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On the way to wherever Sun Wukong was taking me, something happened. Something that neither Thor, nor the Monkey King... heck not even me, expected. My book, which had proven more than once to have a mind of its own, opened in front of me. Normally this would be a common occurrence, but... this was one of those times it was not, like that time during the sirens… a new chapter had been unlocked, how? no idea.... I had been neglecting my magic studies for a while since I came out of Tartarus, anywho... the point of this little tale was that for some reason, as a side effect of unlocking the new chapter, the book teleported me.

The last time my book had done something like this, it had been to save my life. Which led me to wonder, from what kind of peril was my book saving me from? Or if I was even in danger to begin with, "If only the book could talk," I muttered sarcastically, wondering where the hell my book had sent me.

Weakened by my recent resurrection, I struggled to stand up from the ground, all around... there was nothing but earth of a strange... color, almost reddish, in the distance... I could feel thousands of entities moving, their magic was different... It was strange. "I'm going to take a wild guess and say... I'm in hell," the magic I felt around me was.... I really didn't know how to describe it, "I swear in the name of Hestia that if my guess is right, and my book condemned me to another living nightmare, I'm going to ground my book, at least fifteen minutes in the timeout zone," I chuckled.

Deciding to explore... this strange place, I came across a sign, which read ~Welcome to hell, enjoy your stay~ Hmm.... okay, I'm not gonna lie... this was stranger than I expected, but I guess anything is possible at this point in my life, "Enjoy your stay? Hahaha, good one... this sign is either super ironic, or Christian hell is way better than Greek hell… " Then again… they didn't write what hell was I in…. But I was betting for the christian one, or is it catholic… wait, does that mean there are two Pantheons for Jesus… hmm, further study is required.

"It ain't so bad, we have internet!" A cheerful feminine voice behind me chuckled, and before you judge me for what I did next, I want to say that… one I was weak after my resurrection, two… I did not expect someone to pop out of nowhere, and three… fuck you that's the last reason, anyway…. After the unknown girl talked I jumped like a cat yelping as I turned around to face her.

"Holy fuck," I muttered, "Who… what are you?" I inquired, eyeing the girl.

It was… unexpected, certainly that much was true, the woman looked like a demon with an enticingly curvaceous body build. She had pink skin with black horns coming out of her head, she was slender and had a long thin tail with a heart shaped tip, she was a Succubus isn't she, wait.. To what Pantheon do they belong? "What are you… rude?" The yet to be identified demon chuckled, "I am a succubus, the name is Honey," she bit her lip seductively, caressing my leg with her tail, "Can I be your…. Honey," Well… I didn't know it, but apparently you can make Honey sound lewd, a new discovery. Hurray.

"I… not sure I am ready for a new race, I just started humans… so…" I chuckled nervously, and she pouted.

"Too bad, that isn't how hell works," Honey the horny demon replied happily before hastily lunging forward in a painfully slowly motion, wrapping her arms around me and kissing me right on the lips with a lustful moan, "I am hungry, and you look tasty,"

"Thanks, but…" I chuckled, wondering why did I even let her 'catch me' "But I don't want to, honey, no means no, in my case it means maybe, and right now I want to get out of here, so see ya!" I snapped my fingers, teleporting her to a random location, inside… well hell…

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Well, I have learned two things since I got here, one…. Everyone inside Hell was a demon, not necessarily like Honey, who was a succubus, there were all kinds of demons inside this… bizarre world, from imps to hellhounds, and not like the ones in Tartarus, no… they looked almost human, less… monster inside of them I suppose, back to the point, I learned that… and… that apparently a horny succubus can and will chase you, even if you teleport her away from you every single time.

"I swear to God, I will end up killing you," What can I say, she was getting on my nerves, and I doubted Hell had something like HR to complain.

"Look, I'm hungry… and I haven't eaten in a few decades," Honey sighed, "And there isn't much to eat in here, for us Succubus that is, so… help a lady out?"

"Fine," I sighed, and she jumped happily…. "But we are not gonna fuck," she instantly pouted, "Look, I have read some tales about your kind… is that racist? the -your kind thing?-"

"I… maybe?" Honey shrugged, "This is hell, most of the people here is racist,"

"Anyway, so by the tales humans have I think I know what you eat," I stated, "Mana combined with Lust, is that right?"

"It is," Honey nodded, "So… we bang now… or?"

"God you're dense, no, just…" Taking a deep breath in exasperation, I extracted some of my mana, and mixed it with the essence of my lust, and before anyone asks, I will not elaborate how I learned how to do that... I did it trying to recreate FMA…. but instead of getting a group of badass homunculus, I got a ball of mana that would not only hurt people, but make them slightly hornier… or angrier than before… it was complicated.

"Just… like that?" Honey asked, wary of the ball… the irony was not lost on me, "For free?"

"Look, considering most things try to kill me… you trying to fuck me is a… rather good change of pace," I chuckled, "So… yeah, for free…" I winked at her, and she immediately snatched the ball of mana from my hands, as if scared I was going to change my mind, "Now… how about you tell me… exactly where am I?"

"Hell, the Pride Ring to be precise," Honey replied, sucking the b… alright gotta reword that… eating the mana away… yeah, that's better.