus… that's how disturbing this shit was.

"Look, I have other things to do, so skip the thug monologue and go right to the deal," I asked them, still keeping an eye on Mr Belly Mouth.

"Thug talk haha, I will enjoy breaking your… you looked like you'd make quite the pretty slave, rich demons pay a hefty coin for a good train slut," The demon replied with a cruel grin.

The time had come, I knew this day would come… the day my booty was once again in danger, but unlike last time where I was weak and unable of stopping the evil forces from pursuing my divine cheeks, I now had the power to protect the holy booty from the hands of those who looked to harm the sacred rectum, "Yeah… you three will die," I stated, Dorime… dorime for them indeed.

"We will… ahahah, and what will a weak little demon like yourself do to stop us"

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Killing those three demons was as hard as killing three flies, with magic of course… without magic.. Flies were hard to kill… those little bastards can dodge for days with their tiny eyes… anyway getting off the point, I killed them with such ease… I felt kinda bad for them, I mean… dying by a bitch slap has to be the most humiliating way to go, and the worst yet funniest part was… that it wasn't like I killed the three with a slap each… no, I killed all of the three with a single slap, I was either too strong for demon standards or those three were painfully weak, maybe both?

"Alright, now that the back of my hand is all… wait a second, I already use this line… oh well, time to explore this ring, find the demon lord and get the fuck out," I chuckled, wondering how would Sun Wukong and Thor explain this to Hestia.